you would be able to see that
― j., Saturday, 9 May 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link
if he was alive
but he's dead
I thought the big-headed character was so distraught by the taunting of the tiny-headed characters that instead of going home and giving its dad the flower for his birthday, it chose to go cry in a graveyard and dropped the flower next to a random gravestone.
― Aimless, Saturday, 9 May 2015 22:51 (eight years ago) link
bullying exhortation against bullying
― Vic Perry, Saturday, 9 May 2015 23:24 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/19fdMAk.jpg
― painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link
it's true, i have let countless people die because of lunch.
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:17 (eight years ago) link
Hahaha that is so lacking in foundation that nobody with any sense should read that and think "Yeah this proves that Christianity is superior! Gotcha atheists!" but I know there are people high fiving about how this is a total truth bomb.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:18 (eight years ago) link
I just finished a reuben worth five or six drowners. xp
― WilliamC, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:19 (eight years ago) link
Darwinism is about entire species and their fitness, so me not ensuring the survival of members of my species is kind of anti-Darwinist
that being the least of the probs here
― ultimate american sock (mh), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link
I also don't view the suffering of the poor as virtuous, checkmate, Christians!
― ultimate american sock (mh), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 16:21 (eight years ago) link
i WISH my lunch habits had the power to decide the fate of man!
― Nhex, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link
Who goes swimming at lunch? Let 'em drown tbh. Lunchtime is for lunching. Then waiting an hour.
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 18:31 (eight years ago) link
A man is drowningChristian: Takes a photo to prove existence of God to people on facebook
― kinder, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:30 (eight years ago) link
lol
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:32 (eight years ago) link
He jumps in to save man
(doesn't seem to be accomplishing much in that line, has to be said)
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:33 (eight years ago) link
A man is drowning.
Kanamit
Thinks: "Hey, that guy will be dead soon." Pulls out To Serve Man.
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many friggin' variations on the whole: dammit, it's time for ME now themes. fuck the world i'm gonna be fucking happy. maybe we were too hasty calling the 70's the Me Generation. or maybe they are the same people only older...damn boomers...
― scott seward, Tuesday, 12 May 2015 20:01 (eight years ago) link
not waving but Darwinism
― CRABLE SAVVAGE (weatheringdaleson), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link
the doe-eyed, raven-haired man that atheists want to drown
― computer champion (harbl), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 23:35 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CEuwVPyUgAAkpav.jpg:large
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 11:35 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/11138643_10152751534496836_1340137489096556026_n.jpg?oh=32ed62acb6cc35940a32847621215fd5&oe=55D47EE1
― pull blart, maul cops (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 16 May 2015 06:51 (eight years ago) link
aesthetic choices on this one are really doing it for me
― pull blart, maul cops (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 16 May 2015 06:52 (eight years ago) link
another david avocado wolfe discovered in its natural environment
https://i.imgur.com/lKUho3s.jpg
― entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Sunday, 17 May 2015 16:42 (eight years ago) link
okay so Wolfe may in fact be Chinese/Japanese
― eremitic brid (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 May 2015 16:48 (eight years ago) link
Cool anarchist mom
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 May 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link
love how this is right at the cusp of mommyblogger, food nut, peace-and-love, and infowars
― entry-level umami (mild bleu cheese vibes) (s.clover), Sunday, 17 May 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link
I think I know at least one person who probably has all those aspects
― ultimate american sock (mh), Sunday, 17 May 2015 17:58 (eight years ago) link
So, mommy, what about all those wars back before there were any banks?
― Aimless, Sunday, 17 May 2015 18:07 (eight years ago) link
Do you mean pre-agricultural?
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 17 May 2015 18:19 (eight years ago) link
To the best of my knowledge, the Mongols had no banking institutions when they swept across Asia into Europe.
― Aimless, Sunday, 17 May 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link
But they were well supplied with psychopaths, tbf.
i wasn't aware there's been much archeological psychiatry done on the medieval Mongols
― eremitic brid (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 17 May 2015 18:29 (eight years ago) link
it looks like the mongols had some currency in the 1200s soon
― ultimate american sock (mh), Monday, 18 May 2015 01:20 (eight years ago) link
that was supposed to be "..sooooo...."
― ultimate american sock (mh), Monday, 18 May 2015 01:21 (eight years ago) link
david avocado wolfe needs to learn how fucking speech bubbles work cuz the cool anarchist mom is answering her son's question before he asks it
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 18 May 2015 10:16 (eight years ago) link
Son is being sarcastic in middle of mum's boring lecture
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Monday, 18 May 2015 10:41 (eight years ago) link
This vibe is really strong where I live; I saw a young man and woman with their baby at the farmer's market and hippie natural foods co-op the other day, he was wearing this shirt:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/6b/b4/bb/6bb4bbdb5e19fde893bc69d40c139ad0.jpg
― joygoat, Monday, 18 May 2015 15:29 (eight years ago) link
he probably didn't get any good deals on sprouts
― Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 18 May 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link
so confused by this combination
― Nhex, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
The woman I went to high school with who opened a natural foods co-op (pastured chicken, local ranch beef, etc.) is also super right-wing, loves Ron Paul, anti-vaxxer and has a sideline in selling essential oils.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:10 (eight years ago) link
Which shouldn't be surprising, given that Whole Foods was founded by a libertarian nutbag, I guess.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:11 (eight years ago) link
that is actually a thing, people who are sure big government and big business are after you
you can't crack down on business, though. business is good.
― ultimate american sock (mh), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:25 (eight years ago) link
Couldn't give it a week, could they?
http://i.imgur.com/rKl52oj.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 13:31 (eight years ago) link
What about severe head trauma?
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 06:29 (eight years ago) link
the beautiful thing about severe head trauma is nobody can take it away from you
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 20 May 2015 08:38 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s480x480/11112423_692307780879381_5923279909698920317_n.png?oh=21e4fad7900d5aa54ff5324543eabe41&oe=56077103
― nickn, Saturday, 23 May 2015 17:31 (eight years ago) link
crystallites of crosses
― Mr. Murphy in the wine bar. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 24 May 2015 01:06 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11229560_10206912550955062_3559430443722477446_n.jpg?oh=e01b5b414849829ab86e58acec493f80&oe=55FB0D20
― cause baby, now we got dad bod (how's life), Monday, 25 May 2015 23:11 (eight years ago) link
:)
― drash, Monday, 25 May 2015 23:24 (eight years ago) link