why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

"Turn that frown upside-down, mister!"

- Huey Newton

when life gives you lemons, make prison lemonade -

- eldridge cleaver

“Concerning nonviolence, it is criminal to teach a man not to defend himself when he is the constant victim of brutal attacks.”

- #OnlyTeenThings

something to put on your facebook courtesy of liartown:

http://41.media.tumblr.com/39d6c4a2e9d3e57b89693fc5916ad106/tumblr_ngyaiha5cd1s71q1zo1_1280.png

you can't say it any clearer than that

i think maybe one more word in capitals would make it perfectly clear

THAN

Wait.. I thought I knew what it was but run it past me another time

Even the stock model looks mildly perplexed but she's more like 'yeah whatever just take my picture now'

http://i.onionstatic.com/clickhole/1572/8/original/640.jpg

http://www.frugal-cafe.com/public_html/frugal-blog/frugal-cafe-blogzone/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/put-the-elderly-in-prison-political-graphic.jpg

video surveillance in case of problems? right. as if the guards come running to the assistance of any inmate who has a problem.

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10423844_10153522159986757_6671207645176053512_n.jpg?oh=e0043b90d9c8806e145d6f00a9c781c2&oe=561122F4

take it to the teal and orange thread

is that a… sex thing?

"I am the way, the truth, and the life"

- Omnipotent floating glowing cylinder

less interesting version of the GEB cover

but yeah it's a sex thing, I'm turned on

"i mean i love my fleshlight too, but don't you think you're taking it a little far"

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11703196_10152895495962653_5163131513048622798_n.jpg?oh=39f7698289b3e9c4bd2dc1478321760e&oe=561049BB

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3UhV4wK68xg/UKbwFl3YdyI/AAAAAAAAIQc/LBXR8qc-DHQ/s1600/Over-the-Top-1987-Sylvester-Stallone-Randy-Raney-arm-wrestling.png

yeah i saw that one how's life posted a few days back and had to stop myself from blasting the person that posted it

why'd you have to stop yrself

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/415/235/78b.jpg

hating justin bieber and loving bacon are probably the two most boring things a person can talk about

Of course, someone has combined the two:
http://cf2.foodista.com/sites/default/files/styles/featured/public/field/image/meat-500x666.jpg

BaconBieber is going to haunt my dreams now thxbye

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/10888571_10152763441127819_2400001733312446357_n.png?oh=8eade510556331a5c427c24bcd6fdff4&oe=5651E8DC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuIsCCEkeD4

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/11813290_10207422231136748_8458380892633968251_n.jpg?oh=803d61318296ca1fde4e3e9ae3fe7864&oe=565BDD9F

those aren't terrible aspirations per se

sounds difficult to stare up at the stars while snuggling and drinking hot coffee all at once
maybe a straw is involved somehow

lol

hah leave it to my g+ timeline to do an image rejoinder to the tube thing

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-z-puKNI6uWY/VbFRkuryOFI/AAAAAAAAnHg/N96-15SRk6g/w336-h671-no/1zZ6VSe.png

"well actually"

actually, that's a face

http://s28.postimg.org/qwdzwzlq5/Untitled.jpg

Haha

here it is! i sure hope this shows up, it was posted on "mummy pages"

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/1970892_738300276209789_217485468_n.jpg?oh=c4b92affa814587856e75c7e87b61acc&oe=56446829

ooh that one's a classic of the genre.

… so… you don't change any, it just gives you this realization that you have to live differently even though you haven't changed?

fun!

not to mention the deep assholishness of "YOU created"
i feel serious antipathy toward anyone who posts this, i'll be honest

maybe i'm just cranky from clubbing too much

As someone who has created a little person, I validate your feelings on this condescending garbage.

Also, you know what, even if you have a kid you still need to think about yourself, ffs.

Plus having a kid doesn't mean you cease having adult interests. I hate this. I share your antipathy, LL.

exactly
it's stupid and on top of that it's full of lies

and at the end there's bonus peer pressure! i seriously hate everything about this collection of words.

also ugly

https://scontent-vie1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/p296x100/11781655_743737459085371_6027664663510401175_n.jpg?oh=4cd62c254ea9b2e9d1ce8b0de81a5386&oe=563D4568

this is otm if you read it from top to bottom, totally off if you read it from bottom to top. gah.

I like when these things degrade to looking like grimy overhead transparencies.

poet otm, it can always get worse, in the abyss of existence