why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

surprised they didn't notice

dad's head was too

you would be able to see that

if he was alive

but he's dead

I thought the big-headed character was so distraught by the taunting of the tiny-headed characters that instead of going home and giving its dad the flower for his birthday, it chose to go cry in a graveyard and dropped the flower next to a random gravestone.

bullying exhortation against bullying

http://i.imgur.com/19fdMAk.jpg

it's true, i have let countless people die because of lunch.

Hahaha that is so lacking in foundation that nobody with any sense should read that and think "Yeah this proves that Christianity is superior! Gotcha atheists!" but I know there are people high fiving about how this is a total truth bomb.

I just finished a reuben worth five or six drowners. xp

Darwinism is about entire species and their fitness, so me not ensuring the survival of members of my species is kind of anti-Darwinist

that being the least of the probs here

I also don't view the suffering of the poor as virtuous, checkmate, Christians!

i WISH my lunch habits had the power to decide the fate of man!

Who goes swimming at lunch? Let 'em drown tbh. Lunchtime is for lunching. Then waiting an hour.

A man is drowning
Christian: Takes a photo to prove existence of God to people on facebook

lol

He jumps in to save man

(doesn't seem to be accomplishing much in that line, has to be said)

A man is drowning.

Kanamit

Thinks: "Hey, that guy will be dead soon." Pulls out To Serve Man.

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many friggin' variations on the whole: dammit, it's time for ME now themes. fuck the world i'm gonna be fucking happy. maybe we were too hasty calling the 70's the Me Generation. or maybe they are the same people only older...damn boomers...

not waving but Darwinism

the doe-eyed, raven-haired man that atheists want to drown

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEuwVPyUgAAkpav.jpg:large

https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11138643_10152751534496836_1340137489096556026_n.jpg?oh=32ed62acb6cc35940a32847621215fd5&oe=55D47EE1

aesthetic choices on this one are really doing it for me

another david avocado wolfe discovered in its natural environment

https://i.imgur.com/lKUho3s.jpg

okay so Wolfe may in fact be Chinese/Japanese

Cool anarchist mom

love how this is right at the cusp of mommyblogger, food nut, peace-and-love, and infowars

I think I know at least one person who probably has all those aspects

So, mommy, what about all those wars back before there were any banks?

Do you mean pre-agricultural?

To the best of my knowledge, the Mongols had no banking institutions when they swept across Asia into Europe.

But they were well supplied with psychopaths, tbf.

i wasn't aware there's been much archeological psychiatry done on the medieval Mongols

it looks like the mongols had some currency in the 1200s soon

that was supposed to be "..sooooo...."

david avocado wolfe needs to learn how fucking speech bubbles work cuz the cool anarchist mom is answering her son's question before he asks it

Son is being sarcastic in middle of mum's boring lecture

love how this is right at the cusp of mommyblogger, food nut, peace-and-love, and infowars

This vibe is really strong where I live; I saw a young man and woman with their baby at the farmer's market and hippie natural foods co-op the other day, he was wearing this shirt:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/6b/b4/bb/6bb4bbdb5e19fde893bc69d40c139ad0.jpg

he probably didn't get any good deals on sprouts

so confused by this combination

The woman I went to high school with who opened a natural foods co-op (pastured chicken, local ranch beef, etc.) is also super right-wing, loves Ron Paul, anti-vaxxer and has a sideline in selling essential oils.

Which shouldn't be surprising, given that Whole Foods was founded by a libertarian nutbag, I guess.

that is actually a thing, people who are sure big government and big business are after you

you can't crack down on business, though. business is good.

Couldn't give it a week, could they?

http://i.imgur.com/rKl52oj.jpg

What about severe head trauma?

the beautiful thing about severe head trauma is nobody can take it away from you

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s480x480/11112423_692307780879381_5923279909698920317_n.png?oh=21e4fad7900d5aa54ff5324543eabe41&oe=56077103

crystallites of crosses