The Best Free Online (in-browser or downloadable) Games

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I'm even kind of in an upgrade-less rut and still grinding! tear me away

undergraduate dance (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 7 March 2015 19:08 (nine years ago) link

I'm still swarmin'

polyphonic, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link

I'm on my 7th ascension and there's not much left to do.

poxy fülvous (abanana), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link

i closed the window after the first ascension, thank god

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:55 (nine years ago) link

only one ascension here but today I'll get the second! not much left to do is exactly why I "like" this "game"

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 07:14 (nine years ago) link

A problem with recreating a well-known game is that people like me will notice all the little differences.
- can't punch goombas
- can't grab bobombs
- can't run around posts for coins
- bubbles target Mario too well

poxy fülvous (abanana), Monday, 30 March 2015 21:21 (nine years ago) link

taken down following cease-and-desist

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 00:50 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://bitcalc.beepboopbitcoin.com/

mick signals, Monday, 20 April 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link

jesus, that's surprisingly complex

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 April 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link

Evil

Jeff, Monday, 20 April 2015 11:34 (nine years ago) link

played this a year or so ago i think, assume it's the same game but in the interval they've ramped up the different ways it fucks you over to extra heights, just like irl

Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Monday, 20 April 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link

yeah I opened another tab today next to swarm simulator (seven ascensions so far shut up) and tried this and after getting fucked over a few times wondered if I could upgrade my hatchery yet and closed the tab

droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 20 April 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link

worth playing that bitcoin game further if you stalled out. it has... depths

creaks, whines and trife (s.clover), Monday, 20 April 2015 22:11 (nine years ago) link

I murdered a guy for money, but then I couldn't buy a miner. Does it go any further?

poxy fülvous (abanana), Monday, 20 April 2015 22:25 (nine years ago) link

yes

1staethyr, Monday, 20 April 2015 22:46 (nine years ago) link

in stranger directions yet

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 April 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link

It might be Frog Fractions II

brunch technician (silby), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 05:12 (nine years ago) link

omg "guypng"

bonkers candle ancestors (reddening), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 06:50 (nine years ago) link

fantastic up until the preachy ending

Mordy, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link

I'm stuck on this bitcoin game. I did have bots mining, but now they stopped, and all I can do is take drugs. Can't set up any more meetings.

Jeff, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 11:00 (nine years ago) link

I got to the Monkey Island part & was like ok I appreciate what's going on but c'mon

droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 11:04 (nine years ago) link

same

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link

I got stuck at the taking drugs part too. it wasn't very fun up to that point so I gave up.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link

story of my life really

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link

I did have bots mining, but now they stopped, and all I can do is take drugs. Can't set up any more meetings.

― Jeff, Wednesday, April 22, 2015 7:00 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

posts out of context etc

entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Thursday, 23 April 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link

http://agar.io/

just a bit of fun, let's be cool

another understated post from (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 May 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link

very addictive, glad I can't play at work due to large blobs of color blazoned with awful racial slurs and profanity.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 01:01 (eight years ago) link

played it a lot last night, it's stupidly addictive

(there's an option to turn off the colours and the name tags btw)

another understated post from (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 05:52 (eight years ago) link

i finally made it to the top ten (up to the #4 slot, with 2500 points on the nose) and told myself i would never play it again

but hey why don't i just try it one more time...

Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 May 2015 00:48 (eight years ago) link

i got to number two and got demolished by a guy bigger than my whole screen.
the ecosystem switch is awesome and disorienting

i've been top 10 once but i think it was a morning when the room was relatively quiet. i've tried to go cold turkey for a while, but i look forward to a slightly re-balanced Steam version with a few whistles and bells.

☂ (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 May 2015 07:27 (eight years ago) link

it's pretty fun for fifteen minutes at a go tbh

two weeks pass...

still fun!

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 06:53 (eight years ago) link

Started playing last weekend, got to #1 this evening. For about five seconds. Was #2 for ages then got virused to death. I like how playing as a big fella informs and modifies your gameplay as a wee one.

ledge, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 22:10 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

http://faedine.sytes.net/crank-b31/

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Thursday, 10 September 2015 20:25 (eight years ago) link

oh man, that's really mean to share with me. there went my whole night.

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 September 2015 03:37 (eight years ago) link

oh god. addicted.

Nhex, Friday, 11 September 2015 18:43 (eight years ago) link

28 hours later i travelled to four different planets and got involved a space battle that left me depleted of all my stuff. good excuse to quit.

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 September 2015 20:05 (eight years ago) link

I like how it starts out as Kimmy Schmidt and turns into Star Control.

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Friday, 11 September 2015 23:59 (eight years ago) link

haha! you're right

Nhex, Sunday, 13 September 2015 08:21 (eight years ago) link

is the scrap metal only upgradable at the beginning of the game or did I break the game?

The Once-ler, Sunday, 13 September 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link

That happened to me too. I think it's just bad design -- no notification that you can't upgrade it further.

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Sunday, 13 September 2015 21:33 (eight years ago) link

Now I can quit - hooray!

http://s11.postimg.org/twb7v3c7n/completed.jpg

Don't ever post games like this again

The Once-ler, Sunday, 13 September 2015 22:05 (eight years ago) link

I got there today too. Maybe I'll post a warning next time.

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Monday, 14 September 2015 00:52 (eight years ago) link

I want to rep again for Hawken, an incredible free fps on Steam. Looks amazing and plays simply enough, just a bunch of mechs shooting each other in a handful of cool deathmatch maps.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 14 September 2015 23:16 (eight years ago) link

My wife is hooked on crank.

schwantz, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 00:05 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

via katherine:
http://ifcomp.org/ballot

a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 October 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link

Oh god, if you're playing then maybe please post here: Rolling IF COMP

I am playing but wasn't going to post as it's always just me and I feel embarrassed by my persistent dorkiness.

emil.y, Friday, 9 October 2015 03:52 (eight years ago) link


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