Joanna Newsom - Divers (clusterfuck topic tbd)

that is pretty sweet house i must say

i love that house

I feel like I could live there and no one would notice

Have we determined definitively that Joanna Newsom isn't an extended Kaufman-esque SNL sketch?

that song is like a warning to all the ukulele cutesy poos out there. pack your ukes up, bitchez, big momma's back in town!

i love joanna so much and i hate you all

jk

It sounds a lot like a Have One On Me track. She had been doing pretty well at finding new styles from release to release up to now.

i think it starts off sounding like hoom (lol, hoom) and then develops into something else

gone full patrick wolf with the recorders I see

ad;lfkkjadf'df;lkakjdff;!!!!

wasn't expecting this news at all, very excited! I really like this new song although it does seem to stick fairly closely with the HOOM vibe, which is ok by me. I was starting to thing that she was basically retired.

also, nice cover art. Strong cover connection with:

http://www.progarchives.com/progressive_rock_discography_covers/2252/cover_41211028102010.jpg

I was starting to thing that she was basically retired.

Me too. Unfortunately, it is not so.

hey everyone, no one cares that you find Joanna Newsom bothersome or whatever

"gone full patrick wolf" yes please

hey everyone, no one cares that you find Joanna Newsom bothersome or whatever

um welcome to a joanna newsom thread on ilm, a music message board on the internet

http://grandchalonpoker.com/assets/images/Adherer/unicorn-riding-rainbow.jpg

http://joannanewsomfashion.tumblr.com/post/33857487709

^ Explains the reference to Florry Walker.

The restoration started at the top left-hand corner, but it was only near the end of the process, as Varcoe-Cocks reached the bottom right-hand corner, that he discovered that Streeton had scratched the name of a woman, "Florry Walker", into the still-wet paint three times, probably using a pin.

As the conservator went back over the artwork with a microscope he found there was also "Florry is my sweetheart" and "Florry/Smike", the artist's Dickensian nickname. All were invisible to the naked eye.

An X-ray of the painting taken before the restoration began had shown that Streeton originally had painted a naked woman with her back turned and long hair falling over her shoulders. This figure was later painted out and replaced by male bathers.

Could this have been Florry Walker? And if so, who was she, and what did it all mean?

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hey everyone, no one cares that you find Joanna Newsom bothersome or whatever

Well that's clearly not true.

so mad that pta directs this video. do videos by great bands, you good directors. gah already, feh

more like joanna noisome

I would love for a linguist to break down her singing accent for me

wish she'd troll w/ the full Milk Eyed Mender harsh voice on this album

Well the jabs against her are the same as back then, so job done I guess.. Wish the haters didn't take as much space as they do, though.

I think she developed a vocal condition which means she can't sing that way anymore.

I think she developed a vocal condition which means she can't sing that way anymore.

Breaking news: people who didn't like Joanna Newsom before still don't like Joanna Newsom. Please keep us updated on all the developments in this story. Please.

feel like only a podcast could cure them

update 4 u. I still don't like her music.

I think she developed a vocal condition which means she can't sing that way anymore.

probably less "developed" and more "was asking for", given the mechanics behind singing and how painful (to the throat, not the ears) what she was doing sounded

RIP larynx

xp ozymandian

hey everyone, no one cares that you find Joanna Newsom bothersome or whatever

um welcome to a joanna newsom thread on ilm, a music message board on the internet

hence me making a pointless comment

Breaking news: people who didn't like Joanna Newsom before still don't like Joanna Newsom. Please keep us updated on all the developments in this story. Please.

I ate a unicorn

i liked the last album a lot, found it amazing really, so i am looking forward to hearing this

Yeah, it was probably the best album that came out that year. But she used to sing in a peculiar voice so it's probably also garbage.

1. By no means was it.
2. It was.

don't you have some old spoon records to jizz over

Hello, my name is Johnny Fever. I'm typically easy going and open to loving many types of music. I do make sure, though, to carve time out of my busy schedule to endlessly slam Joanna Newsom and, if necessary, people who won't shut up about her. BECAUSE SHE IS TERRIBLE!

:D xoxoxoxo

JF, I would like to explain objective facts to you, basically they are things like 'Joanna Newsom is great' that can't be argued with because science.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mh1omjfKPU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmePpqPl9nw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iby_PR6nlr4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RZPgGxmFnE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asq2mzj8PEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnvK60ylKIY

no artist should be judged by his or her fans' terrible cover versions

debatable

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=kendrick+lamar+ukulele+cover

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=metallica+ukelele

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=slayer+ukelele

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=beethoven+ukelele

xp uh em, let me finish. that is because an artist should be judged by his or her songmeanings.com interpretations.

from postmeanings.thread:

Hello, my name is Johnny Fever. I'm typically easy going and open to loving many types of music. I do make sure, though, to carve time out of my busy schedule to endlessly slam Joanna Newsom and, if necessary, people who won't shut up about her. BECAUSE SHE IS TERRIBLE!

:D xoxoxoxo

― Johnny Fever, Monday, August 10, 2015 1:29 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fever says his name is 'Johnny Fever' because that is actually not his name. Though he is 'typically' easy going and open to many types of music, Fever notes in this post that there are indeed instances when he is not so easy going and open. 'carve' has double meaning here because Fever is a professional pumpkin carver. 'busy' is likely sarcastic because halloween is more than 2 months away.

I think it's fair for JN fans to ask, isn't there a place around here where I can go to get pumped about a new JN album without people just treating it like a pile-on jokefest that never ends? However there is also an answer to that ask, it just arrived via Unicorngram, and it's "no"

look there are two kinds of music fans: those that enjoy some good 'gism and those that don't. Joanna's songs load me up with that good 'gism is the thing.

of course

it's easy to imagine Newsom singing "Wood Beez" tbh

i feel really unmotivated about voting but if i do it will only be to try to place this record

for me the first 5/6 songs are amazing and then it really drops off into less interesting territory... pretty much exactly the first 2 sides on the vinyl version. anyone else find this?

it's definitely her worst album imo but it still might scrape into my 25. the title track is probably the only place where all the keyboards on it really work texturally I think

"Goose Eggs" is the only track where I'm still iffy about the keyboards. It sounds like a product of her goofing around with a bunch of instruments that she doesn't know very well. I like it okay, it has its own character, but the closing instrumental stretch especially is a little rickety. I love the keyboard touches on "Anecdotes" and "You Will Not Take My Heart Alive".

I am not a fan of her singing voice

She was great in Dublin last night - the new songs worked very well and the arrangements seemed a bit looser and less fussy than when I saw her on the HOOM tour. Robin Pecknold was the support and he came out and sang On A Good Day with her towards the end of the gig. Selection of older songs was spot on too - she ended with a great encore of Sawdust and Diamonds.

Yeah she was absolutely wonderful last night. The second half of the show in particular, leading up to the encore of Sawdust & Diamonds was intense.

I somehow missed she was playing Dublin

arrrrrgh

hitting those high notes at the end of this one, wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uixz1JTdwpQ

Concert tonight! Wheeeeee!

I missed this new song. It's charming - could easily have fitted on Divers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGoqZ4zWSsg

It's no "Whip My Hair", but I'm still digging Willow Smith's jazzy version of "The Book of Right-On"

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPS4c31gltD/

Some solo performance dates announced, hopefully more will follow.

apparently played new material tonight at a fleet foxes gig *eyes emoji*

! hope a new album isn't too far away at last

It's about time!

I heard she is doing a flute and harp album with Lizzo.

https://www.reddit.com/r/JoannaNewsom/comments/11zbxw6/marie_at_the_mill/
https://www.reddit.com/r/JoannaNewsom/comments/11zczx5/the_air_again/
https://www.reddit.com/r/JoannaNewsom/comments/11zcu2f/no_wonder/
https://www.reddit.com/r/JoannaNewsom/comments/11zc8qa/bombs_are_whistling/
https://www.reddit.com/r/JoannaNewsom/comments/11zdw7z/little_hand_commentary/

5 new songs!

https://www.reddit.com/r/JoannaNewsom/comments/11zd18x/good_intentions_paving_company_with_robin/

and good intentions paving co. with fleet foxes

well this is an absolute and unexpected delight, it all sounds fantastic, although I hope she plays more harp on the supposed forthcoming album.

all sound like you would expect new joanna newsom songs to sound. "the air again" is a highlight

waiting until i have time to give a close listen before i dive into these new pieces, but just seeing her pop up on the newsfeed has me down the youtube rabbit hole with joanna, and stumbled on this show from the initial ys street band tour that has absolutely immaculate sound. wow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEIH7FUwbfE

I saw her solo a month before that show, at Bennington College. It was a peak live music experience: was only familiar with the Milk-Eyed Mender material to that point, and was totally unprepared for the grandeur of the Ys tracks. As I remember it, the show was in kind of a modest multipurpose room, with a few hundred people sitting on the floor in front of a stage that was a foot or two elevated from us.

Yeah, that is an amazing recording, I've listened to it many times. I don't think she's ever been better than in that period.

hoo boy i sure would like jn to do like... the rest of her music with robin pecknold involvement. that's a collaboration that needs to endure.

ugh no i know i am the minority but i liked her as a noisy loner not as a mannered decadent

ya don't know if i can agree with that statement but she's definitely too iconoclastic for that to become her primary aesthetic

The Bottletree gig is an awesome recording indeed, a classic in itself. I think I still have a CD-R with it burned somewhere lol.

Worth noting that fairly recently a guy on YouTube cleaned it up (getting rid of the glitches in "Emily" and "Monkey & Bear"). He also uploaded high-quality recordings of shows from every one of her tours, all with links to MP3 320 kbps downloads on Google Drive as well. Well worth checking out!

Here they are:
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMhu9WD0R5W2UtpGX_GaLML8HyWwgg0_f

This tour was the first time I saw her perform, exact same set, and still my favorite version of her band. As soon as she started "Bridges and Balloons" it was clear that she had been working on her singing, and had added much more breath, control, and subtlety than on the original recording.