why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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also the first two images in this sequence were clearly going for something else originally

qualx, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:15 (eight years ago) link

The amount of thought, time and talent that went into that image would not fill a thimble.

Aimless, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:38 (eight years ago) link

Compression on 2015 is amazing, like the pants are vibrating every molecule in the universe.

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:43 (eight years ago) link

Rand Paul: Denim Spats in 2020

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:58 (eight years ago) link

Still, interesting boots.

Mark G, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 06:43 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCGCMWuWEAArJm3.jpg

[citation needed]

Frobisher, Friday, 29 May 2015 19:59 (eight years ago) link

not needed because he said "it appears"

computer champion (harbl), Saturday, 30 May 2015 00:31 (eight years ago) link

Where do women fit in his statistics?

nickn, Saturday, 30 May 2015 00:43 (eight years ago) link

wanna be clear that i am killing you precisely because you are a girl
*clicks counter*

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 May 2015 14:47 (eight years ago) link

without missing a beat, even!

frogbs, Monday, 1 June 2015 12:21 (eight years ago) link

rather Arabic-looking woman

p:s nerds know (dog latin), Monday, 1 June 2015 12:33 (eight years ago) link

sorry if we've had this one already...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/xCapture.jpg

Frank 4ad (NickB), Monday, 1 June 2015 12:59 (eight years ago) link

trazy-poo

NotKnowPotato (stevie), Monday, 1 June 2015 13:17 (eight years ago) link

Gay vernacular = baby talk?

jmm, Monday, 1 June 2015 13:38 (eight years ago) link

what the hell is that, nick.

I ask out of jealousy since i didn't think of it first.

pplains, Monday, 1 June 2015 13:44 (eight years ago) link

should've spent more time looking at my Everything is OK wall.

pplains, Monday, 1 June 2015 13:45 (eight years ago) link

Norman Rockwell + Dees = SWAT Teams on Fatties... How does it NOT make sense?

Frobisher, Monday, 1 June 2015 22:48 (eight years ago) link

brb gonna go get an MSG burger.

Frobisher, Monday, 1 June 2015 22:49 (eight years ago) link

gays vs terrists

Bnad, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 03:17 (eight years ago) link

made this or FB after being inspired by the anguished philosophers thread:

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11351316_882616678478374_2959348984621827832_n.jpg?oh=6571456239eb5f3735bc5b7102246f3e&oe=55F84A24

Darin, Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link

Bravo!

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Friday, 5 June 2015 04:59 (eight years ago) link

would like

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 June 2015 05:28 (eight years ago) link

Cat heaven is real and totally awesome and I look forward to spending eternity as a tiger in a tree with my departed buddies, but the rainbow bridge is just dumb schmaltzy stuff.

But man that kitty litter box. Phew.

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 June 2015 06:23 (eight years ago) link

🗻

this just bothers me bc literally in the year 2000 my middle school principal held an assembly in which he lectured us about the great sagging pants problem


Looking forward to 2020 TBH

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 June 2015 06:24 (eight years ago) link

what kind of bakery sugar-coats shit?

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 June 2015 09:30 (eight years ago) link

#mymouthisnotabakery

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 June 2015 12:02 (eight years ago) link

Staying Alive Is Not Enough

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Friday, 5 June 2015 12:13 (eight years ago) link

sounds like a weird hybrid james bond / saturday night fever movie

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 June 2015 12:15 (eight years ago) link

"Might"

Jeff, Friday, 5 June 2015 13:20 (eight years ago) link

It's true, I've never been to a brutally honest bakery.

jmm, Friday, 5 June 2015 13:37 (eight years ago) link

6 year olds not giving a shit about anyone but themselves is pretty common I think

silverfish, Friday, 5 June 2015 14:41 (eight years ago) link

Pillar of cloud would be better

©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 5 June 2015 14:45 (eight years ago) link

it's true, fish are kind of stupid

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Friday, 5 June 2015 21:30 (eight years ago) link

and don't even try to convince me that they spend a lot of time in schools

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Friday, 5 June 2015 21:34 (eight years ago) link

HEY-OOOOOO

Nhex, Friday, 5 June 2015 23:03 (eight years ago) link

Everybody's a genius. Therefore the education system was wholly designed by and is run by geniuses. So many geniuses working together would necessarily create the most awesome education system possible. The most awesome education system possible cannot be improved. QED.

Aimless, Friday, 5 June 2015 23:32 (eight years ago) link

"Put the elderly in prison" is classic

jmm, Saturday, 6 June 2015 00:05 (eight years ago) link

The Facebook generation's Modest Proposal.

jmm, Saturday, 6 June 2015 00:06 (eight years ago) link

i wonder if wilde ever even dreamt that one day, more than a century after his death, he would be a contributor to Word Porn

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 6 June 2015 14:06 (eight years ago) link


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