Never gonna top this classic, though:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/columnists/article-423549/Littlejohn-Spare-Peoples-Prostitute-routine-.html
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Saturday, 7 June 2008 09:18 (fifteen years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ltxCWvi_SlE/SOdtgMuPHWI/AAAAAAAAAOo/UlJqHhjSZC8/s1600-h/yes.jpg
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, 4 October 2008 15:27 (fifteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnV5vgr-LFs
― the cunt from the hilarious "spotify" adverts (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 6 September 2009 11:44 (fourteen years ago) link
I maintain that nothing is funnier than Dom being butthurt over The Guardian.
― Don't Be A Ned Raggett (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 6 September 2009 12:51 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/index.html <--- got their own 'comment is free' rival now
― Once Were Moderators (DG), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:45 (twelve years ago) link
curiously low-res byline pic for Littlejohn there
for a sec I thought he only had one chin
― the wrong terry to fuckwit (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link
Criminals must fear the police again, vows new Met chief
Or at least give them proper bungs like in the good old days.
― Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:14 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/09/13/article-2036845-0DDDA0B900000578-877_636x264.jpg
― max, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:23 (twelve years ago) link
PIGEONS SHIT ON UNION FLAG
― and my soul said you can't go there (schlump), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link
http://pierceblog.dailymail.co.uk/2011/09/now-im-a-union-man-amazed-at-what-i-am-i-say-what-i-think-that-the-company-stinks-yes-im-a-union-man-when-we-meet-in-the-lo.html
getting off to a flying start
― Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:38 (twelve years ago) link
holy hell what a url
― watching my swag like a hawk (history mayne), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:42 (twelve years ago) link
Tube workers are paid £42,500-a-year considerably more than British soldiers laying their life down for Queen and country in Afghanistan.
See, to me this is an argument for saying that if the armed forces aren't happy with the way the government treats them they ought to unionise and fight for better pay and conditions rather than pulling lorries with their teeth thru shopping centres on a Saturday.
― Chapman Pincher Overdrive (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 12:58 (twelve years ago) link
Maybe pulling a lorry with your teeth is good training for when you have to go and drive tube trains.
― Skrillex Ferguson (useless chamber), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:01 (twelve years ago) link
Is this some elaborate hoax?
At the slightest hint of industrial action he should have sent in the Army to take over the underground. And you know what. The tubes might then even run on time.
MUSSOLINI HAD THE RIGHT IDEA.
― good luck in your pyramid (Neil S), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:02 (twelve years ago) link
http://pierceblog.dailymail.co.uk/2011/09/now-im-a-big-fat-blamange-chasing-after-lyndsay-lo.html
aw, they've fixed that blip:
― Mark G, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:05 (twelve years ago) link
also, and i don't wanna be a bastard or anything, but in my experience tube trains running in London have been considerably more useful to me than some guys laying down their lives for the Queen and Country in Afghanistan, so on a pure cost-benefit level the disparity in pay seems fair.
― Chapman Pincher Overdrive (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:06 (twelve years ago) link
cos as I see it, that's the Market at work. ARE YOU SAYING YOU HATE THE MARKET, ANDREW "STALIN" PIERCE??
― Chapman Pincher Overdrive (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:08 (twelve years ago) link
tbf travel on the district line would be vastly improved by being hooded, bound w/cable ties and beaten to death
― Once Were Moderators (DG), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 13:10 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOu_BszChIE&feature=results_main&playnext=1&list=PL1B32E01C0A996AC5
― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 23:29 (twelve years ago) link
sorry wrong linkhttp://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/sep/14/gender-studies-male-blaming-bias
― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 23:30 (twelve years ago) link
I'm guessing that guy can't really get down to the specifics of his grievance because it might prejudice his totally useful and groundbreaking lawsuit... but that basically makes him writing about it completely pointless as he doesn't really say anything?
― the wrong terry to fuckwit (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 23:46 (twelve years ago) link
his link to support "women are more likely to initiated domestic violence" comes from TheHappyMisogynist's youtube channel.
― prolego, Thursday, 15 September 2011 05:49 (twelve years ago) link
Dude stuck it out at the LSE for 6 weeks, must've been hell.
― Chapman Pincher Overdrive (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 September 2011 06:47 (twelve years ago) link
Only alerted to this via my sister:
Readers’ Editor, Chris Elliott, announced recently that, instead of using the current, and accurate, rape conviction rate of 6.5%, journalists would “use the figure of 13% as the benchmark.”This represents the combined total of convictions for rape and other ‘sexual offences’, a less serious category of crime.
This represents the combined total of convictions for rape and other ‘sexual offences’, a less serious category of crime.
― James Mitchell, Thursday, 15 September 2011 07:26 (twelve years ago) link
Nice bit of trolling by The Guardian.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/apr/29/loaded-magazine-men-baxendale-walker
His plan marks the latest revamp for a title that has struggled for the past 10 years, as its stock in trade of titillating images became freely available online, from the mainstream Mail Online to adult sites.
― fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Sunday, 29 April 2012 21:19 (twelve years ago) link
So, this Daily Mail advert at 5:53, then...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk-XWTlwAMo
...wtf?
― more Allegro-like (Turrican), Sunday, 15 October 2017 15:17 (six years ago) link