Rand Paul: Denim Spats in 2020
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 03:58 (eight years ago) link
Still, interesting boots.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 27 May 2015 06:43 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCGCMWuWEAArJm3.jpg
[citation needed]
― Frobisher, Friday, 29 May 2015 19:59 (eight years ago) link
not needed because he said "it appears"
― computer champion (harbl), Saturday, 30 May 2015 00:31 (eight years ago) link
Where do women fit in his statistics?
― nickn, Saturday, 30 May 2015 00:43 (eight years ago) link
wanna be clear that i am killing you precisely because you are a girl*clicks counter*
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 May 2015 14:47 (eight years ago) link
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― Three Word Username, Monday, 1 June 2015 12:08 (eight years ago) link
without missing a beat, even!
― frogbs, Monday, 1 June 2015 12:21 (eight years ago) link
rather Arabic-looking woman
― p:s nerds know (dog latin), Monday, 1 June 2015 12:33 (eight years ago) link
sorry if we've had this one already...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/xCapture.jpg
― Frank 4ad (NickB), Monday, 1 June 2015 12:59 (eight years ago) link
trazy-poo
― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Monday, 1 June 2015 13:17 (eight years ago) link
Gay vernacular = baby talk?
― jmm, Monday, 1 June 2015 13:38 (eight years ago) link
what the hell is that, nick.
I ask out of jealousy since i didn't think of it first.
― pplains, Monday, 1 June 2015 13:44 (eight years ago) link
should've spent more time looking at my Everything is OK wall.
― pplains, Monday, 1 June 2015 13:45 (eight years ago) link
Norman Rockwell + Dees = SWAT Teams on Fatties... How does it NOT make sense?
― Frobisher, Monday, 1 June 2015 22:48 (eight years ago) link
brb gonna go get an MSG burger.
― Frobisher, Monday, 1 June 2015 22:49 (eight years ago) link
gays vs terrists
― Bnad, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 03:17 (eight years ago) link
made this or FB after being inspired by the anguished philosophers thread:
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― Darin, Thursday, 4 June 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link
Bravo!
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Friday, 5 June 2015 04:59 (eight years ago) link
would like
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 June 2015 05:28 (eight years ago) link
Cat heaven is real and totally awesome and I look forward to spending eternity as a tiger in a tree with my departed buddies, but the rainbow bridge is just dumb schmaltzy stuff.
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 June 2015 06:23 (eight years ago) link
🗻this just bothers me bc literally in the year 2000 my middle school principal held an assembly in which he lectured us about the great sagging pants problem
this just bothers me bc literally in the year 2000 my middle school principal held an assembly in which he lectured us about the great sagging pants problem
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Friday, 5 June 2015 06:24 (eight years ago) link
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― how's life, Friday, 5 June 2015 08:33 (eight years ago) link
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― how's life, Friday, 5 June 2015 08:37 (eight years ago) link
what kind of bakery sugar-coats shit?
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 June 2015 09:30 (eight years ago) link
#mymouthisnotabakery
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 June 2015 12:02 (eight years ago) link
Staying Alive Is Not Enough
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Friday, 5 June 2015 12:13 (eight years ago) link
sounds like a weird hybrid james bond / saturday night fever movie
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 June 2015 12:15 (eight years ago) link
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― NotKnowPotato (stevie), Friday, 5 June 2015 12:47 (eight years ago) link
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"Might"
― Jeff, Friday, 5 June 2015 13:20 (eight years ago) link
It's true, I've never been to a brutally honest bakery.
― jmm, Friday, 5 June 2015 13:37 (eight years ago) link
No shortage of brutally honest cakeshttps://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f7/76/46/f7764689c82e544d0fd572e68b76e34e.jpghttp://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA2LzI1L2Q3L0k3OHVVLmU5NzYyLmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTEyMDB4OTYwMD4/d6588520/3f8/I78uU.jpghttp://rack.3.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA2LzI1LzkzL05tN3pwRFIuZTY0OWYuanBnCnAJdGh1bWIJMTIwMHg5NjAwPg/7db7ce50/5cb/Nm7zpDR.jpgThis achieves a whole new level of hilariously fucked up if the recipient was actually 6.http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDEzLzA2LzI1LzdkL1JUdFV5LjY5NDlhLmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTEyMDB4OTYwMD4/cb819138/bca/RTtUy.jpghttp://2.bp.blogspot.com/-NK-31P2k1jw/UerdwRYveNI/AAAAAAAACDg/aAxmpUAyeHU/s1600/68B9FFF82BE15E57B8EF5D143B1FD4_h316_w628_m5_czbLBmYRj.jpg
― tsrobodo, Friday, 5 June 2015 13:53 (eight years ago) link
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― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 June 2015 14:19 (eight years ago) link
6 year olds not giving a shit about anyone but themselves is pretty common I think
― silverfish, Friday, 5 June 2015 14:41 (eight years ago) link
Pillar of cloud would be better
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 5 June 2015 14:45 (eight years ago) link
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― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 5 June 2015 21:27 (eight years ago) link
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it's true, fish are kind of stupid
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Friday, 5 June 2015 21:30 (eight years ago) link
and don't even try to convince me that they spend a lot of time in schools
― too young for seapunk (Moodles), Friday, 5 June 2015 21:34 (eight years ago) link
HEY-OOOOOO
― Nhex, Friday, 5 June 2015 23:03 (eight years ago) link
Everybody's a genius. Therefore the education system was wholly designed by and is run by geniuses. So many geniuses working together would necessarily create the most awesome education system possible. The most awesome education system possible cannot be improved. QED.
― Aimless, Friday, 5 June 2015 23:32 (eight years ago) link
"Put the elderly in prison" is classic
― jmm, Saturday, 6 June 2015 00:05 (eight years ago) link
The Facebook generation's Modest Proposal.
― jmm, Saturday, 6 June 2015 00:06 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/64gKwd6.jpg
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― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 6 June 2015 13:57 (eight years ago) link
https://www.facebook.com/thispageisaboutwords/
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 6 June 2015 13:58 (eight years ago) link
i wonder if wilde ever even dreamt that one day, more than a century after his death, he would be a contributor to Word Porn
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 6 June 2015 14:06 (eight years ago) link
Ugh "word porn" is making me irrationally angry.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Saturday, 6 June 2015 14:08 (eight years ago) link
Dude check out those dipthongs
― Οὖτις, Saturday, 6 June 2015 14:32 (eight years ago) link
it bothers me not just because of the overused "___________ porn" construction but because actual word porn has been around for decades and it requires a lot more artistry than illuminating misattributed Oscar Wilde quotes in photoshop.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 6 June 2015 14:42 (eight years ago) link