who is Bob Lefsetz?

Haha he gets more drunk uncle by the day

HOW ABOUT PUTTING DON HENLEY IN BUZZFEED MOVIES

P.S. All you Eagles and Henley haters can hold your breath, put your fingertips away, because the truth is in the modern world hate is irrelevant, it’s all about love. No one cares that you pooh-pooh this or that, all we care is that someone loves something. And if enough people do, you have success.

Something something not enough love in the world

Something something pooh pooh

lefsetz drawing inspiration from my immortal I see

Oy veh. He takes data and loses all the nuances, plus he throws in his stereotypes as well. He also neglects to mention that some are challenging the cited country data

That's right, it's the country artists who have tattoos and wear jeans, who reflect the America we live in. There's more honesty in the average country record than there is in the deepest inner city hip-hop track. But those in the media don't like the narrative. They even get sidetracked into this non-story about women being kept down.

Women run this world, you should never forget it. It's they who want to rock down hard. And if you wanna get laid...you know where to go, what station to play.

P.S. Don't read the reports, go straight to the source, read Keith Hill's comments in "Country Aircheck" by going to: https://www.countryaircheck.com and clicking on "Click here to download" on the left-hand side, under "Country Aircheck Weekly (5/26)". Keith Hill is a blowhard who takes his business way too seriously, but give the guy credit for saying what no one else will and sticking to his guns, and for having an opinion. Isn't it strange that those with sharp edges rule in this world, every tech titan is prickly, but in entertainment we think it's B2B and we put on a suit and go all nice as if not offending anybody is the key to success. Wanna know the truth? If you're not offending people, you're not saying anything worthwhile. Maybe country radio isn't for soft female music, maybe country radio isn't for you, but country radio is America's number one radio format, it's where the bucks are, and when money's involved risk is reduced. Which means you can combat those who play
it safe by risking, but you've got to be great, you just can't be a crybaby, and if you're making music it had better be ROCK!

"the deepest inner city hop-hop track"

probably Das EFX

Maybe country radio isn't for soft female music, maybe country radio isn't for you, but country radio is America's number one radio format, it's where the bucks are, and when money's involved risk is reduced. Which means you can combat those who play
it safe by risking, but you've got to be great, you just can't be a crybaby, and if you're making music it had better be ROCK!

*looks into drink*

*pouts*

....CARIBBEAN QUEEN!

Thought the thread would be bumped for this bundle of lols: http://sethgodin.typepad.com/seths_blog/2015/05/you-dont-know-lefsetz.html

"Oh, so you're a writer? Are you familiar with the critical works of Amazon Reviewer #killallwhitewalkers?"

I haven't been inspired to change my display name for years. Thanks, Bob Lefsetz!

ha

classic lefsetz

album oriented lefsetz

If you want to know exactly why the music business is how it is, Lefsetz seems like a good guide! If you want to know what current reality looks like or the future, not really.

i mean you can learn something about the industry as a critical reader of Lefsetz, not so much as a credulous reader like Godin seems to be

It seems like Lefsetz is going broader culturally now in the most recent posts, since getting the boost from Godin.

Nah, same as he ever was

That's Godin in a nutshell - a man who's shocked when a musician doesn't read Lefsetz.

And if you wanna get laid...you know where to go, what station to play.

WBALLS

Just realized I'd like an audiobook of Marc Maron reading Lefsetz.

who do you end up having sex with if you follow lefsetz's musical path?

glenn frey

well, yeah.

Not Steph, apparently.

http://lefsetz.com/wordpress/index.php/archives/2015/05/29/rhinofy-yer-album/

We live online. Our power is online. That's where you spread the story, that's where you break the bands.

And what resonates online is truth, justice and the American Way.

And we haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Well, yeah.

So I ordered an Apple Watch because I'm sick of living in the sixties.

That's why I ordered a Pepsi Free.

I'm thinking about returning it.

1. IT'S A LOUSY WATCH

I'm addicted to time, I want to know what it is, and the Apple Watch performs this function very poorly. In that its face is not always on.

But I could live with that if it came up when it was supposed to, every time I flipped my wrist. But it doesn't, especially when I'm lying on the floor doing my back exercises, it can't cope with that.

Even worse, I can do no timing. Because the damn thing shuts off almost instantly, or at best stays alive for twenty seconds, and most of my back exercises are thirty seconds. So, how can I study the watch when I can't see it? And oftentimes can't touch it, because my hands are holding my knees! And when I'm in the bathroom, I can't time how long to clean my contact lenses, nor can I prop it up while I'm in the shower to see how much time I have left before I've got to leave. All things I can do with my Rolex. Or even the cheap Timex I wear to third world locations.

Ha, that's funny

he's not wrong!

it's Lefsetz vs. the Apple Watch, i'm incapable of picking a side to be on tbh

I’m going to print Musk’s explanation of the Hyperloop below, because although it seems like science fiction on the surface, once you get into the details it seems…possible. Then again, I’m just an arts guy and don’t know much about science. But I remember the sixties, when John Glenn orbited the Earth and we were all enthralled and inspired by science.

i don't know much about science, but i remember the sixties.

I don't know much about science but I'm aware it exists and it can do some pretty cool shit like in that movie The Right Stuff.

Lefsetz otm

Or to quote the bard of the Hollywood Hills, “we haven’t had that spirit here since 1969.”

Hahah talk about making yourself look good:

I don’t know what went through Taylor Swift’s mind. Notice, she didn’t weigh in immediately, this indie/nonpayment for three months story has been percolating for a week. But once she digested the issues she said her piece. In other words, you don’t have to shoot from the hip. But if you’re waiting for every fact to come in, to test the wind to see what public opinion is, if you’re more worried about your career than what’s right, you’re limited.

how dare she digest the issues.

i think tay-tay's singular talent is that she can digest WHILE shooting from the hip. she's like a point-and-shoot camera, except she's digest-and-shoot.

there's an album cover for you

I can't wait for the "Mean" sequel.

Enjoying Lefsetz on tech more than Lefsetz on music.

do you not know a lot about tech then? this isn't meant as an insult, just that his bloviating is pretty ill-informed across the board

I just like him taking home gadgets and staying up late writing about them. Hoping he does a Dyson vacuum cleaner next, or a coffee maker.

I wanna hear the Lef pontificate on his Ninja blending system.

Possessions mean less as you age. You can’t take them with you. Furthermore, we’re evolving into a no possessions era. One in which you can rent a ride and you don’t even have to own a car. Experiences are everything.

Have you ever heard of Bob Moses? Certainly not I. Wasn’t he a basketball player, or a jazzer? But his track “Talk” reminds you of the Beatles testing limits in 1966, only the Beatles were there first, so this is not a brand new sound, but it is very good, but how can it compete in a world where stuff is hyped ad infinitum, like Ms. Musgraves and Jamie xx.