a promo photo thread for '80s/'90s bands oozing sobriety and wisdom in the present day

http://www.double8tickets.com/images/category/672-a-large.jpg

http://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/entertainment/music/2011/02/02/gang_of_four_outlive_their_imitators_yet_again/wogangoffour.jpeg.size.xxlarge.letterbox.jpeg

lol @ "barenecked ladies"

http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/bdf953a04655efba8af4b90bfe124a3ec2f4d440/c=12-0-2958-2217&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/Salem/2014/06/09/sal0612-wkbblit.jpg

Lit

― a chamillionaire full of mallomars (Doctor Casino), Friday, July 3, 2015 11:29 AM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Let us not forget, second guy on the right is this guy:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Kelly_Thomas#Slidebar_Kitchen_involvement

Going back to look up some 1995-2005 bands, but good lord, they were all emitting "sobriety and wisdom" back then.

If anything, at least they've grown into their pretentiousness.

It just takes some time...

http://i.imgur.com/5biwhT4.jpg

Mötley Crüe needs to try a little harder, not completely convinced of the wisdom or the sobriety

Yeah, it's a stretch. I was specifically looking at Tommy there.

Avoiding the cliche - Whitesnake.

http://www.maximumthreshold.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Whitesnake_1200x628.jpg

...other than David Coverdale looking like the guy with both a corner office and a Harley.

David Coverdale is looking okay. So's Rick Allen.

this is the funniest fucking thread

I'm having some WS Hall of Shame feelings about the lead singer of 311, too.

http://www.inspiretoronto.com/images/bio-raine.jpg

I'd like to commend the Butthole Surfers for still looking like some recently woken, distracted slobs in their last press shots i've found. when gibby makes a straight face, paul looks goofy, and vica versa

http://factmag-images.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Kwerk280115-616x372.jpg

http://images1.musicfeeds.com.au/0932780a3eaad1521ad883b3027c946b-640x360.jpg

http://cypresshill.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/jamming-fest-ch.jpeg

https://consequenceofsound.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/screen-shot-2014-12-21-at-4-36-24-pm.png?w=794

Incubus

https://s.yimg.com/lo/api/res/1.2/6aa3LxdqPuuPkGpl5afApw--/YXBwaWQ9bWFnYXppbmVzO3c9NTAwO2ZpPWZpdA--/https://s.yimg.com/os/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/bad8a4a0735aa7066d0f6a70670026bb.jpg

tbf to the backstreet boys, they're usually smiling in press shots

http://mohegansun.com/content/dam/mohegansun/Images/Entertainment/Entertainers/2015/New%20Kids%20on%20the%20Block/Header-NKoTB_2015-628x378.jpg

awwwwwwwwwwwesome

Director Josh Trank Calls NKOTB Reboot A 'Dark Amblin' Tour

Wow, the guy on the left looks like Ron Perlman. And the guy on the right looks like he's auditioning for a telenovela.

less interested in "which band did this start with" than "who is the stylist/photographer/label rep primarily responsible for making this such an entrenched thing?"

I blame Chapman Baehler.

Sleater Kinney
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-51Cr6K1rjsw/VL7h8OsM9vI/AAAAAAAACwI/xG-9Bjbblh4/s1600/sk2015.jpg

http://www.rushkorea.com/discography/img/presto_large-02.jpg

https://consequenceofsound.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/screen-shot-2015-03-24-at-5-25-57-pm.png

http://www.asburyrecords.com/public/cover/24050.jpg

http://www.soundpress.net/graphics-feature-articles/fa-2012-08-07-yes-oye-02.jpg

http://www.mightofstrings.com/sites/mightofstrings.com/files/Fun%20Factory.jpg

Fun Factory

https://fanart.tv/fanart/music/9d1ebcfe-4c15-4d18-95d3-d919898638a1/albumcover/songs-for-drella-51ea19a18b6e2.jpg

http://www.janes-addiction.info/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/janes-addiction-members.jpg
jane's addiction

http://images.popmatters.com/music_cover_art/b/bauhaus-2006.jpg
bauhaus

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/211854/Jesus+Jones.jpg

Jesus Jones (2004)

http://www.thepublicreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/Human-League-O2-Academy-Leeds-V2-620x330.jpg

The Human League

http://www.mudkiss.com/interviews/Neds%20-Present.jpg

not to be cap'n control-a-thread, but this is sort of devolving into "bands just wearing black in general"

http://image.excite.it/musica/news/duranduran-wild-boys-nuovo-album-default.jpg

Duran Duran

key variables imo are how sincere they wish to come off, versus how sincere you would reasonably expect the band in question to be

(sub "sober" and "wise" in there too obv)

was going to suggest this 2014 press shot of James

http://i1.cdnds.net/14/21/618x412/james-band-press-shot-2014.jpg

but then I realised that they are re-enacting this early 90s picture

http://991.com/newgallery/James-Sound-173285.jpg

http://www.footballandmusic.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/James1.jpg

they actually look a bit more smirky in the 2014 version, I guess

man, that a-ha elf looks spooky. don't even get me started on that one new kid. so frightening. i know it's not politically correct to say this, but all these people should retire.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Music/Pix/pictures/2013/9/23/1379932081537/Bon-Jovi-011.jpg

admittedly not an earnest promo photo, but this still feels like a place to appreciate a photo of an unsmiling bon jovi where 3/4ths of the band is wearing scarves

and not like, steven tyler scarves

http://beardedgentlemenmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Cynic-band-2014-620x350.jpg
Cynic

that’s good way to put it, dr c
another variable is ‘rebootier’
some pr-managed (or self-aware) image recasting, (re)intro considering how they look to two audiences: original fans (now sadly older themselves, if not wiser) & ‘youth of today’: aiming for dignity/cool
don’t want former to feel embarrassed (for the band or for themselves) or to elicit latter’s ridicule
alas sometimes reboot's effect (in particular pic) is what reboot was intended to avoid

(maybe missed mark with bauhaus)

http://cegtalent.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/cmbbackstage02-e1400518650645.jpg

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