why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11229560_10206912550955062_3559430443722477446_n.jpg?oh=e01b5b414849829ab86e58acec493f80&oe=55FB0D20

:)

go ask no forward always

What if you don't ask, but just go after what you want? Will the answer still always be no?

ask or go ask, there is no forward

...always

go ask no forward always
― computer champion (harbl), Monday, May 25, 2015

This isn't an art thing, but...

http://i.imgur.com/th1rh1I.png

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1471238_10152096570944111_1431420263_n.jpg?oh=5dc9917d5268330e596833dfa18aea84&oe=560292F5

SADLY,

3 percent of Facebookers is over 43 million shares so that's pretty good really

Memorial-season uptick in magical thinking from Gold Star Mom in my Facebook friends. At this point a bird shitting on this woman's shoulder will be presented as evidence that her Dead Ranger Son is communicating from beyond the grave. And the idiots who continually affirm this nonsense...

Also just FYI, there's a THING amongst soft-headed dog owners after a canine death in the family where Fido will see you again at the Rainbow Bridge. NO.

if people find solace in it then i don't see much harm, i guess, tho whether angelic thinking has a deeper poisoning effect i'm not sure

After my beloved cat died I decided to temporarily believe in cat heaven, which actually helped. I didn't post on Facebook about it though.

Cat heaven is real and totally awesome and I look forward to spending eternity as a tiger in a tree with my departed buddies, but the rainbow bridge is just dumb schmaltzy stuff.

Tell that to the asgardians

Will the dog be jamming with Hendrix?

https://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/c/c0/Rover_Hendrix.png/250px-Rover_Hendrix.png

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/29/fd/2d/29fd2da4254bb9d44b3579ccf3cc97cd.jpg

this just bothers me bc literally in the year 2000 my middle school principal held an assembly in which he lectured us about the great sagging pants problem

also the first two images in this sequence were clearly going for something else originally

The amount of thought, time and talent that went into that image would not fill a thimble.

Compression on 2015 is amazing, like the pants are vibrating every molecule in the universe.

Rand Paul: Denim Spats in 2020

Still, interesting boots.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCGCMWuWEAArJm3.jpg

[citation needed]

not needed because he said "it appears"

Where do women fit in his statistics?

wanna be clear that i am killing you precisely because you are a girl
*clicks counter*

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1625727_10151845168911863_1882220743_n.jpg?oh=1d796835f2e96304ff28009129519e8b&oe=56079720

without missing a beat, even!

rather Arabic-looking woman

sorry if we've had this one already...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/xCapture.jpg

trazy-poo

Gay vernacular = baby talk?

what the hell is that, nick.

I ask out of jealousy since i didn't think of it first.

should've spent more time looking at my Everything is OK wall.

Norman Rockwell + Dees = SWAT Teams on Fatties... How does it NOT make sense?

brb gonna go get an MSG burger.

gays vs terrists

made this or FB after being inspired by the anguished philosophers thread:

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11351316_882616678478374_2959348984621827832_n.jpg?oh=6571456239eb5f3735bc5b7102246f3e&oe=55F84A24

Bravo!

would like

Cat heaven is real and totally awesome and I look forward to spending eternity as a tiger in a tree with my departed buddies, but the rainbow bridge is just dumb schmaltzy stuff.

🗻

this just bothers me bc literally in the year 2000 my middle school principal held an assembly in which he lectured us about the great sagging pants problem

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11425130_851338238249106_5621199222644024496_n.png?oh=283befc4da0ccc61aa04be12713027b2&oe=56099B26

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xta1/v/t1.0-9/11400986_742432452524358_6071234690845304572_n.jpg?oh=a707b4fc52a97513c7c972fa4867b9eb&oe=55E664C9

what kind of bakery sugar-coats shit?

#mymouthisnotabakery

Staying Alive Is Not Enough

sounds like a weird hybrid james bond / saturday night fever movie