I'm still swarmin'
― polyphonic, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:14 (nine years ago) link
I'm on my 7th ascension and there's not much left to do.
― poxy fülvous (abanana), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link
i closed the window after the first ascension, thank god
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 00:55 (nine years ago) link
only one ascension here but today I'll get the second! not much left to do is exactly why I "like" this "game"
― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 07:14 (nine years ago) link
http://mario64-erik.u85.net/Web.html
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 March 2015 21:01 (nine years ago) link
A problem with recreating a well-known game is that people like me will notice all the little differences.- can't punch goombas- can't grab bobombs- can't run around posts for coins- bubbles target Mario too well
― poxy fülvous (abanana), Monday, 30 March 2015 21:21 (nine years ago) link
taken down following cease-and-desist
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 00:50 (nine years ago) link
http://bitcalc.beepboopbitcoin.com/
― mick signals, Monday, 20 April 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link
jesus, that's surprisingly complex
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 April 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link
Evil
― Jeff, Monday, 20 April 2015 11:34 (nine years ago) link
played this a year or so ago i think, assume it's the same game but in the interval they've ramped up the different ways it fucks you over to extra heights, just like irl
― Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Monday, 20 April 2015 16:19 (nine years ago) link
yeah I opened another tab today next to swarm simulator (seven ascensions so far shut up) and tried this and after getting fucked over a few times wondered if I could upgrade my hatchery yet and closed the tab
― droit au butt (Euler), Monday, 20 April 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link
worth playing that bitcoin game further if you stalled out. it has... depths
― creaks, whines and trife (s.clover), Monday, 20 April 2015 22:11 (nine years ago) link
I murdered a guy for money, but then I couldn't buy a miner. Does it go any further?
― poxy fülvous (abanana), Monday, 20 April 2015 22:25 (nine years ago) link
yes
― 1staethyr, Monday, 20 April 2015 22:46 (nine years ago) link
in stranger directions yet
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 April 2015 23:16 (nine years ago) link
It might be Frog Fractions II
― brunch technician (silby), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 05:12 (nine years ago) link
omg "guypng"
― bonkers candle ancestors (reddening), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 06:50 (nine years ago) link
callback to ilsa frozen brain surgeryhttp://www.hopesandfears.com/hopes/culture/video-games/169021-creepy-bootleg-frozen-games-are-their-own-genre
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link
fantastic up until the preachy ending
― Mordy, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 04:15 (nine years ago) link
I'm stuck on this bitcoin game. I did have bots mining, but now they stopped, and all I can do is take drugs. Can't set up any more meetings.
― Jeff, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 11:00 (nine years ago) link
I got to the Monkey Island part & was like ok I appreciate what's going on but c'mon
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 11:04 (nine years ago) link
same
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link
I got stuck at the taking drugs part too. it wasn't very fun up to that point so I gave up.
― polyphonic, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link
story of my life really
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 19:29 (nine years ago) link
I did have bots mining, but now they stopped, and all I can do is take drugs. Can't set up any more meetings.
― Jeff, Wednesday, April 22, 2015 7:00 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
posts out of context etc
― entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Thursday, 23 April 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link
http://agar.io/
just a bit of fun, let's be cool
― another understated post from (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 May 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link
very addictive, glad I can't play at work due to large blobs of color blazoned with awful racial slurs and profanity.
― erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 01:01 (eight years ago) link
played it a lot last night, it's stupidly addictive
(there's an option to turn off the colours and the name tags btw)
― another understated post from (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 05:52 (eight years ago) link
i finally made it to the top ten (up to the #4 slot, with 2500 points on the nose) and told myself i would never play it again
but hey why don't i just try it one more time...
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 May 2015 00:48 (eight years ago) link
i got to number two and got demolished by a guy bigger than my whole screen.the ecosystem switch is awesome and disorienting
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 10 May 2015 01:37 (eight years ago) link
i've been top 10 once but i think it was a morning when the room was relatively quiet. i've tried to go cold turkey for a while, but i look forward to a slightly re-balanced Steam version with a few whistles and bells.
― ☂ (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 May 2015 07:27 (eight years ago) link
it's pretty fun for fifteen minutes at a go tbh
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 May 2015 20:59 (eight years ago) link
still fun!
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 06:53 (eight years ago) link
Started playing last weekend, got to #1 this evening. For about five seconds. Was #2 for ages then got virused to death. I like how playing as a big fella informs and modifies your gameplay as a wee one.
― ledge, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 22:10 (eight years ago) link
http://faedine.sytes.net/crank-b31/
― aaaaablnnn (abanana), Thursday, 10 September 2015 20:25 (eight years ago) link
oh man, that's really mean to share with me. there went my whole night.
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 September 2015 03:37 (eight years ago) link
oh god. addicted.
― Nhex, Friday, 11 September 2015 18:43 (eight years ago) link
28 hours later i travelled to four different planets and got involved a space battle that left me depleted of all my stuff. good excuse to quit.
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 September 2015 20:05 (eight years ago) link
I like how it starts out as Kimmy Schmidt and turns into Star Control.
― aaaaablnnn (abanana), Friday, 11 September 2015 23:59 (eight years ago) link
haha! you're right
― Nhex, Sunday, 13 September 2015 08:21 (eight years ago) link
is the scrap metal only upgradable at the beginning of the game or did I break the game?
― The Once-ler, Sunday, 13 September 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link
That happened to me too. I think it's just bad design -- no notification that you can't upgrade it further.
― aaaaablnnn (abanana), Sunday, 13 September 2015 21:33 (eight years ago) link
Now I can quit - hooray!
http://s11.postimg.org/twb7v3c7n/completed.jpg
Don't ever post games like this again
― The Once-ler, Sunday, 13 September 2015 22:05 (eight years ago) link
I got there today too. Maybe I'll post a warning next time.
― aaaaablnnn (abanana), Monday, 14 September 2015 00:52 (eight years ago) link
I want to rep again for Hawken, an incredible free fps on Steam. Looks amazing and plays simply enough, just a bunch of mechs shooting each other in a handful of cool deathmatch maps.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 14 September 2015 23:16 (eight years ago) link
My wife is hooked on crank.
― schwantz, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 00:05 (eight years ago) link
via katherine:http://ifcomp.org/ballot
― a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 8 October 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link
Oh god, if you're playing then maybe please post here: Rolling IF COMP
I am playing but wasn't going to post as it's always just me and I feel embarrassed by my persistent dorkiness.
― emil.y, Friday, 9 October 2015 03:52 (eight years ago) link
crank is a lot like that one other game that i like, or i mean, it starts out like that. the one where you're in a room with a fire and a wounded person at the beginning but by the end the scale is up
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Friday, 9 October 2015 05:19 (eight years ago) link