ILX2 NEW USERNAME TRANSLATOR COMPENDIUM

http://i.imgur.com/2c885wv.gif

oops, had that on my clipboard, didnt mean 2 post

Hey, Chaks, good to see you back. You think we should unban Brady Hall too while we're at it?

Unban everyone

Except tanuki

And the penis enlargement guy

who was the guy that called me a spic? unban that guy.

bring back the giver of $0.02

Favourite Chaki memory: recommended me a Danava album and told me he'd refund me if I didn't like it, lol

(I did)

this has been favourite chaki memories

hi chalks

Who called you a spic, cory sklar? It wasn't a mod, was it?

what did you think of the Pop Group show a few months back?

hi all and hi sarah! i thought the pop group killed it but they took a really long time to come on stage jeeze i was so ready to go home like 3 songs in.

but hey this isnt ask chaki.

Can I be mod of Ask Chaki! now?

does anyone need any new usernames translated?

whos Mistah FAAB

FAAB = Female Assigned At Birth; Mistah FAB - Oakland Rapper who did that ghost ride the whip song

cool thx

is the infinity symbol in yr name because you like science and math or is it a new agey yogi tea ref?

just general cosmicness, so some of both i guess

cool thx

np

hammersmith smashed bagels = BJO?

HSB = S4n T3 = N3anderth4l iirc

I thought Hammer Smashed Bagels was und3rrated a3rosmith b00tlegs for about three months. not paying enough attention obviously.

(they do have many of the same interests)

who is uab nowadays anyway, there are a couple of quite terrible usernames I think might be him (no diss)

I don't feel comfortable doxxing him but I'll just say that it's an a4rosmith-related display name and it's only moderately terrible

oh i thought UAB was who sarahell was alluding to upthread... unless i just don't get the aerosmith connection

That was one of them, there was another terrible username that I can't remember tho

Don't really know anything about Aerosmith

welcome to a world of unlimited pleasure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jv2vx57BYi8

What's weird is I like the poster & would have assumed he was discernible

he hasn't posted since April under the display name I'm familiar with, so it's possible that he has a new moniker now. he posted a lot on the rolling metal thread, which I normally steer clear of (and maybe you do too) regardless of the quality of the posters therein.

hammersmith smashed bagels = BJO?

anytime a new name (w cap letters) starts shitposting in all the pop culture threads I just assume it's bjo tbh

bagel guy is bjo, he pulled the stalker card on nakh for remembering one of his posts

woah, dude, pretty weird you remember that.

SUSPICIOUS even

I must keep a spreadsheet

less 'remembering', more 'repeatedly c+ping' tbf

computers remember things on our behalf

I've only had the YOU SURE SEEM TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT ME treatment once, from forksclovetofu author of the thread "forks throws pottery" after I made reference to his hobby

less 'remembering', more 'repeatedly c+ping' tbf

― soref, Sunday, June 14, 2015 10:31 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is exactly what makes the charge nonsensical, remembering only a couple of particularly egregious posts is like the opposite of stalking

YOU SURE SEEM TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT ME

vic perry called someone a stalker on a recent thread with about as much justification and it made me think the terrible thought "imagine being vic perry's stalker" :-(

I was only mildly offended

then we got beers at a breastaurant and we're bff now

having c&pd that seven year old san te post for the third or fourth time it seemed fairly cheap (if it hadn't been already) given that he doesn't post like that any more

needless to say he is a worse poster now