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any particular reason you've chosen hot dogs for this question j? literally everything can be categorised as either a sandwich or not a sandwich

your mom is

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:06 (eight years ago) link

A hot dog sandwich is always a sandwich. A hot dog is sometimes a sandwich. A cheese dog is never a sandwich. A chili dog is two sandwiches, surprisingly enough.

You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link

what about a corn dog?

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:14 (eight years ago) link

like a 360-degree sandwich

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:14 (eight years ago) link

Negative sandwich.

You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link

I have seen quasi-serious discussion of whether a hot dog is, or is not, a taco.

http://the-toast.net/tag/is-a-hot-dog-a-taco/

I have not seen (until now) discussion of whether a hot dog is a sandwich.

This raises (not begs) questions like: is a sandwich a taco? Is a taco a sandwich? The world awaits.

If stuff-in-a-pita is a sandwich, then why not a quesadilla or calzone?

Ye Mad Puffin, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link

A pizza folded in half is basically a taco.

You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link

http://www.midcenturymenu.com/2013/02/frankfurter-loaf-1967/

hunangarage, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link

stunned

j., Friday, 31 July 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link

a copernican revolution

j., Friday, 31 July 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link

#notallbeef

how's life, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link

A pizza folded in half is basically a taco.

And a taco folded in half is... a messy shirt.

Ye Mad Puffin, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:22 (eight years ago) link

so if you take a couple of slices of frankfurter loaf and spread some egg salad between them that's definitely a sandwich right

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:23 (eight years ago) link

yes

dead (Lamp), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:24 (eight years ago) link

a taco folded on itself several times is heading into like a savoury baklava situation imo

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:25 (eight years ago) link

Pass gravy and barbecue sauce.

This got me a trip to the emergency room once.

rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:25 (eight years ago) link

sure why not

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:27 (eight years ago) link

ftr I was composing my poll while on a conference call and completely missed mattressless's post

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link

damn this is a hot topic in 2015

john hodgman and hannibal buress and now ILX weighing in

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:30 (eight years ago) link

on the menu at the O hot dogs are listed in a separate category from sandwiches, this answers the question, praise be to God

droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link

xp greasy finger feeling around in the forearm fat for a faint pulse

j., Friday, 31 July 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link

euler surely you of all people must see that that could be a merely verbal distinction

j., Friday, 31 July 2015 15:32 (eight years ago) link

back to the meats themselves!!!

j., Friday, 31 July 2015 15:32 (eight years ago) link

tbh I just want a plate of fries from the O

the objectivity of the sandwich is not affected by the fact it is a matter of our arbitrary choice which part of all the food on the earth we mark off and elect to call "the sandwich".

droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link

the sandwich fusion

not to be confused with a fusion sandwich

j., Friday, 31 July 2015 16:04 (eight years ago) link

The Weather Report Reuben

You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link

is a hot dog identical to a hot dog in a bun

droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link

well how could it be if a bun is not nothing

j., Friday, 31 July 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link

Is a hot dog on a bun more or less of a sandwich if the bun it is on is not a hot dog bun?

http://assets.kraftfoods.com/recipe_images/New_Orleans_Curly_Dogs.jpg

You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link

What about a Tornado?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-G2OrSefHCLM/TyKhleTOeyI/AAAAAAAAE4k/9kLgcDl8Oxw/s1600/photo.JPG

how's life, Friday, 31 July 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link

this might be a good thread if it were possible to argue that a hot dog is a sandwich, but seeing as it is impossible, no one has taken it up to do so & thus the thread sucks

Songs that sound like SimCopter (sleepingbag), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:26 (eight years ago) link

not unlike the foregone conclusion of a thread polling whether you suck then

j., Friday, 31 July 2015 17:27 (eight years ago) link

oh my goddddd. someone lock this shit and bump the viking thread plz

Songs that sound like SimCopter (sleepingbag), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:29 (eight years ago) link

what even is a sandwich really i mean

You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:37 (eight years ago) link

"hot dog" is ambiguous about whether it has a bun imo

droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link

trying to define the problem away eh

j., Friday, 31 July 2015 17:42 (eight years ago) link

a sandwich is something with another two somethings on the outsides of it

the kfc double down is called a sandwich ffs

XXP come on we're talking about a hot dog in a bun like regular people eat, we're not asking if a hot dog cut up and put in macaroni and cheese is a sandwich, don't add fuel to this not-a-sandwich truther nonsense

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:42 (eight years ago) link

But is a hot dog piece between two macaronis a sandwich? Is that just a plateful of mini sandwiches? Things that make you go hmmm.

You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link

I am impressed that we got this far before someone wrote "resulting paste"

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link

A pizza folded in half is basically a taco.

― You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, July 31, 2015 11:15 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i am leaving ILX over this post

welltris (crüt), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:49 (eight years ago) link

But is a hot dog piece between two macaronis a sandwich? Is that just a plateful of mini sandwiches? Things that make you go hmmm.

― You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch)

things that make me go yummmmm.

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:52 (eight years ago) link

crüt, does it soften the blow if I tell you that a flattened taco is also basically a pizza?

You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link

Food is basically all the same except for how it's folded, is the takeaway.

You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:57 (eight years ago) link

basically just excrement with unextracted nutrients, is what you're saying

j., Friday, 31 July 2015 17:57 (eight years ago) link

xxp goddammit, a flattened taco is a tostada, I will brook no opposition on this.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:59 (eight years ago) link

and an unflattened hamburger on a bun is a meatball hoagie, we could do this all day

a hot dog is a sandwich

Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Friday, 31 July 2015 18:05 (eight years ago) link

Tostada is just another name for pizza, iirc?

You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 18:06 (eight years ago) link

If you squeeze a hot dog out of the package and into your mouth it's basically a Gogurt.

You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 18:07 (eight years ago) link

"Sometimes a hotdog is just a hotdog (by the way, this must be written as one word, as it is a compound noun; "hot dog" describes a dog… that is hot). "

people who think English is German:

Sarah Stroup, Philologist and Professor of Classics, University of Washington
Jesse Sheidlower, Lexicographer, Columbia University; Former Editor-at-Large, The Oxford English Dictionary
Frankie Huang, Consulting Semiotician
J.D. Connor, Associate Professor, Media Studies, School of Cinematic Arts, University of Southern California
Jim Lohmar, Senior Lecturer of Classical Languages, College of Charleston

adam t. (abanana), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 15:48 (one month ago) link

hot dog describes a sandwich
hotdog describes skiing

adam t. (abanana), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 15:51 (one month ago) link

I'm on Team 'It's a Weird Sandwich, But Close Enough', in part because if it ain't a sandwich, then it's a freak of nature.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 15:53 (one month ago) link

I think in degrees of sandwichness. A hot dog is more of a sandwich that than a chair is a sandwich.

But a BLT is more of a sandwich than a hot dog is.

alpaca lips now (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:52 (one month ago) link

Please see this story in which a man in New Zealand and a man in Spain Noth placed bread on the ground at the same time. For a brief time, the earth and everything on it was a sandwich.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/environment/a30633840/earth-sandwich/

alpaca lips now (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 19:55 (one month ago) link

Last night I was thinking that a definition of "sandwich" might be: some sort of protein wrapped in some sort of carbs, which would make you, dear reader, a sandwich—and I am a sandwich, as well.

This is funny, and this may be an idiotic question, but which part of the human body is a carb now?

Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 20:14 (one month ago) link

mmmm parts of yr liver really and that's about it

gbx, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 20:17 (one month ago) link

You are meat in a skin casing. You are a sausage.

alpaca lips now (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 22:00 (one month ago) link

“You’d expect supermarkets around the world to have the exact same kind [of bread],” Naude told The World. “Apparently not.”

visiting, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 22:11 (one month ago) link

What?

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 00:33 (one month ago) link

this debate is a clear broth

145 feet up in a Jeffrey Pine (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 02:29 (one month ago) link


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