why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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that part of a banana is gross and no-one benefits from eating it

genitals / butthole just a normal part of human bodies and genital / butthole-eating benefits both eater and eatee

embrace pleasure, reject gross banana parts imo

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:30 (eight years ago) link

95% today?

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link

is it eat out an asshole day or what now

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:34 (eight years ago) link

*checks calendar*

yes

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:35 (eight years ago) link

cool. <chows down on a brown eye>

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:57 (eight years ago) link

your username / comment combo there is pretty serendipitous

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:59 (eight years ago) link

does the banana feel pleasure if I eat that spot

Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 16 July 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link

gotta eat the booty like the part of the banana that isn't bruised

qualx, Friday, 17 July 2015 07:11 (eight years ago) link

95% of people today will stick that banana in someones genitals or butthole

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 17 July 2015 10:03 (eight years ago) link

Oh. That's nice.

Mark G, Friday, 17 July 2015 13:18 (eight years ago) link

xp vmic

(no offence to people) (dog latin), Friday, 17 July 2015 13:23 (eight years ago) link

"Turn that frown upside-down, mister!"

- Huey Newton

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 18 July 2015 04:18 (eight years ago) link

when life gives you lemons, make prison lemonade -

- eldridge cleaver

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 18 July 2015 04:23 (eight years ago) link

“Concerning nonviolence, it is criminal to teach a man not to defend himself when he is the constant victim of brutal attacks.”

- #OnlyTeenThings

where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Saturday, 18 July 2015 05:43 (eight years ago) link

something to put on your facebook courtesy of liartown:

http://41.media.tumblr.com/39d6c4a2e9d3e57b89693fc5916ad106/tumblr_ngyaiha5cd1s71q1zo1_1280.png

scott seward, Monday, 20 July 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link

you can't say it any clearer than that

Live Aid: JFC (Noodle Vague), Monday, 20 July 2015 18:40 (eight years ago) link

i think maybe one more word in capitals would make it perfectly clear

j., Monday, 20 July 2015 18:48 (eight years ago) link

THAN

j., Monday, 20 July 2015 18:48 (eight years ago) link

Wait.. I thought I knew what it was but run it past me another time

(no offence to people) (dog latin), Monday, 20 July 2015 19:13 (eight years ago) link

Even the stock model looks mildly perplexed but she's more like 'yeah whatever just take my picture now'

(no offence to people) (dog latin), Monday, 20 July 2015 19:14 (eight years ago) link

http://i.onionstatic.com/clickhole/1572/8/original/640.jpg

jmm, Monday, 20 July 2015 19:15 (eight years ago) link

video surveillance in case of problems? right. as if the guards come running to the assistance of any inmate who has a problem.

Aimless, Monday, 20 July 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link

take it to the teal and orange thread

bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:29 (eight years ago) link

is that a… sex thing?

j., Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:39 (eight years ago) link

"I am the way, the truth, and the life"

- Omnipotent floating glowing cylinder

jmm, Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:43 (eight years ago) link

less interesting version of the GEB cover

go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:46 (eight years ago) link

but yeah it's a sex thing, I'm turned on

go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:47 (eight years ago) link

"i mean i love my fleshlight too, but don't you think you're taking it a little far"

where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Thursday, 23 July 2015 14:51 (eight years ago) link

yeah i saw that one how's life posted a few days back and had to stop myself from blasting the person that posted it

balls, Thursday, 23 July 2015 22:08 (eight years ago) link

why'd you have to stop yrself

go hang a salami I'm a canal, adam (silby), Friday, 24 July 2015 01:56 (eight years ago) link

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/415/235/78b.jpg

qualx, Friday, 24 July 2015 03:10 (eight years ago) link

hating justin bieber and loving bacon are probably the two most boring things a person can talk about

five six and (man alive), Friday, 24 July 2015 03:14 (eight years ago) link

BaconBieber is going to haunt my dreams now thxbye

Ye Mad Puffin, Friday, 24 July 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link

those aren't terrible aspirations per se

regret it? nope. reddit? yep. (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 July 2015 18:50 (eight years ago) link

sounds difficult to stare up at the stars while snuggling and drinking hot coffee all at once
maybe a straw is involved somehow

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 July 2015 18:58 (eight years ago) link

lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 27 July 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link

hah leave it to my g+ timeline to do an image rejoinder to the tube thing

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-z-puKNI6uWY/VbFRkuryOFI/AAAAAAAAnHg/N96-15SRk6g/w336-h671-no/1zZ6VSe.png

where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 03:41 (eight years ago) link

"well actually"

where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 03:41 (eight years ago) link

actually, that's a face

you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 July 2015 04:36 (eight years ago) link

Haha

carl agatha, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 11:55 (eight years ago) link

here it is! i sure hope this shows up, it was posted on "mummy pages"

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1970892_738300276209789_217485468_n.jpg?oh=c4b92affa814587856e75c7e87b61acc&oe=56446829

La Lechera, Wednesday, 29 July 2015 14:05 (eight years ago) link


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