why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

Go on then, audition begins..

https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10487422_793151340752967_5820527527606480702_n.jpg?oh=89c035276edc971b7669ea6bd8d50100&oe=557F9856

Laugh a per loser?

parody.

mm

parody (but not great)

https://scontent-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10698579_10206642654048406_2827950815292151176_n.jpg?oh=84d54cde1d26b047242745308eac5afc&oe=55706F37

if they like me the way i am good

pretty lady in wet shirt driving that msg home

Gotta have your obligatory, completely unrelated stock photo so readers have someone to identify with.

she has a python neck good.

and people were behaving like they ought to good

I have reached a point in my life where I still feel it is necessary to impress people by proclaiming that I don't care whether I impress them or not.

.. AND I DON'T CARE!!!

I have reached a point in my life where I no longer try to impress people, because I'm not all that impressive.

I'm impressed.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11025998_959395027424504_3298656576273844189_n.png?oh=056499ce4ac162c62554db1e7c9b6a7b&oe=55796F69&__gda__=1434893059_8599a3185831068aac574dea73aa89f2

always knew what the pirates' flag looked like. always wondered what the pirates' flag was thinking.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10377468_714660321913543_4317514180247596864_n.jpg?oh=b275050fc227bf643b1144796ce1e7d8&oe=5582B276&__gda__=1438471879_6c20e5a7ec6c835948449a22ab476090

destroys the next generation, sweet weeping jesus.

damn, it don't goes more accurate than those

interested to hear about this multiple occupancy condom

Damn, my joke was funny

Where did you put it?

Ach, it'll turn up

I just spent way too much time considering the physical logistics of that.

not really mocking this one, but I don't know where to put it
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/1484956/stevie%20.jpg

too much time on ilx

Was gonna say

unless i'm missing something that seems like a supremely legitimate use of facebook

I agree. just lol'd at the 'stevie d' part. but I did not know about this 'too much time on ilx' thread, which sounds more appropriate. or maybe I'm just being told that I've spent too much time on ilx.

which is fair enough tbh

no, there's a thread. it's 77 tho'.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1422567_10152623538751512_7622857926813473202_n.jpg?oh=f622235e687b01f242530a169dfb3f28&oe=55B23EAB&__gda__=1438088850_eaaf5057adb85340aec892c82df4e42d

no shit I came here to post that exact thing

really hate when people write "veg." somehow that's what i hate most about that. i'm irrational.

you sneer, but it seems to be working ok for David Avocado Wolfe and his friends

http://www.pedestrian.tv/images/article/2011/03/14/David-Wolfe-Party-642-380.jpg

David Wolfe (a.k.a. Chocolate Pope Avocado Cacao)

omg http://www.davidwolfe.com/

The rock star of the superfoods and longevity world, America’s TOP CEOs, Global Ambassadors, Hollywood celebrities, busy professionals, and even the most powerful buying influence in the nation—Moms—all look to David for expert advice in health, beauty, herbalism, nutrition and chocolate!

aw man, a perm and a will to make money from lying to idiots and i too cd've been a millionaire longevity guru

http://www.eternallifefanclub.com/memes/Quote-David-Wolfe.jpg

jesus God the concept of living 70+ years already terrifies me, who the fuck would wanna last that long

ELF

OMG

http://www.groundology.co.uk/

3000 years worth of terrible facebook image macros

https://www.facebook.com/EternalLifeFan/photos_stream

What a goldmine, I didn't realise David Avocado was a thing. As to the image macro, there's a lot going on there but I'm reminded of Nietzsche's rebuke to the Stoics - you say we should spend more time in nature, but how are we ever out of it in the first place? Indoors is nature. It's a moot point, we need to think way out of the box

box is underrated iirc

this stuff should all be xposted to gr8080's life coach thread but i spent several hours a couple months ago reading about the "institute for integrative nutrition" and sinking into the internet black hole of all these "health coach" blogs where the "coach" has a certificate from them. always a thin white female, smiling with open mouth, average age 30. this david avocado chocolate guy is one of their lecturers.

http://i61.tinypic.com/123o02u.jpg