There's one horrific ad where a cat is walking around a bath-tub with an irritating Yorkshire bumpkin voiceover blaring stuff like "Oscar lahks to play around me bath! And ya just gotta laugh, when he sniffs round that plug'ole!". Ugh.
And also "It's better to get Curanail than be a Criminail!". Words fail me.
― JTS (JTS), Sunday, 16 July 2006 01:11 (seventeen years ago) link
the anti-smoking ads they run here in NY with the tracheotomy guy.
― Jimmy Mod: NOIZE BOARD GRIL COMPARISON ANALYST (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 16 July 2006 02:06 (seventeen years ago) link
― chap who would dare to start Raaatpackin (chap), Sunday, 16 July 2006 11:53 (seventeen years ago) link
Oh yeah and ‘you think you look the business, she thinks you look like a cocksucker. REACT.’ Fuck off.
― Mark Lane (bob2), Monday, 17 July 2006 01:11 (seventeen years ago) link
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― nervous (cochere), Monday, 17 July 2006 01:35 (seventeen years ago) link
OH GOD. We have one like that down here. It is a woman with--I guess it is a tracheotomy, it is really just a plug for the hole in her neck--and she talks about smoking and then TAKES OUT THE PLUG and talks through her scary neck hole and I have to change the channel every time it comes on because it freaks me out so much. :ccc I WILL NEVER SMOKE AGAIN.
― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 17 July 2006 01:44 (seventeen years ago) link
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... *looks round*... uhhhhhhhhhhh ... exsqueeze me?
― dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 08:13 (seventeen years ago) link
also, obviously: 'the toast you never butter, the thread you never pwn...'
― Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 08:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 08:25 (seventeen years ago) link
― Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 08:28 (seventeen years ago) link
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 08:30 (seventeen years ago) link
"being students i bet you're not used to doing two things at once are you"
also the sales person advises that dual core can help them 'upload' music and 'download' email faster (at the same time) - i thought this would be more based on how quick their internet connection was?
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 08:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 08:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 08:34 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 08:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 08:43 (seventeen years ago) link
― Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 08:47 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 08:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 08:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 08:52 (seventeen years ago) link
Bugs me most of all because they've popped in a shot of Canary Wharf outside her office window, but when she blows up the treadmill it clearly has a two-pin plug and the Underground train she crashes through the ground into looks more like the sort of thing you find in the States on or on the continent. Certainly not a Tube.
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 09:17 (seventeen years ago) link
Konal OTM regarding Saunders too: "Get your own pop-ups!".
― Bill A (Bill A), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 10:32 (seventeen years ago) link
― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 11:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― Bidfurd (Bidfurd), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― Scourage (Haberdager), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link
― wogan lenin (dog latin), Thursday, 24 August 2006 10:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 24 August 2006 10:33 (seventeen years ago) link
"HEY HEY HEY HEY!!!! yeah, I know.. yeah, I know.. yeah, I know.. "
(ah)
― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 24 August 2006 10:34 (seventeen years ago) link
what, and BREAK THE LAW?
!
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 24 August 2006 20:13 (seventeen years ago) link
― Pier Paolo Semolina (noodle vague), Thursday, 24 August 2006 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― gear (gear), Thursday, 24 August 2006 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link
what the fuck?
that's the fall?
i assumed it was an 03-nu-garage band!
― Bashment Jakes (Enrique), Friday, 25 August 2006 07:37 (seventeen years ago) link
― Hello Sunshine (Hello Sunshine), Friday, 25 August 2006 09:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Friday, 25 August 2006 09:50 (seventeen years ago) link
-- Bashment Jakes (miltonpinsk...) (webmail), Today 8:37 AM. (later) (link)
Track is Touch Sensitive. The one about going behind a tree for a pee, etc.
― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 25 August 2006 09:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― animal bitrate (Enrique), Friday, 25 August 2006 09:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― dud Hab 'C' dEva (Dada), Friday, 25 August 2006 09:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― JTS (JTS), Friday, 25 August 2006 21:10 (seventeen years ago) link
THEN WHY DO YOU NEED A FUCKING HUGE EXPENSIVE KITCHEN?
― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Saturday, 26 August 2006 00:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― PappaWheelie, Olives, Red Wine, Coffee, Scotch, and Me (PappaWheelie 2), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 02:17 (seventeen years ago) link
― wogan lenin (dog latin), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 09:50 (seventeen years ago) link
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 14:51 (seventeen years ago) link
=
"We work, so you have to pay us."
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― Obvious Ninja (Haberdager), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link
― a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (Enrique), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link
― PappaWheelie, Olives, Red Wine, Coffee, Scotch, and Me (PappaWheelie 2), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link
"I'm a mother...but is there anyone else out there who sometimes feels a little...overwhelmed?"
*half of stadium (which contains everyone in the WORLD, lol) stands up*
― Obvious Ninja (Haberdager), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link
No, worst ads ever are the VW ads where people are just driving along and suddenly get in a car accident. That kind of shit would make a movie R rated.
― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 19:35 (seventeen years ago) link
― mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 29 August 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link