why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

messages so depressingly trite that your marker commits suicide halfway through

i'd class the ability to regenerate after fatal injuries as a 'superpower'

p.s. Hartnell was a racist pig

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-V3BwG-OzToM/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/4C60yfT6_mo/w800-h800/photo.jpg

these are their stories

Doctor Who shit is getting right up there with "weed cures everything, man" horrible subcultures.

someone needs to stop this person

http://www.kasterborous.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/2014/01/Doctor-Who-Underground-Sign.png

this one is maybe a better fir for the innocent smoothies thread, but still hateful

http://www.flickfilosopher.com/wptest/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/yetiwarning.jpg

that one's fake though, if the artifacts do not deceive me.

unless its just been multiply compressed

from here: http://thenextweb.com/apps/2013/11/18/create-fake-london-underground-service-information-signs-simple-app/

hmmph, fair enough. I think this one is real, though, so you can see why I might have been taken in:

http://i1.wp.com/www.kasterborous.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/2014/01/Yeti-Underground-Sign.png

http://40.media.tumblr.com/25c571ebfa23b91b7eddc6f3c1f6f020/tumblr_nsgyoxBWXu1qjnhqgo1_1280.png

not sure if troll but lmao

It's in Africa. What do I win.

I really thought I knew, but I confused it with Botswana. True story.

Also, what kind of asshole named a lion in Zimbabwe after Cecil Rhodes?

Grammar scolds vs. Geography scolds: Who is more irritating?

athiests

Yeah! Athiests from all those northeastern states like iowa and portland!

pedants are all horrible but grammar nazis are aggressively rong in ways that most others often aren't

smugly pointing out anything makes you kind of an asshole, esp grammar

VG otm

i think what's asshole-est about it is that most of the time it's used deliberately to ignore somebody's meaning - "what you say has no value cos i don't like the way you typed it"

it's a dick move

i'm kind of annoyed that John Oliver has legitimized the "what do you know, you couldn't even tell what country we were highlighting" schtick

Wow. So we should all throw away our maps, is that what you are saying?

exactly

[I probably better say I'm kidding because stranger things have happened on this site]

don't you backtrack with me you chickenshit idiot, i will have you banned

http://www.elliotcowanchat.org/images/smilies/lunapic_134596700279438_1.gif

If you were really a man you would have me burned.

But let's move on from making fun of Geography scolds, let's cut to the God scolds. I am inclined to Austin Cline. He has unspecified B.A. and M.A. degrees, has lectured on "science" and has educated people on the Internet for 15 years.

http://atheism.about.com/bio/Austin-Cline-5577.htm

man elizabeth warren's crushing joke about the 1890s or 1950s just gets more and more amazing i can't believe anyone would still defend defunding baby-killing after that

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/s960x960/11794237_10207427006177419_1189836782173445041_o.jpg

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t31.0-8/s960x960/11794237_10207427006177419_1189836782173445041_o.jpg

mommy??!??

If you can't point out Zimbawe on a map, you shouldn't be too upset when they lose a lion.

If you can't point out Treblinka on a map...

lol I was just gonna post something along the same lines

Actually, pedantry is often funny and fun to deploy, actually

Like 90% of this thread is smugly pointing something out

Grammar pricks are still shit tho ftmp

sorry I misquoted vg there

<3

"Smugly"is in the eye of the beholder, like nagging

If you can't point out Treblinka on a map...

― Aimless, Friday, August 7, 2015 4:50 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol I was just gonna post something along the same lines

― five six and (man alive), Friday, August 7, 2015 5:12 PM (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It doesn't really work.

I can't point you out on a map, therefore I don't care.

Yeah, does work that way African animals >>> African people.

http://i.imgur.com/yy0uMAI.jpg

I dunno that's a pretty weird looking kid if you ask me.

why is it wearing a nappy over its dungarees

Because it was made in a unique way and you are part of the problem

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11011546_10154532392002588_2015620008495121829_n.jpg

ugh

http://41.media.tumblr.com/7ccb2e5af1a162cc872345ac174a5db1/tumblr_nsn17jYyB01qgcoueo1_500.jpg

basically people who don't understand how literally anything works have a lot to say about facebook