Twitter C/D

ps xyzzz² what's yr username

― tender is the late-night daypart (schlump), Tuesday, March 31, 2015 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xyzzzz__, let us know yours schlump?

followed you!, & i'm filmclubbristol, i am not useful on twitter, just #fyi

& i feel like a judiciously controlled feed is probably in some ways desirable but i don't mind the sprawl, i don't think, feel like the design is compatible with a kind of human scanning frequency learned from personal ads & telephone books, & that in some ways calibrating the frequency or visibility of somebody would just deny me the simple periodic pleasure of unfollowing, something that makes me feel like i'm truly exercising control in my life, being firm, putting a foot down. it's meant to be kind of messy, i think. neil hagery just got more successfully aphoristic on twitter but for a long time he was really into the messy transparent language angle, i don't mind twitter feeling like scanning a radio dial

It totally is radio dial.

Thanks, followed back - if you all want to know my struggles in watching the world upside down (otherwise known as yoga), random lines of poetry and novels I'm reading (that I then structure into my commentaries on my reading at ILB), live Columbo commentary (Saturdays at around 12pm GMT) and re-tweeting lines from that Finnegans Wake account.

Well, then I'm yer bot.

http://i.imgur.com/p1XQBFl.png

:|

its me, your beloved erstwhile ilxor elmo argonaut that spends all his time on twitter @patron_sailor, i love you all & i miss you please follow me ok

ok "beloved" is maybe a stretch but you get the idea

No "beloved" is spot on and maybe even understating it. Miss you boo

I like your tweets, keep it up

Made my return to Twitter after (1) learning how to mute people and (2) wanting to escape the raccoon shitposting

elmo is the best twitter

i always interact with elmo on twitter :)

Twitter is no good when you are a broken misanthrope, even if they made a twitter for broken misanthropes it would be equally as worthless a pile of fucking dogshite.

no I'm the best twitter elmo is second

i follow rev and lagoon, i will follow the elmo, btw my son loves your show elmo's world

elmo has v. good selfie game

true rev is all-time twitter

Twitter is no good when you are a broken misanthrope, even if they made a twitter for broken misanthropes it would be equally as worthless a pile of fucking dogshite.

― xelab, Wednesday, April 1, 2015 5:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

twitter seems quite popular with broken misanthropes fwiw!

As always @quartzcity

http://i.imgur.com/wPSJlHd.png

:( :( :(

Kill yrslf. No where to go from here.

harsh but fair

Due to the Nakatomi Corporation's legacy of greed around the globe, they are about to be taught a lesson in the real use of Twitter.

http://eggsbacon.co.nz/twitter_mau

Marjorie Scardino, who joined their board in Dec 2013, has made three tweets since.

https://mobile.twitter.com/marjscar/tweets

lol

lol "@TheEconomist"

I'd start a new account if I joined twitter, i think. I already have separate ones for different purposes.

Simon Amstells tweets are very, erm, informative

"hello xxxx people, thank you"

repeat.

http://www.mountainsofmouthness.com/

Replacement of Discover (which was mostly people i don't follow tweeting about things that were broadly relevant to my interests) with "tailored" hashtag sidebar is so awful. Currently have three tags about Kate Middleton, two #makeamovie... trends, and tags about the Philippines netball team / domestic Indian real estate legislation. Essentially, unless the fairly limited number of people i follow are saying anything, it's not worth using the site at all.

Hardly ever explore hashtags...its mostly ever good for keeping up with people and events.

Following a couple of campaigners, that's a whole other story but I wonder how effective these things are. Which is no reason NOT to do them of course.

Personally you get to say things in bite-sized chunks which are good to expunge off your mind. Or you can be as banal as you like. Appreciate the space.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/president-obama-joins-twitter-wave-of-hate-filled-racism-and-vitriol-ensues/article24560745/

twitter is a complete dud. i wish it would disappear. like someone said in the g&m comments, it especially tends to attract shallow commentary and encourage short attention span

But shallow commentary and short attention span are my specialties!

counterpoint: twitter is the most important invention of the 21st century

Counterpoint: Twitter is good

twitter is extremely good and cool

it especially tends to attract shallow commentary and encourage short attention span

it's true, you can't find such things anywhere else on the internet

remember 20 years ago when people complained about "soundbites" ruining culture? yeah

100 people have chosen to follow my micro-posts about turds and pee, if that isn't great i don't know what is

All I know is that thanks to Twitter, I can make whatever stupid jokes I want and Chuck D will see them.

twitter is good

it would be nice if most of it were well-intentioned, but it amplifies people's worst side

it especially tends to attract shallow commentary and encourage short attention span

it's true, you can't find such things anywhere else on the internet

― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Friday, May 22, 2015 6:46 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i'm not sure if you're being sarcastic, but the point was that twitter forces this concept, unlike, for example, this message board, which has no character limit

way too many characters around here tbh

i joined a few months ago, a lot of folks in my field use it and i've found it fun to engage w/ colleagues and share ideas in a loose way

I've been on twitter since 2008 or so, but never really figured out how to use it well. I read it a few times a week, but probably only tweet something a few times a year. I've gone through phases where I've followed irl friends, ilxors, professional colleagues, weirdos, brands, activists, and I kinda hate the resultant paste.

I mostly respond to other ilxors with bad jokes

hey ∞, do you use twitter? i am curious. i always thought that concern over the forced character limit was one of those things that evaporates upon use, or for whichever other reasons is just exclusively held as a kind of theoretical objection. like your cousin-in-law says it after dinner during the holidays - Well!, I don't know how much you can say using [cites wrong number of characters] - & you have to just be like yeah Richard I don't know what to tell you it just isn't really like that. it's like an understanding of anti-depressants as Bad Thought Deleters, just kind of super literally invested in the an outsider's understanding of the concept. twitter is great & super interesting in a million ways, i think, but i think the idea that it's essentially insubstantial is wrong, provably wrong, misunderstands what it means to write out thoughts, something which even if they were subject to character limits one wouldn't be restricted by twitter in expressing (you can link, you can split things into multiple tweets, you can abbreviate, you can grandiosely essay-tweet, &c&c&c). expressive sentences aren't always long & the sort of space a tweet takes up in expression is really beautiful, i think, like it's a proposition, it's phil elverum saying he can 'make you think that'. & i feel like a bunch of stuff that's at least occasionally attached to twitter, ie evidence of its credibility - increased visibility of conversations about social justice, individual international reportage, humour platform less openly unhospitable to women, &c - also rejects the idea that it's vapid, is somehow a truncated form of like ... whatever the thought that ran 179 characters would have been. you know. constraints are good. newspaper writing isn't bad because they needed to make it fit five hundred words. & it's super satisfying to play with arbitrary constraints. i remember going to the dentist & imagining a kind of Foam Dome style hat that would be mounted with two of the weird suction tools the hygienist was using to vacuum my drool, something i could wear around town to be able to drool freely, & being just so satisfied that i could actually compress this hellish vision into something tweet-size, shareable. it got zero favs? so, you know, OBVIOUSLY the system is not perfect. the soundbite panic patron sailor mentions is sort of super interesting & salient too, like i can remember feeling really persuaded by reading that the length of an average interview extract on the news had dramatically reduced, to sort of bumper-sticker proportions, since the '70s or whatever, & that as a result the discourse was impoverished, that our understanding was diminished because nuance was excised. but twitter feels oppositional to that too, just because its breadth can be so wide, & because the practice of using it - seeing someone say something, & then clicking into that, reading whatever else they've wrote, writing them or whatever - is like ... conducive to conversation. short attention span is probably just a fundamental byproduct of info overload stuff, now, like the ship has sailed. twitter is cool though.

i'm not sure if you're being sarcastic, but the point was that twitter forces this concept, unlike, for example, this message board, which has no character limit

c'mon, buddy