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however, next week's promise of "The Player-Hatah Club goes back in time" seems so enticing...

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 25 March 2004 16:35 (twenty years ago) link

i was glad to see snoop perform 'deep cover' last night. i thought we were due for some more of the more recent crap that snoop is responsible for. the making the band was pretty fun, but the rest was garbage.

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 25 March 2004 18:07 (twenty years ago) link

you guys are all bitter fat girls

― dean! (deangulberry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago) link

I think so far this season has been somewhat consistent in its hit-and-miss ratio, if that makes any sense. usually if most of an episode is weak, there'll be at least one skit that will reward you for bothering to watch. this week it was definitely the Making The Band 2 parody, although you might have to be an avid watcher of the show to get some of the jokes, but I was fucking dying.

― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:06 (twenty years ago) link

also, when Lil Jon was on TRL the other day, I'm positive he was actually doing an impression of Chappelle's impression of him. he would even answer questions by saying "WHAT?".

― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:07 (twenty years ago) link

al otm.

― dean! (deangulberry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:08 (twenty years ago) link

I really liked the Oprah sketch from a few nights ago, along w/ the jury selection bit, but last night's ep. was terrible.

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Thursday, 25 March 2004 19:13 (twenty years ago) link

I can't believe anyone would pick Making the Band over the puppets.

"I get so much puppet ass..."

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 25 March 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

Okay, to each their own, but I thought the jury selection bit was tedious. Chappelle gave us his ultimate take on the U.S. legal system in Season 1 when he had that opera singer sing that the police never seriously looked for Biggie or Tupac's killers.

― j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 26 March 2004 00:04 (twenty years ago) link

The jury selection bit was bad enough I completely forgot about.

I liked the skits earlier in this season when he had the stockbroker treated like a crack dealer and vice versa.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 26 March 2004 00:08 (twenty years ago) link

"then the defendant's wife threw her titties in my hands, your honor"

― oops (Oops), Friday, 26 March 2004 00:09 (twenty years ago) link

I thought the making the band episode was hella funny. I watch that show all the time so i know what he was talking about, but even if i didnt chappelle acting like P.Diddy was funny all by itself!

― Marie Reed, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:10 (twenty years ago) link

the jury sketch was too long, but the video at the end("...and his gramma would have to be there, too!") was great.

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:16 (twenty years ago) link

This episode had me PEEING. The Oprah skit was ridiculously funny.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago) link

I loved that bit with arsenio. WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THIS CHEESE WAS SO FUCKIN GOOD??

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:44 (twenty years ago) link

I loved the bit with Arsenio because it was so random and silly.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

I fear that if tonight's show is no good, my friend will put Dave's balls in a vice. He seems genuinely pissed off that "the last two episodes have been horrible".

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

I'm sure Dave is terrified.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

is your friend the president?

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

i liked his special karaoke hat

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

I''M RICK JAMESBITHC !!!!!1 OM

― dean! (deangulberry), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:52 (twenty years ago) link

Shows how much you know, EDR...Dave doesn't even know!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:56 (twenty years ago) link

I have been schooled by oops.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 20:58 (twenty years ago) link

www.imrickjamesbitch.com

you can listen to the shit all day long to get it out of your system

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:00 (twenty years ago) link

The puppets sketch is the funniest thing I've seen all year.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 1 April 2004 01:10 (twenty years ago) link

So are there DVDs for any of this yet or not or...?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 1 April 2004 01:18 (twenty years ago) link

first season is out, second season pro'bly later this year.

Amazon has 'em listed.

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 April 2004 01:19 (twenty years ago) link

Noted, noted...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 1 April 2004 01:24 (twenty years ago) link

I hope all you hataz are watching tonight, as the show is all about Bad Chappelle Bits!

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 April 2004 02:55 (twenty years ago) link

Beating up Hitler is always Comedy Gold.

as is "ASS MILK"

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 April 2004 02:58 (twenty years ago) link

DJ ASSAULT! "ASS N TITTIES"!

― Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Thursday, 1 April 2004 03:37 (twenty years ago) link

THAT WAS CLASSIC

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 April 2004 03:41 (twenty years ago) link

the puppet sketch was laaaaaaame, man

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 04:52 (twenty years ago) link

The gay Klan had promise.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 1 April 2004 05:18 (twenty years ago) link

indeed it did.

Mr. Chappelle, can you please get rid of the musical guest slot? If it was an hour show, I would understand that you might have trouble coming up with enough material. But christ it's only like 10 minutes of actual comedy per episode. Get off your stoned ass and write some more sketches.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 05:24 (twenty years ago) link

I wouldn't mind them if the musical guests were consistently good (Snoop doing "Deep Cover," the Mos Def and Talib Kweli song from last season), but half the time the sound is bad and the performance is boring.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 1 April 2004 05:26 (twenty years ago) link

if anybody wants an animated gif the gay lawnmower guy bumping it to "Ass n' Titties", email me at jdsalmon at mail dot com and i can hook you up.

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 April 2004 14:27 (twenty years ago) link

Shooting the slaveowner straight out = joke killa. Should've made him dance a bit, and THEN shoot him "accidentally". When the hell did Sally Jesse Raphael turn into a crotchety grandma?

Also, I am in platonic man-love with the "I'm rich, beeeotch" / Ashy Larry guy.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:10 (twenty years ago) link

The episode was 5 minutes of Dave setting up clips, 5 minutes of out-of-context clips (even with Dave saying, "this is going to be funny," they weren't), and then music. What a rip-off.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:13 (twenty years ago) link

two seasons in and we get a clip show.

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:14 (twenty years ago) link

Seriously.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:15 (twenty years ago) link

still, the show had plenty of bits that made me laugh, just not necessarily the best way to present them.

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 April 2004 15:20 (twenty years ago) link

I think that Dave showing parts of sketches that he thought were funny and parts that didn't work was hilarious, every episode should be formatted like that. and the tape of Charlie Murphy starting to shake when they start shooting was classic.

― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 1 April 2004 16:16 (twenty years ago) link

Cocaine is a helluva drug (there, got it outta my system)

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 1 April 2004 16:19 (twenty years ago) link

Bah, www.imrickjamesbitch.com seems to be down...

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Thursday, 1 April 2004 19:36 (twenty years ago) link

the guy who plays ashy larry is sweet.

THAT GUY'S THE BADDEST MUFFUKKA I EVER SEEN

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Thursday, 1 April 2004 20:01 (twenty years ago) link

i wish they had a cast list on the website. the credits speed by too fast.

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 1 April 2004 20:02 (twenty years ago) link

and the tape of Charlie Murphy starting to shake when they start shooting was classic.

hahaha yeah. I noticed him shaking in the preceding clip, and was already laughing while Dave was describing it. Charlie Murphy is just classic.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 1 April 2004 20:41 (twenty years ago) link

the puppet sketch was laaaaaaame, man

You're crazy. IV drug use by puppets is always classic.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 1 April 2004 20:48 (twenty years ago) link

the puppet sketch had its moments but it was overlong and was a little too Crank Yankers for my taste.

― Al (sitcom), Thursday, 1 April 2004 22:13 (twenty years ago) link

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