this is the thread where you copy and paste whatever other posts on ilx made you laugh out loud

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-- Arthur (tabren123...), March 18th, 2003.

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), March 19th, 2003. (later)

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This is how Ayn Rand got started, you know.

-- Curtis Stephens (sevenxvii...), March 20th, 2003. (later) (link)P>
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I swear I meant to quote the title of this thread. God I'm going to have nightmares.

-- Curtis Stephens (sevenxvii...), March 20th, 2003. (later) (link)

-- Dave Stelfox (destelfo...), March 19th, 2003 4:07 AM.

-- dan (dregan2...), December 22nd, 2002 2:36 PM.

I wouldn't want to show up at a Sheryl Crow concert, regardless. Even if she was performing it bare ass.
-- Chris V. (formerlypoopsmcge...), Today 4:00 PM.

Let's not be hasty, Chris.
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), Today 4:00 PM.

-- Ian Johnson (orio...) (webmail), March 19th, 2003 8:28 PM. (orion)

you mean the funny humour joke?
-- electric sound of jim (electricsoun...) (webmail), March 19th, 2003 8:29 PM. (electricsound)

-- nickalicious (nza2342...), March 20th, 2003. (later)

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haha surf and turf!
-- mark p (m*****...), March 20th, 2003. (later)

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Oh, that's NOT RIGHT.
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), March 20th, 2003. (later)

It's as much about Dan's reaction as it is about Mark's post.

A strange turn of events

-- jel -- (freeduni...), June 12th, 2002.

a personal fav.

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GREEN TABASCO SAUCE IS HOT SAUCE U R GAY
-- Nick A. (emmaa...), March 20th, 2003.

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GREEN TABASCO SAUCE IS ABOUT AS HOT AS UR MOM
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), March 20th, 2003

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), March 20th, 2003 9:28 PM. (later)

"Perry to thread" -- 8
-- Yanc3y (ystr1ckl3...), March 20th, 2003. (later)

oh my god i outperried PERRY

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Dan is so manly he smears it in his jock.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), March 21st, 2003 8:13 AM. (later)

-- mark p (m*****...), March 20th, 2003 3:13 PM.

This is a terrible time to sell pot! Margins are razor thin, and there are standing shoot-on-sight orders for all beanie wearing agents of terrorism.
-- jonas lefrel (jonaslefre...), March 20th, 2003 4:17 PM.

encyclopedias then
-- ron (ohronn...), March 20th, 2003 4:19 PM.

Yeah I went up to saddam for a while and I felt bad cos absolutely noone was up there, like 4 people! and he had this war thing going on at the same time! it was west, man, really west. he played that iraqi national anthem tune that he does and we were getting quite into it. it was pretty good dancing up there for a while cos you could go "hey man, do that death to the infidel tune". it was like being in his presidential palace or something, it was good vibes.
-- Ronin (justbustingyourball...), March 20th, 2003.

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So did Tom Cruise
-- oops (buttch9...), March 21st, 2003.

I think it's now the time on ILE where we all take a gigantic porn break.
-- Carey (flembac...), March 21st, 2003. (Carey)

THANK THE GODS FOR CABBAGE-HEAD CAREY!!!

Gygax's mother: "For dinner you can have either soup or poop."
Gygax: "I register my objection to both: I would prefer potatoes."
Gygax's mother: "Enjoy your poop."
Gygax: "I shall."

-- nabisco (--...), March 22nd, 2003. (later) (link)

-- Yanc3y (ystr1ckl3...), March 22nd, 2003. (later) (link)

-- nickalicious (nza2342...), March 22nd, 2003. (later) (link)

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), March 21st, 2003.

(there doesn't have to be anything about these posts that denote intentional humor, does there?)

Is your mother Ryan Schreiber?
-- geeta (geet...), February 19th, 2002 2:00 PM.

Seems pretty good until you think of ppl you know who are, and how much they deserve a savage beating most of the time
-- dave q (scrape10...), March 21st, 2003.

-- mark s (mar...), June 19th, 2002.

She is also a hata of Michael Douglas: 'I know he saw that girl - MY GOD SHE MUST WEIGH 200 POUNDS - and ordered her like a fucking pizza.'

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...) (webmail), Today 7:02 PM. (later) (suzy) (link)

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I think the pinefox needs a 'slap'
-- DG (rgreenfiel...), March 24th, 2003 1:36 PM. (later)

I think the Holocaust vote bloc and the Hey, I've Shagged A 13-Year-Old Too vote bloc magically came together tonight. Do they FedEx Polanski his award or will they be like 'well, you have to pick it up...'

-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), March 23rd, 2003 6:15 PM