New Apple Lust Objects for 2010 and onward

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this is why I use shower gel now, it's well documented on ilx

mh, Monday, 13 April 2015 18:23 (nine years ago) link

iphone should come with pubes on it

to improve grip

and mouthfeel

why do i suddenly wants paella

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 April 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

the ol bedrock "bar of soap" product design colliery

― lag∞n, Monday, April 13, 2015 1:22 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But phones don't Dial anymore.

pplains, Monday, 13 April 2015 20:38 (nine years ago) link

there's a "Don't Go Makin Phony Calls" -> "Waterfalls" -> soap commercials with waterfalls joke here somewhere

3gs still the best shape imo, if only it wasn't so plasticky cheap feeling

stet, Monday, 13 April 2015 20:56 (nine years ago) link

I just don't care that much about the form factor. As long as the new model is faster, got a better camera, some other new feature, etc, then I'm happy.

Jeff, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:01 (nine years ago) link

I tried selling my 3gs to one of those mail-in services and it got rejected due to a crack in the plastic down the back

mh, Monday, 13 April 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link

lagoon otm about iPhone 6

marcos, Monday, 13 April 2015 23:14 (nine years ago) link

5/5s is my favorite in terms of design

marcos, Monday, 13 April 2015 23:15 (nine years ago) link

tbh I even like the 5c design

marcos, Monday, 13 April 2015 23:15 (nine years ago) link

I like how it doesn't feel so fragile and vulnerable, the only recent iPhone that doesn't feel like it needs a case

marcos, Monday, 13 April 2015 23:17 (nine years ago) link

btw as newer iPhone users my wife and I got otterboxes for our 5ss but when they arrived in the mail we had to say gtfo with this clunky-ass garbage, fuck these ugly cases

marcos, Monday, 13 April 2015 23:19 (nine years ago) link

we sent them back

marcos, Monday, 13 April 2015 23:20 (nine years ago) link

gettin a galaxy s6. hope apple's wounds heal with time.

i didn't use a case for a year with my 5, still haven't with my 6, cases are so unnecessary

call all destroyer, Monday, 13 April 2015 23:32 (nine years ago) link

for the 6+ it's essential to have a case or it will slip right out. something super slim and lo pro tho with some grip, like the incipio feather.

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Monday, 13 April 2015 23:35 (nine years ago) link

i6 designs are pretty lame i agree. 5 was the best cos it was like the 4 but slightly slimmer and slightly lighter. still like the way that one looks/feels.

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Monday, 13 April 2015 23:37 (nine years ago) link

i've had my 5 for abt 2 and a half years, never used a case.

Clay, Monday, 13 April 2015 23:39 (nine years ago) link

lol cases

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 13 April 2015 23:44 (nine years ago) link

lol Applecare.

schwantz, Monday, 13 April 2015 23:51 (nine years ago) link

Only case I would consider is one of those ones that has the credit card and money insert

, Monday, 13 April 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link

lost my 5 bc it fell out of my pocket. FA returned two causes: short pants and no case.

Cases are for grip only. I'm under no illusion that they would offer any kind of protection.

Jeff, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link

otm

#wegonnabechampionship (Spottie), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 00:37 (nine years ago) link

Cases are for grip only. I'm under no illusion that they would offer any kind of protection.

― Jeff, Monday, April 13, 2015 7:19 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otterboxes are ugly and clunky and i have one and they are p much bullet proof, i've dropped this motherfucker so many times, i drop it on purpose, fuck the world

gbx, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:42 (nine years ago) link

i dont f w a case whats the point of having a beautiful slim phone

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:50 (nine years ago) link

h8 protection

Epic Verry (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:50 (nine years ago) link

if i did tho id get one w a battery in it

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:50 (nine years ago) link

p much the worst thing that happens is the glass breaks and u cn get that fix down the corner (i have never broken the glass)

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:51 (nine years ago) link

i replaced the charging port that i broke by using a bootleg cable tho

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

$12 kit amazon.com

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:52 (nine years ago) link

i assure you as usual u have no idea what youre talking about and are repackaging the least insightful received wisdom as bold truth telling

― lag∞n, Monday, April 13, 2015 11:19 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i love the extreme levels of condescension and arrogance u can only get with frequent ilm posters. more please!

Daukins (Arctic Noon Auk), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 07:42 (nine years ago) link

uh hello this is not ilm get a brain

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 12:34 (nine years ago) link

I never cracked a screen until the 5. I've cracked the screen on both the 5 and 6. My impression is that if you don't have a case on either of those phones, you are tempting fate in the worst way.

DJP, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 12:36 (nine years ago) link

replacing screen also not that cheap or easy imo

i replaced my 3g screen myself but i think it's basically impossible to DIY now

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:43 (nine years ago) link

I think it's prob in this thread or the other one, but I dropped my 6 face down on a rock, took it to an Apple store, and they had the whole thing replaced and ready in 45 minutes.

I had applecare and had to pay the accidental damage deductible, but I think w/o that it was like $100

mh, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6O-bGY_1dM

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:46 (nine years ago) link

tempted to try the replace iphone 5 charging kit posted earlier b/c mine connects only fitfully. but I am scaaaaaaared even though I've assembled bunches of dumb pcs over the years.

droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link

The ridiculous part was that I did it the night before driving to Chicago with a friend, so I just started trying to line up an appointment time with the time when we'd be driving past the right suburban Apple store, and it worked

mh, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link

tempted to try the replace iphone 5 charging kit posted earlier b/c mine connects only fitfully. but I am scaaaaaaared even though I've assembled bunches of dumb pcs over the years.

― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, April 14, 2015 10:47 AM (12 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

its a lil tricky and def has a possibility for further damage theres a bunch of tiny ports and screws to deal with, heres a video detailing the process u cn judge for yrself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cxeq8JkZ36c

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 14:50 (nine years ago) link

I have dropped my current 3GS on more rocks than I can count. It refuses to die.

pplains, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 15:25 (nine years ago) link

if i want to replace the charging port and batter on a 4s, how hard is it?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 15:31 (nine years ago) link

watch the video m8

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 15:33 (nine years ago) link

urgh that guy has done it lots of times, i want someone who has done it once to tell me what it felt like

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 15:34 (nine years ago) link

it felt a little scary but i was proud of myself after, im not like super mr fixit or anything fwiw

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 15:36 (nine years ago) link

just take a systematic approach go slow and u shd be fine, make sure you have a good container to hold the screws etc, theres prob like a 5% chance u will break ur phone

lag∞n, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 15:37 (nine years ago) link


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