that whole storify made my morning, thank u
― gr8080, Thursday, 30 July 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link
I started losing it at "DALE EARNHARDT DESERVED TO DIE" and completely lost my shit at "The Internet's Good Boy."
― carl agatha, Thursday, 30 July 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link
general sherman: a wonderful general
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 30 July 2015 21:29 (eight years ago) link
a fantastic tree
― balls, Thursday, 30 July 2015 21:58 (eight years ago) link
lotta backlash to this one
https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11012525_580101558795581_3034567711386924791_n.jpg?oh=377c1af1f23c9b0d877749384349969c&oe=5655FB80
― air j0rdan and max grievances (qiqing), Thursday, 30 July 2015 22:35 (eight years ago) link
I listened to the phone calls from the confederate trolling. The guy who insists he has no "northern flags" on his pickup is surprisingly polite, but I appreciate him saying he has never left the state of Texas.
― Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 30 July 2015 22:56 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kUpYQlq.jpg
― gr8080, Friday, 31 July 2015 19:57 (eight years ago) link
not sure where this belongs https://storify.com/champioz/commandeering-a-confederate-pride-group🔗weird twitter thread maybe?anyway "i saw you buying a northern flag" is just killing me
weird twitter thread maybe?
anyway "i saw you buying a northern flag" is just killing me
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Saturday, 1 August 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Saturday, 1 August 2015 15:57 (eight years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/52/5f/75/525f7577c1a37faec1f00a9a5a8b992b.jpg
the "real friends end up in jail with you" meme is always posted by people who would never end up in jail and don't actually do anything fun i guess that's the point god life is sad
― qualx, Sunday, 2 August 2015 02:47 (eight years ago) link
You can't ring people in jail, can you?
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Sunday, 2 August 2015 12:33 (eight years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/57/70/70/57707002915a56399baedbfe0edd733e.jpgam i right lol
― computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 2 August 2015 12:41 (eight years ago) link
Glad I don't ever pass through Clapham South station:
http://i62.tinypic.com/30b2p8x.jpg
― MaresNest, Sunday, 2 August 2015 17:39 (eight years ago) link
urge to add 'ce' after that wd be irresistible probly best i'm far away from thers
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 2 August 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link
🗻the "real friends end up in jail with you" meme is always posted by people who would never end up in jail and don't actually do anything fun i guess that's the point god life is sad
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Monday, 3 August 2015 02:07 (eight years ago) link
― MaresNest, Sunday, August 2, 2015 1:39 PM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
actually in turkish smiling means "to hang a prisoner of war"
― qualx, Monday, 3 August 2015 03:49 (eight years ago) link
o god i have to pay my rent
― surm, Monday, 3 August 2015 03:53 (eight years ago) link
Wow, so in England they have American-style church signs handwritten in the subways?
― Vic Perry, Monday, 3 August 2015 05:33 (eight years ago) link
Not necessarily. There's a station in North London clearly harbouring a Doctor Who fan amongst the staff.
http://i2.cdnds.net/14/32/618x824/doctorwhotube.jpg
― slideshow bob (suzy), Monday, 3 August 2015 05:43 (eight years ago) link
messages so depressingly trite that your marker commits suicide halfway through
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 August 2015 06:05 (eight years ago) link
i'd class the ability to regenerate after fatal injuries as a 'superpower'
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 3 August 2015 10:18 (eight years ago) link
p.s. Hartnell was a racist pig
― MaresNest, Monday, 3 August 2015 14:28 (eight years ago) link
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-V3BwG-OzToM/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/4C60yfT6_mo/w800-h800/photo.jpg
these are their stories
― qualx, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 03:50 (eight years ago) link
Doctor Who shit is getting right up there with "weed cures everything, man" horrible subcultures.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 03:52 (eight years ago) link
someone needs to stop this person
http://www.kasterborous.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/2014/01/Doctor-Who-Underground-Sign.png
― pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 07:07 (eight years ago) link
this one is maybe a better fir for the innocent smoothies thread, but still hateful
http://www.flickfilosopher.com/wptest/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/yetiwarning.jpg
― pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 07:08 (eight years ago) link
that one's fake though, if the artifacts do not deceive me.
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 07:11 (eight years ago) link
unless its just been multiply compressed
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 07:13 (eight years ago) link
from here: http://thenextweb.com/apps/2013/11/18/create-fake-london-underground-service-information-signs-simple-app/
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link
hmmph, fair enough. I think this one is real, though, so you can see why I might have been taken in:
http://i1.wp.com/www.kasterborous.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/2014/01/Yeti-Underground-Sign.png
― pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link
http://40.media.tumblr.com/25c571ebfa23b91b7eddc6f3c1f6f020/tumblr_nsgyoxBWXu1qjnhqgo1_1280.png
not sure if troll but lmao
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 19:51 (eight years ago) link
It's in Africa. What do I win.
― Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link
I really thought I knew, but I confused it with Botswana. True story.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:42 (eight years ago) link
Also, what kind of asshole named a lion in Zimbabwe after Cecil Rhodes?
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link
Grammar scolds vs. Geography scolds: Who is more irritating?
― Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link
athiests
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:54 (eight years ago) link
Yeah! Athiests from all those northeastern states like iowa and portland!
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:55 (eight years ago) link
pedants are all horrible but grammar nazis are aggressively rong in ways that most others often aren't
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:01 (eight years ago) link
smugly pointing out anything makes you kind of an asshole, esp grammar
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link
VG otm
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:07 (eight years ago) link
i think what's asshole-est about it is that most of the time it's used deliberately to ignore somebody's meaning - "what you say has no value cos i don't like the way you typed it"
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:13 (eight years ago) link
it's a dick move
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:20 (eight years ago) link
i'm kind of annoyed that John Oliver has legitimized the "what do you know, you couldn't even tell what country we were highlighting" schtick
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:17 (eight years ago) link
Wow. So we should all throw away our maps, is that what you are saying?
― Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:25 (eight years ago) link
exactly
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:27 (eight years ago) link
[I probably better say I'm kidding because stranger things have happened on this site]
― Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:27 (eight years ago) link
don't you backtrack with me you chickenshit idiot, i will have you banned
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:28 (eight years ago) link
http://www.elliotcowanchat.org/images/smilies/lunapic_134596700279438_1.gif
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:30 (eight years ago) link
If you were really a man you would have me burned.
But let's move on from making fun of Geography scolds, let's cut to the God scolds. I am inclined to Austin Cline. He has unspecified B.A. and M.A. degrees, has lectured on "science" and has educated people on the Internet for 15 years.
http://atheism.about.com/bio/Austin-Cline-5577.htm
― Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:31 (eight years ago) link