2015 ncaa

activate the asset (thats u slothro)

an attack of bracket bustin' facts

I like it when announcers and analysts talk about 'scoring the basketball'

it's a cheap way to fire me up. every time.

hm depends on how bored i feel during my lunch break its only like 10 mins on the T

(xp)

STOP SAYING 'SCORE THE BASKETBALL'

xp ffs

love too score the basketball

xxp please take the T and scream: "Wofford over Arkansas! I have seen it!" at the nearest Northeastern edifice

lmao

ppl here wore their school's gear to the office today, including the editorial vp who really should've considered the timing of wearing a 'cuse shirt (altho he is not making excuses for any of the school's heinous shit at least)

its cool how the country has a three week holiday where u still technically go to the location of yr job

looking forward to a serious drumming of smu by ucla. it's really my only specific interest in the tournament this yr bc i live a couple miles south of smu and pretty much fuck all those people

it would bust my bracket a little bit, but that could be fun

maybe the staples center's waterline will burst, hoisting the entire arena atop a spout of water. but they'll continue to play the game and ucla will win and Andy Katz will say, 'very much like that waterline, my bracket is busted'

announcer just confirmed it: there will be a second half to this game.

also rihanna

but will there be a third half just have to wait and see

on one hand a second half seems a bit self-indulgent. on the other hand, i think I'm up for it.

xp it's like that postal service song where benji says 'like a goalie tending the net in the third quarter of a tied game rivalry'

you have to wonder if that goalie knew the third period would actually turn out to be a quarter

and they were gonna play another one

life is unpredictable

"life is unpredictable, so you have to score the basketball"

i like it

just continue to score the basket until the final buzzer sounds which could happen at literally any time

"my other car is scoring the basketball"

xp think that is actually how cricket works but i'm not sure

how could i know?

really disappointed in Rusted Root. they finally sold out.

'go on the youtube'

no... not the root!

"and thats why they call him SKYwalker in boston" lol i dunno if thats a thing

bracket bustin fact: they actually call David Walker 'Skywalker' because of his wispy hair

and they only do it at quiznos

all the quiznos here went out of business a while back

toasting costs have skyrocketed under this obama administration

too much competition from dangelos

ok i've seen enough college basketball now

how dare you

you can scout some sick picks for the nba draft

it's an nit kind of year for kev

uconn lost already :(

comin down to the wire here folks!

OMG NORTHEASTERN MISSED A WIDE OPEN ROLL MAN

if u use a pick take a look at where the picker goes he might be open!

file under "reasons not to watch college hoops"

ya srsly

only watch the last two minutes of close games is my rule

there are def a couple of teams i'll watch in this year's iteration of the Clusterfuck Where People Who Don't Usually Care About Basketball Suddenly Care About It Aggressively, Probably For Gambling Reasons - mostly the obvious ones like UK, AZ, villanova, virginia to look for sick draft picks