NFL offseason 2015: football will be right back after this brief intermission

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CMJfwZ8WEAEeS7D.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link

probably don't fuck with that guy, idk

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link

that guy looks like a seventies superhero

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:17 (eight years ago) link

THE JETS

usic ally (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:20 (eight years ago) link

yeah that's above and beyond an nfl body

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link

@MMehtaNYDN
Jets have reached out free-agent Rex Grossman, per source. #nyj

omg

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link

j-e-s-t

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 19:46 (eight years ago) link

:D

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link

@7BOOMERESIASON: Bottom line if you owe somebody money pay your debt. Don't be surprised if you get punched in the face if you don't.

Geno Smith owed some no-name guy money???

Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link

and how the fuck would boomer know about it?

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link

boomer is the guy he owes money to

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link

i like that explanation

let's not get too excited w/ the ouches (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:20 (eight years ago) link

boomer to gino: go get yr shinebox

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:35 (eight years ago) link

some guy on twitter called geno "broadway jaw" lolol

polyphonic, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 20:43 (eight years ago) link

what's hilarious about this is that now the jets will start a (marginally) competent QB, which geno...is not

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 22:04 (eight years ago) link

(or at least hasn't been, I don't know how long we can really keep saying he has all this unrealized potential)

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 11 August 2015 22:19 (eight years ago) link

i might be one of the last non-jets fans that finds geno to be an interesting prospect but he is never going to make it

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 01:34 (eight years ago) link

some guy on twitter called geno "broadway jaw" lolol

Perfect!

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 04:21 (eight years ago) link

Source: IK Enemkpali was claimed by the #Bills.

polyphonic, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 20:24 (eight years ago) link

rex: anyone who punches a jets qb shows good judgment

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 20:25 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/YIesX0o.png

Do you think he's figured out what their goals were yet

polyphonic, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link

The song “Can't Feel My Face” by The Weeknd played at Ford Field when Jets quarterback Geno Smith was announced as inactive before the exhibition game between the Jets and the Lions on Thursday.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link

at least someone at the lions is doing their job right

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link

lol

balls, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:25 (eight years ago) link

has anyone here been to a preseason game? haven't been to a falcons game in a long time and always enjoyed it but at the same time not interested in paying a hundred bucks for nosebleed seats. can see them play the ravens very close to the field (albeit in the endzone) for the cost of a quarter pounder and i figure that scratch whatever itch i have (it is better on tv imo) plus the falcons kinda have this weird preseason rivalry w/ baltimore. is it something where after the first quarter i'm going to be wondering wtf i was thinking?

balls, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:28 (eight years ago) link

i mean if you're paying 5 bucks for it, why not

usic ally (k3vin k.), Friday, 14 August 2015 20:29 (eight years ago) link

yeah i'm figuring i paid three times that for jurassic world so i might as well. btw seatgeek has this thing where they'll give you a $20 refund off yr first purchase if you use the code 'lowe' (there are other codes you can google, i just remember that one from zach lowe's podcast) if anyone else is thinking 'hell i'd pay $4 to see the browns' or whatever.

balls, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:33 (eight years ago) link

ive watched a little of the pre-season, so eager ive been for the season to start. ive been immediately reminded that in football, with its requirement of complete commitment and utter disregard for personal safety, a non-competitive game hardly resembles the real thing. if youre literally paying 5 bux then of course you should go, you can always leave early.

corbyn's gallus (jim in glasgow), Friday, 14 August 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link

if the stadium was right there and it was no more than $20 i would rock up for a preseason game and leave at halftime, especially game 2 or 3. however, foxboro is a giant pain in the ass to get to and i think preseason tix start at $40 for the shitty seats.

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:51 (eight years ago) link

yeah these seats are being sold second hand, when you buy seasons tickets you have to buy preseason tickets also and alot of ppl just unload them for whatever they can get.

balls, Friday, 14 August 2015 21:25 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/CharlesRobinson/status/632332914378805249

oof

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 14 August 2015 23:53 (eight years ago) link

gonna be a long season

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 15 August 2015 00:26 (eight years ago) link

Chargers wanna stay married to Rivers for four more years, huh? Alright then.

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 16 August 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link

I can see not liking him from the outside, but I ride or die with Phil. When he retires I'll probably stop following the Bolts. Especially if they move to LA.

polyphonic, Monday, 17 August 2015 18:30 (eight years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/ed59zZUvO7v

schwantz, Monday, 17 August 2015 19:10 (eight years ago) link

tebow/sanchez 2016

https://twitter.com/bpolitics/status/633634805469458433

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 17:50 (eight years ago) link

how would they campaign when they have to start games after sam bradford's inevitable season-ending injury?

slothroprhymes, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

This guy seems like a bad person imo

http://www.sfgate.com/news/crime/article/Ex-NFL-running-back-Phillips-charged-with-killing-6480290.php

polyphonic, Thursday, 3 September 2015 01:25 (eight years ago) link

no joke

balls, Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:03 (eight years ago) link

crazy that concerns about pot made sapp and moss drop to 12 and 21 and lawrence phillips had deal w/ concerns about how he attempted to kill his gf and still only dropped to 6

balls, Thursday, 3 September 2015 02:07 (eight years ago) link

Phillips is serving a sentence of more than 31 years. He was convicted of choking his girlfriend and later of driving his car into three teens after a pickup football game.

i mean how fucked up do you have to be

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 September 2015 10:07 (eight years ago) link

Darnell Dockett released! Didn't see that one coming

Good thing the 49ers are so stacked on d

polyphonic, Friday, 4 September 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link

Reggie McKenzie is a shitty GM but the league let him snatch up two fucking incredible players in Cooper and Mack.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 6 September 2015 19:45 (eight years ago) link

and dj hayden

J0rdan S., Sunday, 6 September 2015 21:19 (eight years ago) link

Hayden was such a crazy pick

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 7 September 2015 05:01 (eight years ago) link

It's pretty amazing how universally he's considered a bust after one year. Usually corners get a lot of rope

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 7 September 2015 05:03 (eight years ago) link

dion jordan for dj hayden and menelik watson was... not the most impactful trade

J0rdan S., Monday, 7 September 2015 06:03 (eight years ago) link

'Bout time for week 1 thread, any nominations for the quote line on the thread?

"Obama: Even Tom Brady is glad he belongs to a union. They had his back. And if Brady needs a union - we definitely need unions."

earlnash, Monday, 7 September 2015 19:11 (eight years ago) link

seems reasonable

slothroprhymes, Monday, 7 September 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link

Browns cut Terrelle Pryor to make room for Robert Turbin.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 10 September 2015 21:19 (eight years ago) link


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