Rolling Marvel Cinematic Universe thread (+ a poll: Classic or Dud?)

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fuckin bananas that they don't get their powers until more than half-way into the movie

da croupier, Friday, 7 August 2015 16:06 (eight years ago) link

AFAICT, the new FF movie essentially exists for the same reason that the original Corman FF does. Has there ever been a rights-retention spite production that was also a decent movie?

Off Pudding (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 August 2015 16:11 (eight years ago) link

also fuckin bananas that ACTION SEQUENCES in the trailer aren't in the movie - supercurious to know why one would decide cut those out of a superhero movie

da croupier, Friday, 7 August 2015 16:13 (eight years ago) link

I think Fox's screenwriters and Marvel's publishing-side writers are all realizing the same thing, that in the post-Watchmen post-Bendis post-Millar landscape, the basic concept of the FF has too many dumb parts that require too much suspension of disbelief. A lot of the best FF stories from the last ten years have been sort of solo adventures with the rest of the family as bit players (given an infinite number of Reeds, some of them are going to turn out evil; Johnny spends a year dead in the Negative Zone for tax purposes). Franklin and Valeria are more interesting than the actual FF. There hasn't been a really great Ben Grimm story since "This Man This Monster" that I can recall, and he hasn't even shown up in Secret Wars (unless Doom is sitting on him). The character with the really interesting power set, Sue Richards, hasn't been developed that way she should because "lol girls, that won't sell" though hopefully that's changing.

#NERD

rack of lamb of god (WilliamC), Friday, 7 August 2015 19:03 (eight years ago) link

Nahhh, the FF aren't my favorite but they're generally only bad when they're mishandled by writers/creators who don't understand their strengths. The comics have been fairly strong for the better part of a decade now. I do agree that the emphasis on Franklin and Valeria is one of the best developments of late.

As far as the movie is concerned, Ultimate FF was probably the wrong source material to tap into, as it never really seemed to find it's footing or a voice of its own and no one's arc ever panned out in a way that was satisfactory to me (besides the interesting take on Evil Reed, which was never gonna make it into the movie).

Off Pudding (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 August 2015 19:18 (eight years ago) link

I think the best route to take with some of these books that have been around forever like FF and Spider-Man is to expand and relegate focus onto a strong supporting cast as much as possible.

Off Pudding (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 August 2015 19:19 (eight years ago) link

I think the best route to take with some of these books is to put the origin story in the first 10 minutes and then get on with the superheroing, or at least put some superheroing into the movie well before you hit the 60 minute mark

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 7 August 2015 19:53 (eight years ago) link

I've seen more than a few reviews that suggest the movie doesn't really get going until the last ten minutes or so...

Off Pudding (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 August 2015 19:57 (eight years ago) link

lol that is an excellent way to plot a movie

u_u

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 August 2015 20:00 (eight years ago) link

I've been thinking they should have done it like Hickman's arc where one of them was supposed to die. Just an ungodly amount of happenings in fifty dimensions at once, where they all have to travel at the same time. Focus on the adventure, on the excitement. And loads of time-travel. They should get Stephen Moffat to write it.

Frederik B, Friday, 7 August 2015 20:20 (eight years ago) link

But again the kids (at least to me) were often the most interesting part of that and I can't figure how put that on the big screen (though admittedly I haven't given it too much thought).

tsrobodo, Friday, 7 August 2015 21:38 (eight years ago) link

Not of that particular arc, though, right? They took over later, when it became the FF Foundation. Though of course, what I really want is an FF adaptation, with Dragon Man and all the rest. I have no idea who anybody was, but it was so charming.

Frederik B, Friday, 7 August 2015 21:49 (eight years ago) link

Aah right, I only caught the latter part of it and got it confused with Fraction's run.

tsrobodo, Friday, 7 August 2015 22:00 (eight years ago) link

They should have saved the FF for Marvel Zombies.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 7 August 2015 22:16 (eight years ago) link

kinda bummed that teller comes off like an asshole, he seems like a very good actor

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 August 2015 02:01 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

um so the "MAN THING" movie is streaming on hulu now and i watched about twenty minutes, it is amazingly bad

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2015 16:20 (eight years ago) link

wow i seriously never even heard of that

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 27 August 2015 16:51 (eight years ago) link

it was a placeholder to keep the rights, came out before marvel became MARVEL (but they have the now iconic opening credit sequence)... it is hot garbage

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link

never commercially released, here is a fan built trailer that is spot on with the general feel and the plot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTUL1GWbrRw

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link

it's sorta Vertigo presents True Detective s3

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 August 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link

Between this and Howard the Duck why has the ghost of Steve Gerber not returned to wreak a terrible vengeance?

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Thursday, 27 August 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link

aww, that's sort of adorable.

like i could imagine it being an actually lame-but-okay shitty TV series.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 27 August 2015 17:59 (eight years ago) link

Has to be called Giant Sized Man Thing though.

suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Thursday, 27 August 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link

tbh that's been on my band name list for like ever

resulting post (rogermexico.), Friday, 28 August 2015 00:53 (eight years ago) link

that was the name of my nascent aborted band many years ago

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 28 August 2015 05:30 (eight years ago) link

Size not Sized

The weird thing about that terrible Man Thing movie is that does feature quite a lot of stuff drawn from the Gerber comics, including this character:

http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix/faschist.htm

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Friday, 28 August 2015 08:16 (eight years ago) link

omg

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 28 August 2015 15:56 (eight years ago) link

He was briefly immortal, until he was killed. He was immune to the effects of aging, but not the effects of burning.

I will also be immortal until i die btw

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Friday, 28 August 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link

i think you have to assume they want him for baron mordo and i approve

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 August 2015 05:36 (eight years ago) link

huh, go figure: they already have a mordo. so dormammu?
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Doctor-Strange-Wants-Mads-Mikkelsen-Get-Details-79587.html

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 August 2015 05:37 (eight years ago) link

Mikkelsen’s exact role remains under wraps, but sources say he will be another antagonist to Cumberbatch’s titular sorcerer.

sounds dormammish to me. i guess there's also mephisto speculation but that seems like a box of frogs MCUwise.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 29 August 2015 06:42 (eight years ago) link

If Mikkelsen was Mephisto, it'd be like a remake of Constantine, with Tilda Swinton playing the mentor to the eponymous sorcerer and a well-known Scandinavian character playing the devil!

Tuomas, Monday, 31 August 2015 17:46 (eight years ago) link

"Scandinavian character actor"

Tuomas, Monday, 31 August 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link

Constantine was better than it had any right to be

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 31 August 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link

I agree, it's pretty much the best live-action DC comic movie made, alongside Batman Returns. If only they'd cast a proper English actor in the lead role and gotten rid of the boring sidekick, it would've been perfect.

Tuomas, Monday, 31 August 2015 18:10 (eight years ago) link

I wonder if Cumberbatch is gonna be American in Dr. Strange? Has he player Americans before?

Tuomas, Monday, 31 August 2015 18:11 (eight years ago) link

smaug is from grand rapids iirc

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 31 August 2015 19:36 (eight years ago) link

I'd like to think that they didn't discover Benedict's irredeemably-awful and previously-unattempted American accent until after he'd already been cast.

Herbie Mann's Push Push Pops (Old Lunch), Monday, 31 August 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link

"Howdy, y'all, I'm Doctor Strange!"

Herbie Mann's Push Push Pops (Old Lunch), Monday, 31 August 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link

Marvel Studios tells the publishing-side Creative Committee "you can keep your story notes to yourself, thanks."
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2015/09/02/marvel-creative-committee-disbanded/

Gett Off, Eileen (WilliamC), Wednesday, 2 September 2015 22:32 (eight years ago) link

i didn't realize the comic was that nuts. still a little alarmist - from what i understand age of ultron had little to do with that comic - and this tickled me:

As had been pointed out by many people, by the time Civil War comes out, there will be 11 heroes in the MCU: Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, Hulk, Black Widow, Hawkeye, the Falcon, Black Panther, War Machine, the Vision, the Winter Soldier and Spider-Man.

dude forgot ant-man, daredevil, and one of the 12 heroes he listed

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:50 (eight years ago) link

apparently in the comics "age of ultron" heavily involved time travel. so it's not like there's no precedent for simplifying things rewardingly.

da croupier, Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:52 (eight years ago) link

AoU movie had absolutely nothing to do with AoU comic. So getting pre-alarmist about Civil War based on the comic is kinda dumb.

Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:56 (eight years ago) link

it'll suck for its own reasons, not because the comic sucked.

EZ Snappin, Thursday, 3 September 2015 03:07 (eight years ago) link

Cap's position is going to have to be different, as the MCU hasn't really be bothering with secret identities.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 3 September 2015 08:15 (eight years ago) link

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D has more superheroes (and more concerns about secrecy), but I'm assuming this works in tiers like the old Star Wars continuity - films don't have to acknowledge whatever happens in TV (is anyone saying Daredevil will actually turn up?).

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 3 September 2015 08:50 (eight years ago) link


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