Twitter C/D

“It buzzes in their pocket … a device, almost a devil on their shoulder, all day long saying, ‘Kill, kill, kill, kill.’”

That is some straight up reefer madness talk right there.

shd i change my ringtone

all day long lag∞n is a devil on my shoulder saying 'wow, rude'

“It buzzes in their pocket … a device, almost a devil on their shoulder, all day long saying, ‘Kill, kill, kill, kill.’”

That is some straight up reefer madness talk right there.

― pplains, Wednesday, July 8, 2015 10:03 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i dunno man, honestly, twitter can be pretty powerfully at drawing you further into whatever passing interests you might have on a daily basis and making your opinions about various issues stronger and more vehement. i can totally see that working the same way if your interests are a little more, ahem, fringe.

all day long lag∞n is a devil on my shoulder saying 'wow, rude'

― mookieproof, Wednesday, July 8, 2015 10:07 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uh angel hello? rude

Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it.

keep seeing these angels, telling me what to do. and these devils, pulling me down.

and I thought, what if these angels are really the demons

thats some fucked up trippy shit man

There has to be a benefit to morons giving away locations and operational details that outweighs the need to shut them down, surely?

I can't think of any reason Twitter would continue to host known ISIS accounts other than governments not wanting them to switch to WhatsApp.

theyve shut down thousands of accounts, u can just get a new one

http://i.imgur.com/oKhUl2W.jpg

"Just wrote a great tweet, but then I deleted it. Allahu Akbar!"

xp, you're right - it looks like they started doing this properly a few months ago having let them get on with it before then.

is this a glitch or did everyone stop tweeting and delete all the tweets

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKVLYRlWIAA2eAZ.png

same here

distributed systems lols

https://twitter.com/OfficialKeanu

lol

ah shit it was only two tweets when I posted it

twitter is good

have u heard abt this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKofYUpUAAAAQck.png

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKofq15UkAEXTzq.png

i love leyawn

he is one of my faves, for sure

my balls/penis/taint area again and again

new user name

thats fucking lovely

posted in "Science and Health"?

leon ‏@leyawn 17h17 hours ago
nut sack are you ok
are you ok nut sack
you've been hit by
you've been struck by
a clock pendulum

lol

"only my berries were struck, and not my twig" has been gonging around in my head since last night

hahahah

that post is amazing but idg why we're using this thread to talk about it?

(no thread police, just curious)

cause it was a tweet

leyawn is classic

https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/status/624630939952545792

i posted it on this thread cause it was still on SNA and i was on my phone and couldn't search for @bartsimpsonreal

ok that was my guess thanks for clarifying

This is hilarious if fake and even more so if true.

https://mobile.twitter.com/leyawn/status/627190722517708800

lol
fyi read the nature of the case section

Yes, he did an obviously fake one yesterday and has either followed it up with a more realistic one today - or actually been sued.

you should read the nature of the case section tho

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLQ6oieVAAAWpJa.jpg

you have to admire the extent of the craft

that's incredible

Yes, he did an obviously fake one yesterday and has either followed it up with a more realistic one today - or actually been sued.

― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Friday, July 31, 2015 3:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

he hasn't been sued lmao

My partner does a twitter account that is purely about autism. She retweeted something by professor of autism at Cambridge, Simon Baren-Cohen about anti-Semitism and suddenly lost a few dozen of her followers. #big up humanity.

http://www.lacourt.org/casesummary/ui/ValidateCase.aspx

I checked, no such suit.. Unless they are delayed in updating the info from yesterday, which is entirely possible.

assumed leyawn was just making a joke about this - http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/james-woods-sues-twitter-user-812107

http://techcrunch.com/2015/08/03/twitter-collapses-5-tumbling-toward-ipo-level-prices/

https://tctechcrunch2011.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/twitter-fall.gif?w=400&h=300