Star Wars 7 shit talk

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"man it's funny to realize how many franchises millennials grew up with compared to..."

"OMG GOOD SIR DO BE STILL"

da croupier, Friday, 17 April 2015 18:11 (nine years ago) link

lol, i swear dude there is really no circumstance under which you can post "yeah okay, i suppose people could see things differently; i'll let it go" is there

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 April 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link

there are, but "lol that's stupid to care about" isn't one

da croupier, Friday, 17 April 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

regardless of how you'd like to reframe it, "a twenty year old today was 6 when harry potter 1 came out" is kind of stupid to care about but seriously this is the sort of non-argument that you've made a name for yourself with and to join in is to lose

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 April 2015 18:17 (nine years ago) link

Just watched that Battlefront trailer, disappointed that no gameplay is shown.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 17 April 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link

hey i just expressed a feeling about a fact, you're the one that made it into an argument

da croupier, Friday, 17 April 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link

are you guys reenacting the climactic volcano lightsaber duel from episode iii or what

Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 April 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link

kinda probably

da croupier, Friday, 17 April 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link

Just watched that Battlefront trailer, disappointed that no gameplay is shown.

― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, April 17, 2015 2:18 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They did say that is in-engine footage, though, so my expectations are high.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Friday, 17 April 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link

http://img.pr0gramm.com/2015/04/17/8b0cf9b3fe402a2c.jpg

Evan, Friday, 17 April 2015 18:24 (nine years ago) link

xp

It was impressive for what it was I guess. I wonder if it would still have the single player mode.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 17 April 2015 18:25 (nine years ago) link

xp LOL

schwantz, Friday, 17 April 2015 18:34 (nine years ago) link

i was about to say "man they should try to revive spaceballs" but then i remembered they did

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaceballs:_The_Animated_Series

da croupier, Friday, 17 April 2015 18:35 (nine years ago) link

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?"

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 17 April 2015 19:16 (nine years ago) link

DAMN look at that model! It is so nice to see real spaceships again not CGI dreams.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 17 April 2015 19:21 (nine years ago) link

They are making "Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money" last I heard.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 17 April 2015 19:24 (nine years ago) link

they're still trying to write a Darth Maul double-lightsaber dick joke that works.

^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 17 April 2015 23:50 (nine years ago) link

"If you think my double lightsaber is impressive, you should see my dick!"

I Stepped On Your Samwich (Old Lunch), Saturday, 18 April 2015 00:12 (nine years ago) link

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Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 18 April 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link

Heh

PFT rules

^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 19 April 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link

If you're watching Star Wars Rebels on Disney XD, they released a season 2 trailer today. I got shut out of seeing the season 2 premiere early -- the queue line, for a 5:30 screening, was full to capacity by 2:45pm. I missed it by about 15 minutes. Anyway, shit's going down in season 2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av8GjpGK98A

I did attend the panel this morning with the producers and voice cast. Freddie Prinze, Jr. hit the jackpot with this and he knows it.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Sunday, 19 April 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link

How so?

Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Sunday, 19 April 2015 08:54 (nine years ago) link

Voicing a well-liked cartoon character means paid appearances at all kinds of events for decades, I'd guess

mh, Sunday, 19 April 2015 15:35 (nine years ago) link

Freddie prinze jr became a writer for the wwe (or whatever they call it now) in the last decade. I think he may just be an enthusiastic nerd.

da croupier, Sunday, 19 April 2015 15:43 (nine years ago) link

hopefully it's not just Fast and furious 8: in space

Arctic Noon Auk, Sunday, 19 April 2015 15:48 (nine years ago) link

I wouldn't mind that

mh, Sunday, 19 April 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link

A well-made action-adventure with a very diverse cast wouldn't be a bad role model, no.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 19 April 2015 17:40 (nine years ago) link

I don't see a reason to believe that it wouldn't have enough depth, if that's what's being implied via F&F8 comment?

Evan, Sunday, 19 April 2015 17:59 (nine years ago) link

i have the same worry, cf: new trek movies

the late great, Monday, 20 April 2015 19:34 (nine years ago) link

Everyone else already answered, but yeah, what I meant by Prinze hitting the jackpot is that he is clearly a huge nerd (he had several anecdotes during his panel about growing up a Star Wars fan, including one about the scar on his chin, which he got when he and his brother snapped a plastic flagpole in half to make lightsabers). And now he's on the inside of it and couldn't be happier. He came out from backstage taking video of the crowd on his phone, and was just beaming through the entire panel.

(Also fun: Tiya Sircar, who voices Sabine on "Rebels," used the words "serendipitously" and "trepidation" when answering questions. I can guess who always finishes the crossword while waiting around at the production office.)

We now know who's responsible for the BB-8 technology: http://time.com/3826420/bob-iger-star-wars-sphero/

And they appear to be making an official toy: http://toyland.gizmodo.com/is-this-our-first-look-at-spheros-official-the-force-aw-1698993843

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 13:49 (nine years ago) link

we can get one for shakey

mh, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 13:53 (nine years ago) link

it'll be 'funny' if BB-8 turns out to be a Jar-Jar-like annoyance in the new film

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 14:34 (nine years ago) link

their animated division has been doing a decent job of scripting droids with personalities

mh, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link

BB-8 speaks in a Jamaican patois and is known for constantly shitting everywhere.

Au Jus On My Dungarees (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link

MJR-LZR-8

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 14:57 (nine years ago) link

Any film can do FF8: in space. Star Wars has the untouchable element and it should use it. Not just be a CGI pornsplosion fest, as much as it pioneered imagery. I always kept it in balance.

Arctic Noon Auk, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link

Super8 was so terrible and unimaginative I have no trust in JJBRAMS as competent.

Arctic Noon Auk, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 15:40 (nine years ago) link

Good set of photos from the small and mostly spoiler-free prop exhibit for Episode VII at Celebration, including two other new stormtrooper models: http://www.jeditemplearchives.com/content/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=15458

Two teasers and a convention in, we've yet to lay eyes on Adam Driver, Lupita Nyongo, Max Von Sydow or Andy Serkis. It's been all Ridley/Isaac/Boyega, so they must be the Leia/Han/Luke of the new deal.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 15:42 (nine years ago) link

we've yet to lay eyes on Adam Driver, Lupita Nyongo, Max Von Sydow or Andy Serkis

they're inside BB-8, pedaling furiously

Free Me's Electric Trumpet (Moodles), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 15:44 (nine years ago) link

^ irl lol

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link

Being into Star Wars does not make you a nerd it's 100% dominant monoculture by now.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link

Let's just call it brand loyalty.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link

It's more Ridley = 'Luke'; Boyega = the 'Leia' character, by the look of it so far. The chemistry between the leads is going to be crucial if this film is going to be anything other than a purely visual spectacle.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

Boyega was really solid in Attack the Block IIRC, had a real "this guy is going to go places" feel for me. Haven't seen anything of Ridley's (pretty short) C.V., what's the word on the street? As I think I said above, I like that this cast is (veteran cast members aside) mostly fresh faces plus Von Sydow and Nyongo, perhaps in the Alec Guiness/Peter Cushing kind of positions.

Although now that I think about it that could also basically be said of the prequels - I had them in my head as involving more stunt casting, but Portman and McGregor were maybe at an Adam Driver level of exposure back then. So who knows.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 17:20 (nine years ago) link

McGregor was more famous than that I reckon - though maybe more so in the UK than elsewhere.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link

Ha, thinking about it TPM may be the film that first set Liam Neeson on the trajectory away from films where he does serious acting towards films where he kills a load of people and/or wolves.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 21 April 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link

yeah mcgregor was in some hit films and already a leading man, but like, that makes him no more a stuntcasting than alec guinness

da croupier, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 17:29 (nine years ago) link

samuel l jackson fits the term better than anybody though, esp with his proudly declaring he asked for a unique lightsaber for his nothing role

da croupier, Tuesday, 21 April 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link


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