Of the seven pallbearers at former leader Kim Jong-il's 2011 funeral, apart from Kim Jong-un, all have either been executed, have lost their jobs or have not been seen in some time
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 17:27 (eight years ago) link
The Mystery of the Cursed Hearse!
― pplains, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link
Has someone knitted that hearse a wooly hat?
― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Thursday, 14 May 2015 10:14 (eight years ago) link
Some of this is from a defector called Park. I'd like to hear from someone more Neutral.
― StanM, Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:09 (eight years ago) link
You sound like someone called Geir.
― pplains, Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link
It was just a car joke tbh
― StanM, Thursday, 14 May 2015 19:13 (eight years ago) link
As was PP's (although iirc Geir rhymes with hair, not here).
― nickn, Thursday, 14 May 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link
Seriously? My mind is blown. I've been pronouncing it "Gear" for years.
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Thursday, 14 May 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link
I didn't know either.
― turlte party (how's life), Thursday, 14 May 2015 20:44 (eight years ago) link
jesus, I've had the wrong couch all along
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 14 May 2015 20:45 (eight years ago) link
I've been making up all kinds of clever puns for my own amusement like 'Top Geir' etc., and now all of that is ashes.
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Thursday, 14 May 2015 20:46 (eight years ago) link
i've been sitting on this info for awhile waiting to blow people's minds but Geir Hongrø is actually pronounced "guy'r hoon-grah"
http://www.forvo.com/word/geir/
― example (crüt), Thursday, 14 May 2015 20:59 (eight years ago) link
turning and turning in the widening geir
― goole, Thursday, 14 May 2015 21:00 (eight years ago) link
so i guess the next question is how you do pronounce knutover?
― pplains, Thursday, 14 May 2015 21:03 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCh2l0J1uJkSo long, Geir Bowser
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Thursday, 14 May 2015 21:06 (eight years ago) link
I remember Geir giving us a pronunciation guide once. I was in Norway for work a few years ago and one the guys there was named Tor. All the Americans called him "tore" but I did notice that when other Norwegians referred to him it sounded more like Too-uh. So the "r" at the end isn't likely pronounced very strongly if at all. Maybe more like Gay-uh.
― nickn, Thursday, 14 May 2015 21:34 (eight years ago) link
Geir (gair) is the person Geir (gear) is the concept, the way he approaches life and music
― kobold gin gimlet from a goblet with a dragon head on it (Karl Malone), Thursday, 14 May 2015 21:42 (eight years ago) link
Geir is a concept, by which we measure our pain.
- John Lennon
― nickn, Thursday, 14 May 2015 22:56 (eight years ago) link
Top Geir
― StanM, Friday, 15 May 2015 04:29 (eight years ago) link
Is this like when everyones brains blew up because LJs name isnt pronounced "lewis".
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 15 May 2015 05:33 (eight years ago) link
That was far more shocking to me, actually. I think I've finally gotten used to it in the last year.
― turlte party (how's life), Friday, 15 May 2015 08:51 (eight years ago) link
god, has it been 6 years?
― turlte party (how's life), Friday, 15 May 2015 09:03 (eight years ago) link
been here nearly 9. soon i will inherit modship and enact ceremonial purges. as a current mod you should be terrified
― an absolute feast of hardcore fanboy LOLs surrounding (imago), Friday, 15 May 2015 09:06 (eight years ago) link
― example (crüt), Thursday, May 14, 2015 4:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
How come this has the same cadence as OJ Da Juiceman's AY!
― 龜, Friday, 15 May 2015 11:04 (eight years ago) link
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--9M6ujqGc--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1304482470637684514.png
― j., Saturday, 20 June 2015 14:26 (eight years ago) link
"And i want this next batcg of soju to be made out of... people"
― Οὖτις, Saturday, 20 June 2015 14:30 (eight years ago) link
somebody should photoshop the chair out
― a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 20 June 2015 14:34 (eight years ago) link
Of all the times to be away from my computer for a week. That one would be tricky though.
wtf is happening in that picture btw
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Saturday, 20 June 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link
Whole slideshow is hilarious/frightening as hell.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/north-korea/kim-jong-un-visits-food-factory-amid-shortages-north-korea-n249631
― pplains, Saturday, 20 June 2015 15:33 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/W2V0C7V.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 20 June 2015 15:37 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ekFLHYB.jpg
Also, lots of photoshops:
http://i.imgur.com/NLx5ypB.png
http://i.imgur.com/jGaZpbL.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 20 June 2015 15:41 (eight years ago) link
lol gawker used this as its 'we cured aids with ginseng' story pict
― j., Saturday, 20 June 2015 15:46 (eight years ago) link
the faces on the men around him, poor guys :(
one’s so nervous he misbuttoned his white coat
― drash, Saturday, 20 June 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link
my previous comment still stands imho: I always imagine the people in the background thinking "those used to be my kids"
― StanM, Saturday, 20 June 2015 16:24 (eight years ago) link
so do we have a moral duty to find this funny or to not find it funny or
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Saturday, 20 June 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link
horrified laughs are laughs
― j., Saturday, 20 June 2015 16:34 (eight years ago) link
Kim Jong Un previously visited the same factory in May 2013. He returned to inspect how the facility had updated its technology.
"So how's that technology coming along now, fellas?"
― pplains, Saturday, 20 June 2015 16:42 (eight years ago) link
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/kim-jong-un-closely-inspects-hello-kitty-set-orphanage-n234301
― pplains, Saturday, 20 June 2015 16:46 (eight years ago) link
ah, the one with the humping stuffed toys in the corner of the room:
http://media4.s-nbcnews.com/j/msnbc/components/slideshows/_production/ss-141026-kim-jong-un-orphanage/ss-141026-kim-jong-un-orphanage-04.nbcnews-ux-1024-900.jpg
― StanM, Saturday, 20 June 2015 16:48 (eight years ago) link
remember when 99% of people who had something to say about 'the art of killing' didn't realise the killer bros were laughing at the documentary bros because yeah well
― ♛ LIL UNIT ♛ (thomp), Saturday, 20 June 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/BLvzIuI.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 26 June 2015 01:00 (eight years ago) link
all of them always with the little notebooks ready at hand
― drash, Friday, 26 June 2015 01:23 (eight years ago) link
They really think they're pulling it off. Gets me every time.
― pplains, Friday, 26 June 2015 01:26 (eight years ago) link
This is like something from the Baytown Weekly Skylight:
http://i.imgur.com/h0JLXiP.png
― pplains, Friday, 26 June 2015 01:32 (eight years ago) link
that's his wife there in green supposedly eh
― dylannn, Friday, 26 June 2015 04:52 (eight years ago) link
oh that's his wife? so that's why she's notebook-less
― drash, Friday, 26 June 2015 05:02 (eight years ago) link
why do they clear everyone out of every single place he visits, don't they work rope lines in north korea, press the flesh a little
― j., Friday, 26 June 2015 05:03 (eight years ago) link
btw schlump linked this very good photo/video essay on photo-breezing recently
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/06/10/world/asia/north-korea-photos-video.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&module=photo-spot-region®ion=top-news&WT.nav=top-news&_r=0
― drash, Friday, 26 June 2015 05:07 (eight years ago) link
that video in the middle was literally like, the internet, that is all it is now, that and comment boxes
― j., Friday, 26 June 2015 05:16 (eight years ago) link