SEX OVER THE INTERNET!

ha, huh-huh

HA-HA-HA-HA HA-HA HA-HA-HA-HA-HA

heh

huh?

hmmm

MY FATHERS NAME IS TIM BATMAN. HIS NAME IS LIKE
MY NAME. HIS FIRST NAME IS DIFEREND THEN MY
FIRST NAME THO. FREDS TOO. I LIKE TO LOOK AT
THINGS. I EAT MASHPED POTATO. AND FRENCH FRIESS.
I DONT LIKE WHEN THE FRENCH FRIESS GET COLD.
RALPHY EATS THEM THO. ONLY SOMTIME THO BECOS
SOMTIME I WILL EAT THEM TOO AND HE DOSNT GET
SOME OR MAY BE A LITTLE. HE ALSO EATS DOG FOOD.
THE DOG FOOD DOSNT EAT LIKE FRENCH FRIESS OR
MASHPED POTATO. MY MOTHER IS A WOMEN AND IS A
ADDULT LIKE MY FATHER. MY FATHER HAS A PEENES
AND CANT BE A WOMEN. I DIDNT SEE BUT MY DAD SAID
MY MOTHER DOESNT HAVE A PEENES. I DIDNT SEE BUT
I GUESS SO. OLD PEEPOL ARE ADDULTS TOO. SOME OLD
PEEPLE HAVE PEENESES TOO BUT NOT WOMEN WHO GET
OLD. MY GRANDMA IS OLD AND DOESNT HAVE A PEENES.
I SAW IN THE BATHROOM. IT WAS QWIK BUT I SAW.

SOMEDAY WHEN I GET TALL I WILL BE A ADDULT.
ADDULTS NO HOW TO SUPURVIZSHEON AND THEY CAN GET
TO DRIVE A CAR TOO. TRUCKS TOO. ALSO THEY GET TO
MAKE MASHPED POTATOS WHEN THEY WANT SOME. I CANT
MAKE MASHPED POTATOS BECOS OF THE NOBS ON THE
OVEN. I DONT LIKE NOBS. WHEN I AM TALL THERE
WONT BE NOBS IN MY DOG HOUSE BECOS I CAN DRIVE
THRU KFC AND EAT MASHPED POTATOS THERE. KFC IS
AN OLD PEEPOL. I SAW HIM ON THE BIG DRAWING
OUTSIDE. HE WORKS INSIDE THERE AND BUILDS THE
MASHPED POTATO THERE. AND THEN THEY GO THRU THE
WINDOW IF YOU DRIVE A CAR. HE HAS A PEENES TOO.

MY MOTHER CAN READ GOOD. MY FATHER READS TOO BUT
HE READS BOOKS TOO FAST. I CAN READ SOME THINGS
SOMETIMES. MY MOST OF ALL LIKED BOOK IS FROG
AND TOAD. FROG AND TOAD DONT HAVE A PEENIS BUT
THEY ARE NOT WOMEN. I NO BECOS I LOOKED IT IN
THE BOOK.

I BET IF FROG AND TOAD WERE TALL AND COULD DRIVE
CARS THEY WOULD GO TO KFC AND ASK HIM FOR
MASHPED POTATOS I BET. THEN THEY WOULD EAT THEM
AND GET MORE TOO.

I FORGOT WHAT TO WRIT. OK. ME AND FRED HAVE A
PEE PEE. WHEN WE GET TO BE ADDULTS WE GET TO
HAVE PEENESES. AND OTHER ADDULTS CAN TOUCH THERE
BECOS IT WILL BE A GOOD TOUCH AND NOT A DANGER
ONE. MY FATHER AND KFC HAVE PEENESES AND OTHER
PEEPOL CAN TOUCH THEM THERE. BUT ONLY AN OLD
LADY CAN TOUCH KFCEES PEENES. MY MOTHER AND
GRANDMA DONT HAVE ANY BECOS THEY ARE WOMEN.
FROG AND TOAD DONT TOO BUT THEY CANT BE WOMEN.
EVEN WHEN THERE OLD. THE END.

-- TIM (TI...), August 3rd, 2002.

Amazing. I wonder if RJG still has that email.

Herr Doctor: "Werewolf".
I-gore: There wolf.

Herr Doktor: Wait...I-gore, why are we talking like this?

I-Gore: I don't know I thought you wanted to, you started it!

THEEND

He wrote a novella!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFPARlf3pPM

We could have seen this coming couldn't we have:

http://www.myspace.com/connersmedley

UTIMTA is the new name for Conner Smedley's solo music project. Instead of Conner Smedley the project will be called UTIMTA. Conner got the name UTIMTA from 3 of his favorite music artists names, using the first two letters, (UT) Utada Hikaru, (IM) Imogen Heap, (TA) t.A.T.u. . "I just thought up my Three all time favs." says Smedley. Smedley will begin producing his new album and single within the next week....

A genius in our midst...

Big HOWL the smedleydriver

this thread is exhausting.

http://www.myspace.com/yasholasuma ???????????????

17 years old

soliciting SEX OVER THE INTERNET at age 11!!

auto-tune that isn't in tune, that's a new one on me

I was kind of fascinated by this until I heard the singing.

OMG! I was such a little freaky child back then! hahaha. Killing people and such! Yeah right, I hide when people walk toward me down the sidewalk. Im actually really scared of people. hehe.

yeah. that's what sucks about growing up. when yr a kid, yr a WEREWOLF. a few years later, you get nervous walking down the street.

WEREWOLFS are awesome and don't scared walking down the street. it is said that they will fuck a person up.

thank you for a very classic thread, conner, tho i wasn't here to read it. i mean, i am now, but you know what i mean.

it's not even a full moon right now anyway. this guy's a fraud!
― James Blount (James Blount), Saturday, February 1, 2003 10:12 AM (sixteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I knoww I just like howling!!!!!!!!!
― conner Smedley (gsc660), Saturday, February 1, 2003 10:36 AM (sixteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

underrated thread

I like a Manga called Gunsmithcats.It'sut two girls one owns guns,the other owns bombs.They both own a shop called Gunsmithcats.

― conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, January 31, 2003 3:19 PM (sixteen years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink