why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

I think I know at least one person who probably has all those aspects

So, mommy, what about all those wars back before there were any banks?

Do you mean pre-agricultural?

To the best of my knowledge, the Mongols had no banking institutions when they swept across Asia into Europe.

But they were well supplied with psychopaths, tbf.

i wasn't aware there's been much archeological psychiatry done on the medieval Mongols

it looks like the mongols had some currency in the 1200s soon

that was supposed to be "..sooooo...."

david avocado wolfe needs to learn how fucking speech bubbles work cuz the cool anarchist mom is answering her son's question before he asks it

Son is being sarcastic in middle of mum's boring lecture

love how this is right at the cusp of mommyblogger, food nut, peace-and-love, and infowars

This vibe is really strong where I live; I saw a young man and woman with their baby at the farmer's market and hippie natural foods co-op the other day, he was wearing this shirt:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/6b/b4/bb/6bb4bbdb5e19fde893bc69d40c139ad0.jpg

he probably didn't get any good deals on sprouts

so confused by this combination

The woman I went to high school with who opened a natural foods co-op (pastured chicken, local ranch beef, etc.) is also super right-wing, loves Ron Paul, anti-vaxxer and has a sideline in selling essential oils.

Which shouldn't be surprising, given that Whole Foods was founded by a libertarian nutbag, I guess.

that is actually a thing, people who are sure big government and big business are after you

you can't crack down on business, though. business is good.

Couldn't give it a week, could they?

http://i.imgur.com/rKl52oj.jpg

What about severe head trauma?

the beautiful thing about severe head trauma is nobody can take it away from you

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/s480x480/11112423_692307780879381_5923279909698920317_n.png?oh=21e4fad7900d5aa54ff5324543eabe41&oe=56077103

crystallites of crosses

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11229560_10206912550955062_3559430443722477446_n.jpg?oh=e01b5b414849829ab86e58acec493f80&oe=55FB0D20

:)

go ask no forward always

What if you don't ask, but just go after what you want? Will the answer still always be no?

ask or go ask, there is no forward

...always

go ask no forward always
― computer champion (harbl), Monday, May 25, 2015

This isn't an art thing, but...

http://i.imgur.com/th1rh1I.png

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1471238_10152096570944111_1431420263_n.jpg?oh=5dc9917d5268330e596833dfa18aea84&oe=560292F5

SADLY,

3 percent of Facebookers is over 43 million shares so that's pretty good really

Memorial-season uptick in magical thinking from Gold Star Mom in my Facebook friends. At this point a bird shitting on this woman's shoulder will be presented as evidence that her Dead Ranger Son is communicating from beyond the grave. And the idiots who continually affirm this nonsense...

Also just FYI, there's a THING amongst soft-headed dog owners after a canine death in the family where Fido will see you again at the Rainbow Bridge. NO.

if people find solace in it then i don't see much harm, i guess, tho whether angelic thinking has a deeper poisoning effect i'm not sure

After my beloved cat died I decided to temporarily believe in cat heaven, which actually helped. I didn't post on Facebook about it though.

Cat heaven is real and totally awesome and I look forward to spending eternity as a tiger in a tree with my departed buddies, but the rainbow bridge is just dumb schmaltzy stuff.

Tell that to the asgardians

Will the dog be jamming with Hendrix?

https://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/c/c0/Rover_Hendrix.png/250px-Rover_Hendrix.png

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/29/fd/2d/29fd2da4254bb9d44b3579ccf3cc97cd.jpg

this just bothers me bc literally in the year 2000 my middle school principal held an assembly in which he lectured us about the great sagging pants problem

also the first two images in this sequence were clearly going for something else originally

The amount of thought, time and talent that went into that image would not fill a thimble.

Compression on 2015 is amazing, like the pants are vibrating every molecule in the universe.

Rand Paul: Denim Spats in 2020

Still, interesting boots.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCGCMWuWEAArJm3.jpg

[citation needed]

not needed because he said "it appears"

Where do women fit in his statistics?

wanna be clear that i am killing you precisely because you are a girl
*clicks counter*

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