why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

oh i thought that was a minion glory hole

be a friend, and kindly murder them

hey, i've got minion penis in my head now, thanks noodles!

Here - http://www.buzzfeed.com/leonarddelaney/the-minions-in-me#.xyLk1B5y1

"the-minions-in-me" not clicking that either.

Finally! She pulled back her chair to get a better look at the minion who was so skillfully eating her out.

No pplains click it. Do it.

Yeah, that's the same thing Judas Priest said to those boys with the shotgun too.

lool

The minions weren't very good at anything else, but damn, they could fuck.

Welp I've never seen Despicable Me and now I probably never should.

But she got further and further down, and there was no shaft to be found. Like the minions' bodies, their dicks were all head.

PPLAINS STAY STRONG

i clicked the link and now i hate all of u
._.

I clicked too, but just looked at the pictures.

https://www.facebook.com/godhatestattoos

yessssssssssssssssss

lol

http://i.imgur.com/YN3QB8y.jpg

good stuff

If I don't get a tattoo, will my dog live forever?

Maybe it makes me a humorless bore but enough w the blurry Bill Cosby memes.

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/10501715_671198373025427_3453505475319956382_n.jpg?oh=7c930738722c6762e66ef86cbe329201&oe=561AB50D

Extra points for being shared by an older, and very kind person who doesn't know what Britain First is

i wd downground anybody pro conducting involuntary medical research on human beings from "very" kind

Well you know, irl kind but then sometimes puts stuff like this

could've sworn i typed "downgrade"

Downground works though

ground pound

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11709492_1008723565826885_6211217541913814307_n.jpg?oh=c9aba12ad0310ed41ad9e0c8529bb21d&oe=560F5C59

what

now be grown

GET OLDER

chasing liquor with WHAT?

most of all you should totally let some lamer sharing shitty memes on social media judge you

"Baby needs changing I guess I need a new b/f"

i think if you're actually chasing liquor down the street it might be time for an intervention

Good thing it's totally different when you becomes a "dad"

some achieve dadness, some have dadness thrust upon them

yeah, he gets those jobs of chasing the liquor and turning up and getting drunk.

Especially that turning up business. Turn it down, people.

Bonus points for the scare quotes round mom.

Now be groan

You did a thing with your body and someone else's body now you must pay the price the price is your life and your dreams forever btw

Just in case you thought you were anything but an incubator

i saw one like this that made me so mad that i fixated on it for days. it was like "sometimes you have to grow up and stop clubbing/staying out til 4am/take care of your kids"
made me think that people without kids are the new witches
if you are not staying home with your kids, you are clubbing til 4am like a witch
it's one or the other
you are either responsible and a parent or you are 4am clubber
there is no other option so which are you

Which witch is which

and their favourite song at this club is "We don't need no baby sitter"

we are out with the drugs, yelling at the windows of good parents' homes on our way home at 4am

At least you can still be a rapper, though
https://vimeo.com/29048422

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/1011810_10151730794189254_776670695_n.jpg?oh=7877cb15df0a290fc932c5e2f0397fbb&oe=560E562A

so tired of the crying-laugh smiley now.

good god people get it together

can't believe anyone really thinks there are any squares in that picture.

La Lechera otm

Which witch is which

Reminds me

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1423698761284349&id=1415944565393102

OK, I'm worrying about what to get them instead of turning up, am I doing it right?