It's going to take me 3 hours to get home but I did stop for pizza in Ft Greene.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 22:54 (eight years ago) link
The only reason I didn't bike today is I thought it was going to thunderstorm all morning and now it turns out I would have saved myself 2 hours of drinking time. Fuck me.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 23:03 (eight years ago) link
ugh. i guess i will stay in greenpoint and drink beer until this train situation is resolved.
― ian, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 23:26 (eight years ago) link
very timely, that deMause piece above
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 2 July 2015 01:42 (eight years ago) link
I got stuck in the f train bullshit and used some of the time to read the voice piece
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 July 2015 04:53 (eight years ago) link
Friday July 10, starting 10am trains will possibly bypass stations at Chambers St and Fulton St due to US Women's National Soccer Team World Cup Parade.
― mookieproof, Thursday, 9 July 2015 22:07 (eight years ago) link
Lol 'possibly'
― demonic mnevice (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 9 July 2015 22:59 (eight years ago) link
thanks the lawd my office move is after the lady kickball march
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 9 July 2015 23:54 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_UKKnxMa2kbrandy i love you but maybe you don't sing on my commute and i won't get into your car and make phone calls
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link
all performers in the cars, plz shut up and step IN.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:43 (eight years ago) link
rofl
http://i.imgur.com/5nx77qC.png
― WE WANT FET WAP (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 19:20 (eight years ago) link
http://video.newyorker.com/watch/a-reporter-at-large-the-most-recognizable-voice-in-new-york
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link
this seemed as good a place to put this as anywherehttp://looie.co/#hey
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link
It is surprising that the subway announcement guy is a Brit. He never sounded like a bonafide New Yorker to me, but I assumed he was from the Midwest or Kansas perhaps
― Josefa, Wednesday, 15 July 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link
more major label types fucking up our commute with attempted viralshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?t=25&v=7liojsm9T-4
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 July 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link
the system is still a lot more like taking of pelham one two three than you might expect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mjx3S3UjmnA
― chinavision!, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link
http://www.wnyc.org/story/hottest-subway-stations-map-nyc
― mookieproof, Thursday, 30 July 2015 15:07 (eight years ago) link
it's amazing that the MTA is the producer on that "hey look how ridiculously antiquated and unreliable our systems are"kinda terrifying
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:17 (eight years ago) link
i blame chinavision: http://secondavenuesagas.com/2015/08/14/as-bombardier-struggles-r179-delay-to-cost-mta-50-million
― mookieproof, Friday, 14 August 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link
as a long time defender of the r32 on the c train, I am ready to accept their replacement, and regret the delay.
― chinavision!, Friday, 14 August 2015 15:40 (eight years ago) link
http://www.thecleverest.com/subway/
I will report back on my score after I'm done
― chinavision!, Friday, 14 August 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link
ok it was 204
― chinavision!, Friday, 14 August 2015 17:28 (eight years ago) link
there are too many generic outer borough stations, like I can't remember which far out brooklyn/bronx stops I've gotten on and which I haven't. the only queens ones I'm missing are gonna be random rockaways stops, the only manhattan ones would be one or two random harlem stops maybe. I actually made it a point to visit every paris metro stop when I lived there, but outer borough ny stations are generic enough that it's not worth the trouble.
― iatee, Friday, 14 August 2015 17:38 (eight years ago) link
I don't think I've done a number of Manhattan stops north of 96th if I'm remembering correctly. Also hardly anything in the Bronx really.
― chinavision!, Friday, 14 August 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link
I wish I went to every metro stop in paris. next time...
123 but yeah i'm sure i'm missing at least a handful. too much head-scratching of "now where would i have gotten off that one time..." etc. cute though!
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Friday, 14 August 2015 17:58 (eight years ago) link
I used google maps to jog my memory
― chinavision!, Friday, 14 August 2015 17:59 (eight years ago) link
def couldnt remember all of em
why is the Whitehall St R platform COMFORTABLE in August??? what are they doing?
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 August 2015 18:48 (eight years ago) link
Since 1998??? How would I even KNOW??
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 14 August 2015 19:28 (eight years ago) link
I clicked a bunch just because it's literally impossible that I've never gotten off the A at 23rd street in over 15 years, I just didn't bother to make a mental note of it any of the 175 times.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 14 August 2015 19:36 (eight years ago) link
i have no idea -- probably not very many, tho, considering i've been here nine years
a long time ago i went to some lengths to visit a whole bunch of montreal metro stations
― mookieproof, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:09 (eight years ago) link
When this challenge is exhausted, the next pinnacle is every entrance of every subway station
― Corn on the macabre (Jon not Jon), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:14 (eight years ago) link
Ended up at about 170 but I think that might be a little short, can't remember one-off trips here or there. But not bad! lololol I clicked almost everything just to see what level you can get up to, and it's "MTA Employee."
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 14 August 2015 21:46 (eight years ago) link
i gave up after a hundred, this is making me remember one night stands and plays i was in and shit i'd rather not think about
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 August 2015 22:24 (eight years ago) link
i made sure to visit every station in HK but the thought of trying to do that in NYC fills me with terror and dread
― 龜, Saturday, 15 August 2015 14:49 (eight years ago) link
with good reason
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/thewarriors/images/8/8a/Punks.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140123071619
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 15 August 2015 15:43 (eight years ago) link
fucked-up R train bullshit
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 August 2015 14:40 (eight years ago) link
So the N line in South Brooklyn runs on two outer tracks, served by old and decrepit station platforms, with two apparently defunct inner tracks going unused.
Right now at my station they're building a wooden deck over the unused inner tracks, apparently to make a temporary passenger platform while they work on the old ones? Excited to see this happen one day at a time! I should start taking pics so I can get some enterprising ilxor to make them into a time-lapse gif later, obviously.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Monday, 17 August 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link
I hope everyone saw the article that said updating the signal system on all the tracks will take A CENTURY.
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Monday, 17 August 2015 16:11 (eight years ago) link
the g at broadway has stalagmites as well as stalactites.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 17 August 2015 16:13 (eight years ago) link
a great morning for switch problems going into lower Manhattan
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 September 2015 14:00 (eight years ago) link
i know you've transported me for a long timesomehow i'm not impressed
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 September 2015 14:16 (eight years ago) link
oh, G train
http://gothamist.com/2015/09/11/g_train_service_limited_after_thurs.php#photo-1
(nothing to do with the Q/R crawl this morning)
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 September 2015 14:43 (eight years ago) link
g train last nighta train track fire last nightsignals this morning? this evening
― mookieproof, Friday, 11 September 2015 15:17 (eight years ago) link
lmao how can the g train derail when it never even fucking runs
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 11 September 2015 17:28 (eight years ago) link
when i'm waiting for an F there can be 2 or 3 in a row
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 September 2015 18:30 (eight years ago) link
I was on the G to Greenpoint right before the one that derailed. Phew
― Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 11 September 2015 19:14 (eight years ago) link
after weeks of incapacity, i finally tried a subway trip to acclimate to motion and see how difficult going to a doctor tomorrow will berandom dude comes on the f train in rush hour splays out on a bench and starts jerking offthe fuck new yorki just got back
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 22:34 (eight years ago) link
when i gave him a "what the fuck?" look he said "don't look at me homeboy"and it's like, i think you give up the right to complain about people staring at you when you masturbate in publicfairly sure that's in the constitution
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 22:36 (eight years ago) link
why we're a capital of the world, as the Blaze said yesterday.
anyone tried the Hudson Yards 7 terminal yet? that got done "fast," huh?
― skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 16 September 2015 03:24 (eight years ago) link