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become a student of gym culture and personalities

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 15:07 (nine years ago) link

yesterday at the exercise apparatus in the park a couple guys were passionately discussing the culture of DIY outdoor workouts and how the gym is bad and stinky

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link

the scene around the apparatus has really picked up with the weather let me tell u

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 15:10 (nine years ago) link

just wish they had weights

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link

been meaning to join the cheapo gym around the corner just so i can lift a couple days a week after running but i... cant

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 15:12 (nine years ago) link

just wish they had weights

just grab a suitably sized dog/child

yeovil knievel (NickB), Thursday, 16 April 2015 15:16 (nine years ago) link

my favorite character right now is the mayor of the gym

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 16 April 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link

there is a huge jungle gym right next to it i cld go over there and just start chucking kids xp

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 15:19 (nine years ago) link

my favorite character right now is the mayor of the gym

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, April 16, 2015 8:18 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he reminds me of swearengen from deadwood

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 16 April 2015 15:21 (nine years ago) link

people are so strange

http://i.imgur.com/YiXYy.jpg.jpg

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 16 April 2015 15:23 (nine years ago) link

what is the cheapo gym near you joe?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 16 April 2015 15:39 (nine years ago) link

planet fitness its $10 $15 if u want access to all locations i think, there are a couple in downtown bk iirc

lag∞n, Thursday, 16 April 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link

So my friend got a membership at his local gym but doesn't know what to bring with him when he goes to the gym. Can anybody help him. BTW I want to make it clear that I'm asking for a friend

, Monday, 20 April 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

calipers for assessing state of own bodyfat and those around him, obv

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 20 April 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link

vibram toe-socks

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 20 April 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

fingerless gloves

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 20 April 2015 19:50 (nine years ago) link

a protein shake container with integrated plastic ball that mixes the powder up when you shake it

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 20 April 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link

two different kinds of deodorant spray

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 20 April 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link

and an apple watch

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 20 April 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

vibrams, jorts, widemouth nalgene full of something opaque

goole, Monday, 20 April 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

seriously: a smallish towel to put on benches and wipe down grips, a phone to take notes in and listen to music, a bottle of water, a sweatband if you're a sweaty person, a general plan for how you want to exercise that starts very simply.

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 April 2015 19:53 (nine years ago) link

plz use a paper towel and the provided spray to wipe down the equipment, not your own manky shitrag thx

goole, Monday, 20 April 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

didn't even bother with the customary "xp lol" up there did i

goole, Monday, 20 April 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link

Ty, I have none of these

, Monday, 20 April 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

serious answer, i bring my phone, earbuds and flat-soled shoes. why? cause i'm a loner, dottie, a rebel

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 20 April 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

xp You don't have a phone?

Eric H., Monday, 20 April 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

龜 the real ans from me is next to nothing.

a water bottle is about it, just to keep you from walking back and forth to the drinking fountain

clothes you can move in, that's about it.

shoes are a slight consideration. if you're doing a lot of lifting with your feet planted, flatter harder soled shoes are best. cushier running shoes aren't great, bball shoes can hamper ankle movement

i don't fuck w/ a phone or ipod working out. i hate having things in my ears or wires hanging off my body. just me tho.

goole, Monday, 20 April 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link

xp You don't have a phone?

― Eric H., Monday, April 20, 2015 3:59 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

Who is this person. Ban him

, Monday, 20 April 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link

Tnx goole. How do you do for office-to-gym trips. I go to the one by work

, Monday, 20 April 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link

do you have a gym bag?

goole, Monday, 20 April 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

or, a bag?

goole, Monday, 20 April 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

Yes

, Monday, 20 April 2015 20:08 (nine years ago) link

great!

goole, Monday, 20 April 2015 20:09 (nine years ago) link

:)

, Monday, 20 April 2015 20:10 (nine years ago) link

Ty guys I already own a pair of lifting jeans

, Monday, 20 April 2015 20:15 (nine years ago) link

"manky rag" is necessary to put down on bench imo but we can take this outside if you want do you even lift bro

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 April 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link

I'm only going there to do cardio and bodyweight exercises

, Monday, 20 April 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

hmm u should definitely bring an unnecessary manky rag

xp lol

mattresslessness, Monday, 20 April 2015 21:00 (nine years ago) link

do you have a gym bag?

― goole, Monday, April 20, 2015 4:07 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

or, a bag?

― goole, Monday, April 20, 2015 4:07 PM (57 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes

― 龜, Monday, April 20, 2015 4:08 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

great!

― goole, Monday, April 20, 2015 4:09 PM (55 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

lag∞n, Monday, 20 April 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link

I forgot to bring a lock :(

, Monday, 20 April 2015 22:50 (nine years ago) link

:(

mattresslessness, Monday, 20 April 2015 23:03 (nine years ago) link

parallel bar dips r my new thing i think theyre really going to help me

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 00:44 (nine years ago) link

they are the shit

the first time i tried them i literally could not do 1. now i do 3x5 with 30kg between my ankles just sayin

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 11:06 (nine years ago) link

may i feel yr ankles, TH?

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 13:46 (nine years ago) link

My gym doesn't have parallel bars, but I dunno, the rings?

Eric H., Tuesday, 21 April 2015 13:47 (nine years ago) link

morbius you CAD

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 15:54 (nine years ago) link

lol

lag∞n, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link

my gym EDC consists of a backpack containing a padlock, a pair of underarmour compression shorts, basketball shorts (or pants on deadlift day), some ugly old chuck taylor low tops, a Klean Kanteen, , two 1.25lb microplates, and a new weightlifting belt. I love my weightlifting belt and wish I would have bought it years ago. I bought it from Best Belts. I got the 3" model because my ribs are close to my hips and I like to wear it while deadlifting. I consider it a piece of safety gear because I am old and have hurt my back a couple of times when I've lost tightness during lifts when exhausted. the belt helps me remember to brace my core hard during the whole movement even when exhausted.

beard papa, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 20:30 (nine years ago) link

joined a gym, did some squats :)

lag∞n, Saturday, 2 May 2015 15:57 (eight years ago) link

guys someone taught me how to lift weights today it was fun!

gbx, Saturday, 2 May 2015 17:28 (eight years ago) link


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