xpost to pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to live imo
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 01:35 (eight years ago) link
glad i finally clicked that link as i thought it was bear-falls-asleep-after-eating-50-pound-dog
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 02:26 (eight years ago) link
that's some reverse-goldilocks shit
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 10:10 (eight years ago) link
<iframe src="https://vine.co/v/ertTMU2PMzb/embed/simple" width="600" height="600" frameborder="0"></iframe><script src="https://platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js"></script>
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 24 July 2015 17:44 (eight years ago) link
dammit: https://vine.co/v/ertTMU2PMzb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIQKSykxiMc
― JuliaA, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link
^ Paul F. Tompkins' fabled "house bear".
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 16:03 (eight years ago) link
lol JF I remember thinking exactly that the fist time I saw that video
i love him so much
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 17:44 (eight years ago) link
fyi i am going to yosemite tomorrow and it's going to be exactly like that video
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 6 August 2015 06:31 (eight years ago) link
You can speak Russian?
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 6 August 2015 07:18 (eight years ago) link
please steal one
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link
jk don't do that the mama would be sad and also probably eat u
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link
nah just run rly fast so that the mama can't catch u
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link
take that bear cub
Go with a friend who runs slower than you.
― nickn, Friday, 7 August 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link
Go with a fake friend who you actually despise who runs slower than you.
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 7 August 2015 17:34 (eight years ago) link
sounds like you had a few of those at the tinashe show
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 August 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link
Just keep waving at the bear; their gregarious nature means they will stop and wave to you, allowing you to get further away.
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Friday, 7 August 2015 19:00 (eight years ago) link
http://www.11alive.com/story/news/local/2015/08/08/black-bear-caught-mid-meal-ga-work-truck/31357281/
bear say drive to me
― j., Sunday, 9 August 2015 16:50 (eight years ago) link
she drank all the grape sodas
― drash, Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/f02fd0c70b2aa9a46004f250c55356b2ba51cb5b/c=242-0-1678-1079&r=x513&c=680x510/local/-/media/WXIA/WXIA/2014/06/01//1401602075002-Still0601-00004.jpg
― drash, Sunday, 9 August 2015 17:57 (eight years ago) link
aw man. the last night I was so desperate I opened a jar of peanut butter, put it on top of the bear box, and just waited till the sun came up.
no bears said hi ;_;
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Sunday, 9 August 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/hiker-killed-grizzly-bear-yellowstone-national-park-n406656
― balls, Sunday, 9 August 2015 23:49 (eight years ago) link
she drank all the grape sodas― drash, Sunday, August 9, 2015
this was my defining detail too
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 August 2015 01:36 (eight years ago) link
yeah that was awesome, like she fed her cubs and all but first lemme drink all these grape sodas
― balls, Monday, 10 August 2015 02:51 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUIQP6cb0as
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 17:16 (eight years ago) link
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/130621153142-09-soprano-story-top.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 20:15 (eight years ago) link
cue van morrison
― balls, Wednesday, 19 August 2015 21:20 (eight years ago) link
http://static1.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.2333070.1440167273!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_635/pool.jpg
Bear family with five cubs takes over New Jersey family’s backyard and pool
― mookieproof, Friday, 21 August 2015 14:50 (eight years ago) link
Those videos are amazing.
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 21 August 2015 15:03 (eight years ago) link
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/150816113429-04-bear-img-3219-jpgjpg-exlarge-169.jpg
Hi dere
― ailsa, Friday, 21 August 2015 15:14 (eight years ago) link
lol
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 21 August 2015 15:14 (eight years ago) link
Story here: http://edition.cnn.com/2015/08/16/living/idaho-bear-head-cat-door-irpt-feat/
"Am I in time for a little smackerel of something?"
― inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Friday, 21 August 2015 17:38 (eight years ago) link
http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thisblogrules.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2010%2F02%2Fbear-in-pool.jpg&key=rXmi6BfJ0dARPU-uzwCX3g&w=600&h=311
― Lee626, Friday, 21 August 2015 18:52 (eight years ago) link
hi
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 21 August 2015 19:52 (eight years ago) link
i am going to a "bear happy hour" tonight should i say hi to the bears y/n?
hey yellowstone y ur bears no say hi to me
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CNfaFomUcAAxlLS.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 28 August 2015 14:11 (eight years ago) link
(that catflap bear ailsa posted looks high as fuck btw)
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 28 August 2015 14:14 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIhCNbdIFT4
― mookieproof, Friday, 28 August 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link
kinda burying the lede there - the gopro owner just chillin' with the bears at the end was more surprising than the bear slap (although was was pretty cool too tbh)
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 28 August 2015 15:27 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/bnGyfYE.gif
― bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:33 (eight years ago) link
"it's just a thing we do"
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:37 (eight years ago) link
I have a pretty good feeling I know how that man will die one day.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:42 (eight years ago) link
im so nervous watching that
― Spottie, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 23:04 (eight years ago) link
I bet it smells terrible in there.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 September 2015 02:05 (eight years ago) link
That guy's face doesn't look like it would smell particularly good, either
― jimmy falloff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 24 September 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link
Not after it was covered in bear slime, no.
― carl agatha, Thursday, 24 September 2015 21:25 (eight years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?t=150&v=nU5cMZymSr0
― sktsh, Thursday, 1 October 2015 11:08 (eight years ago) link
i kinda want to sponsor a national holiday in which everything that woman owns gets ritually destroyed by bears
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 October 2015 12:31 (eight years ago) link