why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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that whole storify made my morning, thank u

gr8080, Thursday, 30 July 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link

I started losing it at "DALE EARNHARDT DESERVED TO DIE" and completely lost my shit at "The Internet's Good Boy."

carl agatha, Thursday, 30 July 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link

general sherman: a wonderful general

Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 30 July 2015 21:29 (eight years ago) link

a fantastic tree

balls, Thursday, 30 July 2015 21:58 (eight years ago) link

I listened to the phone calls from the confederate trolling. The guy who insists he has no "northern flags" on his pickup is surprisingly polite, but I appreciate him saying he has never left the state of Texas.

Upright Mammal (mh), Thursday, 30 July 2015 22:56 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/kUpYQlq.jpg

gr8080, Friday, 31 July 2015 19:57 (eight years ago) link

not sure where this belongs https://storify.com/champioz/commandeering-a-confederate-pride-group🔗

weird twitter thread maybe?

anyway "i saw you buying a northern flag" is just killing me

not sure where this belongs https://storify.com/champioz/commandeering-a-confederate-pride-group🔗

weird twitter thread maybe?

anyway "i saw you buying a northern flag" is just killing me

UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Saturday, 1 August 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link

not sure where this belongs https://storify.com/champioz/commandeering-a-confederate-pride-group🔗

weird twitter thread maybe?

anyway "i saw you buying a northern flag" is just killing me

j j j.

UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Saturday, 1 August 2015 15:57 (eight years ago) link

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/52/5f/75/525f7577c1a37faec1f00a9a5a8b992b.jpg

the "real friends end up in jail with you" meme is always posted by people who would never end up in jail and don't actually do anything fun i guess that's the point god life is sad

qualx, Sunday, 2 August 2015 02:47 (eight years ago) link

You can't ring people in jail, can you?

as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Sunday, 2 August 2015 12:33 (eight years ago) link

Glad I don't ever pass through Clapham South station:

http://i62.tinypic.com/30b2p8x.jpg

MaresNest, Sunday, 2 August 2015 17:39 (eight years ago) link

urge to add 'ce' after that wd be irresistible probly best i'm far away from thers

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 2 August 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link

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the "real friends end up in jail with you" meme is always posted by people who would never end up in jail and don't actually do anything fun i guess that's the point god life is sad

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the "real friends end up in jail with you" meme is always posted by people who would never end up in jail and don't actually do anything fun i guess that's the point god life is sad

UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Monday, 3 August 2015 02:07 (eight years ago) link

http://i62.tinypic.com/30b2p8x.jpg

― MaresNest, Sunday, August 2, 2015 1:39 PM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

actually in turkish smiling means "to hang a prisoner of war"

qualx, Monday, 3 August 2015 03:49 (eight years ago) link

o god i have to pay my rent

surm, Monday, 3 August 2015 03:53 (eight years ago) link

Wow, so in England they have American-style church signs handwritten in the subways?

Vic Perry, Monday, 3 August 2015 05:33 (eight years ago) link

Not necessarily. There's a station in North London clearly harbouring a Doctor Who fan amongst the staff.

http://i2.cdnds.net/14/32/618x824/doctorwhotube.jpg

slideshow bob (suzy), Monday, 3 August 2015 05:43 (eight years ago) link

http://i2.cdnds.net/14/32/618x824/doctorwhotube.jpg

slideshow bob (suzy), Monday, 3 August 2015 05:43 (eight years ago) link

messages so depressingly trite that your marker commits suicide halfway through

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 August 2015 06:05 (eight years ago) link

i'd class the ability to regenerate after fatal injuries as a 'superpower'

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 3 August 2015 10:18 (eight years ago) link

p.s. Hartnell was a racist pig

MaresNest, Monday, 3 August 2015 14:28 (eight years ago) link

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-V3BwG-OzToM/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/4C60yfT6_mo/w800-h800/photo.jpg

these are their stories

qualx, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 03:50 (eight years ago) link

Doctor Who shit is getting right up there with "weed cures everything, man" horrible subcultures.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 03:52 (eight years ago) link

this one is maybe a better fir for the innocent smoothies thread, but still hateful

http://www.flickfilosopher.com/wptest/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/yetiwarning.jpg

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 07:08 (eight years ago) link

that one's fake though, if the artifacts do not deceive me.

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 07:11 (eight years ago) link

unless its just been multiply compressed

2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 07:13 (eight years ago) link

hmmph, fair enough. I think this one is real, though, so you can see why I might have been taken in:

http://i1.wp.com/www.kasterborous.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/2014/01/Yeti-Underground-Sign.png

pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link

It's in Africa. What do I win.

Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link

I really thought I knew, but I confused it with Botswana. True story.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:42 (eight years ago) link

Also, what kind of asshole named a lion in Zimbabwe after Cecil Rhodes?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link

Grammar scolds vs. Geography scolds: Who is more irritating?

Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link

athiests

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:54 (eight years ago) link

Yeah! Athiests from all those northeastern states like iowa and portland!

Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:55 (eight years ago) link

pedants are all horrible but grammar nazis are aggressively rong in ways that most others often aren't

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:01 (eight years ago) link

smugly pointing out anything makes you kind of an asshole, esp grammar

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link

VG otm

La Lechera, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:07 (eight years ago) link

i think what's asshole-est about it is that most of the time it's used deliberately to ignore somebody's meaning - "what you say has no value cos i don't like the way you typed it"

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:13 (eight years ago) link

it's a dick move

La Lechera, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:20 (eight years ago) link

i'm kind of annoyed that John Oliver has legitimized the "what do you know, you couldn't even tell what country we were highlighting" schtick

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:17 (eight years ago) link

Wow. So we should all throw away our maps, is that what you are saying?

Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:25 (eight years ago) link

exactly

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:27 (eight years ago) link

[I probably better say I'm kidding because stranger things have happened on this site]

Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:27 (eight years ago) link

don't you backtrack with me you chickenshit idiot, i will have you banned

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:28 (eight years ago) link

If you were really a man you would have me burned.

But let's move on from making fun of Geography scolds, let's cut to the God scolds. I am inclined to Austin Cline. He has unspecified B.A. and M.A. degrees, has lectured on "science" and has educated people on the Internet for 15 years.

http://atheism.about.com/bio/Austin-Cline-5577.htm

Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:31 (eight years ago) link


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