bear say hi to me

bear nowhere to be seen.

What I'm learning is, if you see a bear, charge that motherfucker.

Nature abhors a surprise.

yet bears DO make leaps

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/must_see/33323309

people who blithely chatter in a car with children while grizzly bears climb over their vehicle: c or d

would have honked horn, but now they're on bbc

people are pretty safe in a car though, right (especially bigger american cars)? why risk riling the bear up when you could just sit and wait for them to lose interest?

It's just a giant sardine tin to a bear.

http://i.imgur.com/q3a8kVo.jpg

If I'm understanding correctly, this is a new bear falling from a tree in Boulder, CO today (or recently). Details from fb friend are sketchy.

Looks like a bear rapture, tbh.

Haha!

did they catch it?!?

Yes, bear was caught and is being released in the woods outside of town.

would request an abbott drawing of this tableau

Alternately, could someone photoshop a cape on this bear?

spring-boots

basketball and backboard shattering

fart lines

assumption of bear

copies, to make bearleader pyramid

An enthusiastic bear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvSvdTQyplE

saw that the other day. the youtube channel includes other videos of the same bear looking much younger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElFAEazE3Y8

saw a couple of bears in the wild for the first time ever and inevitably thought of this thread. here's one of them, just chillin' in a meadow in yosemite:

http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/bizarrogazzara/11313178_10153368716080638_6219641139711096244_o_zpshpbxdtjj.jpg

the other one was a lil' baby bear i saw later in the day but i didn't take pictures of because a) i was on a bike and i didn't have my slr with me and b) the prospect of being mauled to death by a hidden mama bear while i tried to take a shitty iphone pic of her adorable progeny seemed too humiliating to risk.

good calls

but w/ the slr…

yeah, if i could have gotten a good slr shot of the baby i totally would have put my life on the line for it - i'm committed to photography

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/16/bear-pies-colorado-bakery?CMP=share_btn_tw

bear say pie for me

my spirit animal

fuck putting strawberry in a rhubarb pie

Fuck putting rhubarb in a strawberry pie, imo.

now we are enemies

you deserve each other

the rest of us deserve pie

what a waste of rhubarb and strawberry

http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/black-bear-falls-asleep-lawn-after-eating-50-pound/nm3mB/

http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/lt/lt_cache/thumbnail/615/img/photos/2015/07/20/4c/96/image2.JPG
http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/lt/lt_cache/thumbnail/615/img/photos/2015/07/20/3c/65/image1_1.JPG

Love that bear.

xpost to pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to live imo

glad i finally clicked that link as i thought it was bear-falls-asleep-after-eating-50-pound-dog

that's some reverse-goldilocks shit

<iframe src="https://vine.co/v/ertTMU2PMzb/embed/simple"; width="600" height="600" frameborder="0"></iframe><script src="https://platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js";></script>

dammit: https://vine.co/v/ertTMU2PMzb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIQKSykxiMc

^ Paul F. Tompkins' fabled "house bear".

lol JF I remember thinking exactly that the fist time I saw that video

i love him so much

fyi i am going to yosemite tomorrow and it's going to be exactly like that video

You can speak Russian?

please steal one

jk don't do that the mama would be sad and also probably eat u

nah just run rly fast so that the mama can't catch u

take that bear cub