🗻the "real friends end up in jail with you" meme is always posted by people who would never end up in jail and don't actually do anything fun i guess that's the point god life is sad
the "real friends end up in jail with you" meme is always posted by people who would never end up in jail and don't actually do anything fun i guess that's the point god life is sad
― UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Monday, 3 August 2015 02:07 (eight years ago) link
http://i62.tinypic.com/30b2p8x.jpg
― MaresNest, Sunday, August 2, 2015 1:39 PM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
actually in turkish smiling means "to hang a prisoner of war"
― qualx, Monday, 3 August 2015 03:49 (eight years ago) link
o god i have to pay my rent
― surm, Monday, 3 August 2015 03:53 (eight years ago) link
Wow, so in England they have American-style church signs handwritten in the subways?
― Vic Perry, Monday, 3 August 2015 05:33 (eight years ago) link
Not necessarily. There's a station in North London clearly harbouring a Doctor Who fan amongst the staff.
http://i2.cdnds.net/14/32/618x824/doctorwhotube.jpg
― slideshow bob (suzy), Monday, 3 August 2015 05:43 (eight years ago) link
messages so depressingly trite that your marker commits suicide halfway through
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Monday, 3 August 2015 06:05 (eight years ago) link
i'd class the ability to regenerate after fatal injuries as a 'superpower'
― bizarro gazzara, Monday, 3 August 2015 10:18 (eight years ago) link
p.s. Hartnell was a racist pig
― MaresNest, Monday, 3 August 2015 14:28 (eight years ago) link
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-V3BwG-OzToM/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/4C60yfT6_mo/w800-h800/photo.jpg
these are their stories
― qualx, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 03:50 (eight years ago) link
Doctor Who shit is getting right up there with "weed cures everything, man" horrible subcultures.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 03:52 (eight years ago) link
someone needs to stop this person
http://www.kasterborous.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/2014/01/Doctor-Who-Underground-Sign.png
― pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 07:07 (eight years ago) link
this one is maybe a better fir for the innocent smoothies thread, but still hateful
http://www.flickfilosopher.com/wptest/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/yetiwarning.jpg
― pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 07:08 (eight years ago) link
that one's fake though, if the artifacts do not deceive me.
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 07:11 (eight years ago) link
unless its just been multiply compressed
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 07:13 (eight years ago) link
from here: http://thenextweb.com/apps/2013/11/18/create-fake-london-underground-service-information-signs-simple-app/
― 2011’s flagrantly ceremonious rock-opera (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 15:05 (eight years ago) link
hmmph, fair enough. I think this one is real, though, so you can see why I might have been taken in:
http://i1.wp.com/www.kasterborous.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/2014/01/Yeti-Underground-Sign.png
― pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link
http://40.media.tumblr.com/25c571ebfa23b91b7eddc6f3c1f6f020/tumblr_nsgyoxBWXu1qjnhqgo1_1280.png
not sure if troll but lmao
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 19:51 (eight years ago) link
It's in Africa. What do I win.
― Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link
I really thought I knew, but I confused it with Botswana. True story.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:42 (eight years ago) link
Also, what kind of asshole named a lion in Zimbabwe after Cecil Rhodes?
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link
Grammar scolds vs. Geography scolds: Who is more irritating?
― Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:53 (eight years ago) link
athiests
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:54 (eight years ago) link
Yeah! Athiests from all those northeastern states like iowa and portland!
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 20:55 (eight years ago) link
pedants are all horrible but grammar nazis are aggressively rong in ways that most others often aren't
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:01 (eight years ago) link
smugly pointing out anything makes you kind of an asshole, esp grammar
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link
VG otm
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:07 (eight years ago) link
i think what's asshole-est about it is that most of the time it's used deliberately to ignore somebody's meaning - "what you say has no value cos i don't like the way you typed it"
― the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:13 (eight years ago) link
it's a dick move
― La Lechera, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 21:20 (eight years ago) link
i'm kind of annoyed that John Oliver has legitimized the "what do you know, you couldn't even tell what country we were highlighting" schtick
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:17 (eight years ago) link
Wow. So we should all throw away our maps, is that what you are saying?
― Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:25 (eight years ago) link
exactly
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:27 (eight years ago) link
[I probably better say I'm kidding because stranger things have happened on this site]
― Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:27 (eight years ago) link
don't you backtrack with me you chickenshit idiot, i will have you banned
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:28 (eight years ago) link
http://www.elliotcowanchat.org/images/smilies/lunapic_134596700279438_1.gif
― let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:30 (eight years ago) link
If you were really a man you would have me burned.
But let's move on from making fun of Geography scolds, let's cut to the God scolds. I am inclined to Austin Cline. He has unspecified B.A. and M.A. degrees, has lectured on "science" and has educated people on the Internet for 15 years.
http://atheism.about.com/bio/Austin-Cline-5577.htm
― Vic Perry, Tuesday, 4 August 2015 22:31 (eight years ago) link
man elizabeth warren's crushing joke about the 1890s or 1950s just gets more and more amazing i can't believe anyone would still defend defunding baby-killing after that
― j., Thursday, 6 August 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/s960x960/11794237_10207427006177419_1189836782173445041_o.jpg
― provolonely (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 August 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link
mommy??!??
― j., Friday, 7 August 2015 14:35 (eight years ago) link
If you can't point out Zimbawe on a map, you shouldn't be too upset when they lose a lion.
If you can't point out Treblinka on a map...
― Aimless, Friday, 7 August 2015 16:50 (eight years ago) link
lol I was just gonna post something along the same lines
― five six and (man alive), Friday, 7 August 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link
Actually, pedantry is often funny and fun to deploy, actually
Like 90% of this thread is smugly pointing something out
― killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Friday, 7 August 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link
Grammar pricks are still shit tho ftmp
― killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Friday, 7 August 2015 17:22 (eight years ago) link
sorry I misquoted vg there
― killfile with that .exe, you goon (wins), Friday, 7 August 2015 17:23 (eight years ago) link
<3
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 August 2015 17:42 (eight years ago) link
"Smugly"is in the eye of the beholder, like nagging
― La Lechera, Friday, 7 August 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
― Aimless, Friday, August 7, 2015 4:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― five six and (man alive), Friday, August 7, 2015 5:12 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It doesn't really work.
― tsrobodo, Friday, 7 August 2015 18:16 (eight years ago) link
I can't point you out on a map, therefore I don't care.
― Aimless, Friday, 7 August 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link
Yeah, does work that way African animals >>> African people.
― tsrobodo, Friday, 7 August 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link