any particular reason you've chosen hot dogs for this question j? literally everything can be categorised as either a sandwich or not a sandwich
your mom is
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:06 (eight years ago) link
A hot dog sandwich is always a sandwich. A hot dog is sometimes a sandwich. A cheese dog is never a sandwich. A chili dog is two sandwiches, surprisingly enough.
― You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:10 (eight years ago) link
what about a corn dog?
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:14 (eight years ago) link
like a 360-degree sandwich
Negative sandwich.
― You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link
I have seen quasi-serious discussion of whether a hot dog is, or is not, a taco.
http://the-toast.net/tag/is-a-hot-dog-a-taco/
I have not seen (until now) discussion of whether a hot dog is a sandwich.
This raises (not begs) questions like: is a sandwich a taco? Is a taco a sandwich? The world awaits.
If stuff-in-a-pita is a sandwich, then why not a quesadilla or calzone?
― Ye Mad Puffin, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:15 (eight years ago) link
A pizza folded in half is basically a taco.
http://www.midcenturymenu.com/2013/02/frankfurter-loaf-1967/
― hunangarage, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link
stunned
― j., Friday, 31 July 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link
a copernican revolution
#notallbeef
― how's life, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link
https://my.vanderbilt.edu/johnmcjunkins/files/2013/02/nicolaus-copernicus.jpghttp://www.indypartyrentals.com/items/Gold_Medal_Lil_Diggity_Hot_Dog_Roller_Grill/gm8023%5B1%5D.jpg
― j., Friday, 31 July 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link
And a taco folded in half is... a messy shirt.
― Ye Mad Puffin, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:22 (eight years ago) link
so if you take a couple of slices of frankfurter loaf and spread some egg salad between them that's definitely a sandwich right
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:23 (eight years ago) link
yes
― dead (Lamp), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:24 (eight years ago) link
a taco folded on itself several times is heading into like a savoury baklava situation imo
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:25 (eight years ago) link
Pass gravy and barbecue sauce.
This got me a trip to the emergency room once.
― rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:25 (eight years ago) link
Is this a sandwich y/n
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5pssQET93R4/UIy7YH7DPzI/AAAAAAAADgk/_B9MamkIRng/s1600/011.jpg
― You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:26 (eight years ago) link
sure why not
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 31 July 2015 15:27 (eight years ago) link
ftr I was composing my poll while on a conference call and completely missed mattressless's post
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:28 (eight years ago) link
damn this is a hot topic in 2015
john hodgman and hannibal buress and now ILX weighing in
― Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:30 (eight years ago) link
on the menu at the O hot dogs are listed in a separate category from sandwiches, this answers the question, praise be to God
― droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link
xp greasy finger feeling around in the forearm fat for a faint pulse
― j., Friday, 31 July 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link
euler surely you of all people must see that that could be a merely verbal distinction
― j., Friday, 31 July 2015 15:32 (eight years ago) link
back to the meats themselves!!!
tbh I just want a plate of fries from the O
the objectivity of the sandwich is not affected by the fact it is a matter of our arbitrary choice which part of all the food on the earth we mark off and elect to call "the sandwich".
― droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 31 July 2015 15:59 (eight years ago) link
the sandwich fusion
not to be confused with a fusion sandwich
― j., Friday, 31 July 2015 16:04 (eight years ago) link
The Weather Report Reuben
― You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link
is a hot dog identical to a hot dog in a bun
― droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link
well how could it be if a bun is not nothing
― j., Friday, 31 July 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link
Is a hot dog on a bun more or less of a sandwich if the bun it is on is not a hot dog bun?
http://assets.kraftfoods.com/recipe_images/New_Orleans_Curly_Dogs.jpg
― You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link
What about a Tornado?
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-G2OrSefHCLM/TyKhleTOeyI/AAAAAAAAE4k/9kLgcDl8Oxw/s1600/photo.JPG
― how's life, Friday, 31 July 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link
this might be a good thread if it were possible to argue that a hot dog is a sandwich, but seeing as it is impossible, no one has taken it up to do so & thus the thread sucks
― Songs that sound like SimCopter (sleepingbag), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:26 (eight years ago) link
not unlike the foregone conclusion of a thread polling whether you suck then
― j., Friday, 31 July 2015 17:27 (eight years ago) link
oh my goddddd. someone lock this shit and bump the viking thread plz
― Songs that sound like SimCopter (sleepingbag), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:29 (eight years ago) link
what even is a sandwich really i mean
― You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:37 (eight years ago) link
"hot dog" is ambiguous about whether it has a bun imo
― droit au butt (Euler), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link
trying to define the problem away eh
― j., Friday, 31 July 2015 17:42 (eight years ago) link
a sandwich is something with another two somethings on the outsides of it
the kfc double down is called a sandwich ffs
XXP come on we're talking about a hot dog in a bun like regular people eat, we're not asking if a hot dog cut up and put in macaroni and cheese is a sandwich, don't add fuel to this not-a-sandwich truther nonsense
― Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:42 (eight years ago) link
But is a hot dog piece between two macaronis a sandwich? Is that just a plateful of mini sandwiches? Things that make you go hmmm.
― You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link
I am impressed that we got this far before someone wrote "resulting paste"
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link
A pizza folded in half is basically a taco.― You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, July 31, 2015 11:15 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, July 31, 2015 11:15 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i am leaving ILX over this post
― welltris (crüt), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:49 (eight years ago) link
― You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch)
things that make me go yummmmm.
― Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:52 (eight years ago) link
crüt, does it soften the blow if I tell you that a flattened taco is also basically a pizza?
― You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
Food is basically all the same except for how it's folded, is the takeaway.
― You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:57 (eight years ago) link
basically just excrement with unextracted nutrients, is what you're saying
― j., Friday, 31 July 2015 17:57 (eight years ago) link
xxp goddammit, a flattened taco is a tostada, I will brook no opposition on this.
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Friday, 31 July 2015 17:59 (eight years ago) link
and an unflattened hamburger on a bun is a meatball hoagie, we could do this all day
a hot dog is a sandwich
― Bouncy Castlevania (Will M.), Friday, 31 July 2015 18:05 (eight years ago) link
Tostada is just another name for pizza, iirc?
― You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 18:06 (eight years ago) link
If you squeeze a hot dog out of the package and into your mouth it's basically a Gogurt.
― You open your face and all that comes out is garbage. (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 July 2015 18:07 (eight years ago) link
"Sometimes a hotdog is just a hotdog (by the way, this must be written as one word, as it is a compound noun; "hot dog" describes a dog… that is hot). "
people who think English is German:
Sarah Stroup, Philologist and Professor of Classics, University of Washington Jesse Sheidlower, Lexicographer, Columbia University; Former Editor-at-Large, The Oxford English DictionaryFrankie Huang, Consulting SemioticianJ.D. Connor, Associate Professor, Media Studies, School of Cinematic Arts, University of Southern CaliforniaJim Lohmar, Senior Lecturer of Classical Languages, College of Charleston
― adam t. (abanana), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 15:48 (one month ago) link
hot dog describes a sandwichhotdog describes skiing
― adam t. (abanana), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 15:51 (one month ago) link
I'm on Team 'It's a Weird Sandwich, But Close Enough', in part because if it ain't a sandwich, then it's a freak of nature.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 15:53 (one month ago) link
I think in degrees of sandwichness. A hot dog is more of a sandwich that than a chair is a sandwich.
But a BLT is more of a sandwich than a hot dog is.
― alpaca lips now (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 18:52 (one month ago) link
Please see this story in which a man in New Zealand and a man in Spain Noth placed bread on the ground at the same time. For a brief time, the earth and everything on it was a sandwich.
https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/environment/a30633840/earth-sandwich/
― alpaca lips now (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 19:55 (one month ago) link
Last night I was thinking that a definition of "sandwich" might be: some sort of protein wrapped in some sort of carbs, which would make you, dear reader, a sandwich—and I am a sandwich, as well.
This is funny, and this may be an idiotic question, but which part of the human body is a carb now?
― Jordan s/t (Jordan), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 20:14 (one month ago) link
mmmm parts of yr liver really and that's about it
― gbx, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 20:17 (one month ago) link
You are meat in a skin casing. You are a sausage.
― alpaca lips now (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 19 March 2024 22:00 (one month ago) link
“You’d expect supermarkets around the world to have the exact same kind [of bread],” Naude told The World. “Apparently not.”
― visiting, Tuesday, 19 March 2024 22:11 (one month ago) link
What?
― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 00:33 (one month ago) link
this debate is a clear broth
― 145 feet up in a Jeffrey Pine (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 20 March 2024 02:29 (one month ago) link