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Her big eyes, curvy figure and cascading brunette locks are the Colombian beauty's trademarks.

sarahell, Sunday, 2 August 2015 08:21 (eight years ago) link

quotas

irl lol (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 August 2015 09:16 (eight years ago) link

it's like we're living in a new Augustan age

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 August 2015 14:51 (eight years ago) link

I'm like half boggling that "why does female folks never want to rock" is a thread in the present day, half remembering the time wight dorke started a similarly imbecilic thread but later admitted the whole thing was a pathetic attempt to get branwell's attention from across the playground so that might be a thing

Don't know which option makes me less depressed

j.enjoyhotdogs (wins), Sunday, 2 August 2015 15:03 (eight years ago) link

gross

irl lol (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 August 2015 15:11 (eight years ago) link

I'm sayin

j.enjoyhotdogs (wins), Sunday, 2 August 2015 15:18 (eight years ago) link

u said it mate

irl lol (darraghmac), Sunday, 2 August 2015 15:19 (eight years ago) link

enough, enough, what's wrong with me?

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Monday, 3 August 2015 12:01 (eight years ago) link

They had come to a stream which twisted and tumbled between high rocky banks, and Christopher Robin saw at once how dangerous it was.

"It's just the place," he explained, "for an Ambush."

"What sort of bush?" whispered Pooh to Piglet. "A gorse-bush?"

"My dear Pooh," said Owl in his superior way, "don't you know what an Ambush is?"

"Owl," said Piglet, looking round at him severely, "Pooh's whisper was a perfectly private whisper, and there was no need----"

"An Ambush," said Owl, "is a sort of Surprise."

"So is a gorse-bush sometimes," said Pooh.

"An Ambush, as I was about to explain to Pooh," said Piglet, "is a sort of Surprise."

"If people jump out at you suddenly, that's an Ambush," said Owl.

"It's an Ambush, Pooh, when people jump at you suddenly," explained Piglet.

Pooh, who now knew what an Ambush was, said that a gorse-bush had sprung at him suddenly one day when he fell off a tree, and he had taken six days to get all the prickles out of himself.

"We are not talking about gorse-bushes," said Owl a little crossly.

"I am," said Pooh.

playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Monday, 3 August 2015 12:16 (eight years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/birdnestsoup/bop.jpg nuclear holocaust

feargal czukay (NickB), Monday, 3 August 2015 12:17 (eight years ago) link

Beside the rivering waters of, hitherandthithering waters of.

drash, Thursday, 6 August 2015 09:23 (eight years ago) link

errant full stop?

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 August 2015 09:54 (eight years ago) link

never mind, my bad

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 August 2015 09:55 (eight years ago) link

you're like the wizard of oz only when i pull back the curtain of your endless cynicism there is NOTHING THERE

Credit: howtokeepapositiveattitudedotcom (stevie), Thursday, 6 August 2015 15:29 (eight years ago) link

can someone say whatever thing it is that makes her go away again?

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Sunday, 9 August 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link

^otm, that's why i'm hoping it wasn't painful as i imagine it might have been

drash, Monday, 10 August 2015 18:31 (eight years ago) link

can a mod add "by bands" to this thread title please?

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 10:07 (eight years ago) link

lost, unfinished, mythical, terrible, gay, homo, awful, house, music

killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link

need a new thread

irl lol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link

it's kinda embarrassing to observe your dysfunctional mental state at work

sarahell, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:09 (eight years ago) link

musha that could be for any of us

irl lol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link

wait i'm not at work

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 21:31 (eight years ago) link

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irl lol (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 21:39 (eight years ago) link

Another hot take from the dumbest person on ILE.

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 16:29 (eight years ago) link

brogffs

irl lol (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 August 2015 17:06 (eight years ago) link

ironic opening image for one of these threads

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 13 August 2015 11:01 (eight years ago) link

Brisbane weather a pox on thee! Who cares if it's 28 in June if you can't hold a decent cricket test. Bah Humbug, bring on the Adelaide test..it never rains here!!
Next thing you know these Indian pie chuckers will actually think they can bowl!

regards,

REB

killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Thursday, 13 August 2015 21:45 (eight years ago) link

This is the textual equivalent of walking into various establishments you have no reason to visit and loudly declaring "Hmmph! Not for me!" to the proprietors and clientele before exiting with your head held high in self-righteous triumph. And also you're masturbating the whole time.

Grilled Floam In A Gak Reduction (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 August 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link

can't decide if that's a post you had second thought about or a meta post about this thread

or both i suppose

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2015 18:38 (eight years ago) link

this thread is the equivalent of deciding not to do so surely?

killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Friday, 14 August 2015 18:40 (eight years ago) link

that wd be my feeling but i am notably insensitive

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2015 18:44 (eight years ago) link

also masturbating the whole time

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link

PS. I am w---ing as I write this

killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Friday, 14 August 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link

i've some puns

oh, i am a lonlely poster. i live in a box of posts. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 14 August 2015 20:08 (eight years ago) link

Other threads are available.

passive aggressive DN (onimo), Sunday, 16 August 2015 12:36 (eight years ago) link

oh I don't think anyone reading the thread thought you'd say anything less corny as fuck than that

slothroprhymes, Sunday, 16 August 2015 23:25 (eight years ago) link

doing a solid job of not turning my own unhappiness into snide mockery of shitty ideas and opinions this week

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 August 2015 11:43 (eight years ago) link

An inside source told me he is innocent. Two racist skinheads did it. One of them lived in my hometown.

Fake Sam's Club Membership (I M Losted), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 17:37 (eight years ago) link

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bombsover# (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 18:33 (eight years ago) link

these threads are literally indistinguishable from yelp reviews at this point

cis terfs /r/ doing it for themselves (wins), Thursday, 20 August 2015 09:52 (eight years ago) link

#ughatmywordvoms #vombs #hashtagconvert #notreally

drash, Thursday, 20 August 2015 10:36 (eight years ago) link

ahahaha just found this thread

you really are the most amazing hipster

Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Thursday, 20 August 2015 20:52 (eight years ago) link

a South African who happens to be good at running and has a couple of artificial limbs

― Neil S, Wednesday, August 19, 2015 10:18 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I feel this way about every attempt to make differently abled athletes "inspiring." No, the fact that a guy who has 100% use of his arms, but not his legs, does wheelchair races, is not "inspiring." His arms work normally, and that's what you use to operate a wheelchair. Same with running with state-of-the-art artificial limbs. No more or less "inspiring" than other athletes. Is it inspiring when a person with glasses reads a book?

five six and (man alive), Friday, 21 August 2015 04:23 (eight years ago) link

exciting threads where for some reason fans of shitty indie bands rip on some shitty indie band that looks identical to the shit these people enjoy

bombsover# (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 August 2015 07:03 (eight years ago) link

this sort of shit is why people don't like you

Credit: howtokeepapositiveattitudedotcom (stevie), Friday, 21 August 2015 08:03 (eight years ago) link


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