why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

my mom is on wuwu

like 30 seconds after hashtags were invented ppl started using them in a jocular way that fast overtook their alleged primary purpose of placing tweets in searchable categories and telling brands your story, talking about "made-up" or "ironic" hashtags as something distinct from like pretty much all hashtags is basic af

the 1-2 years it took for the hashtag to get normy, like grains of sand on the beach of generations

balls prob otm tho idk many kids

yeah i'm not sure if they've moved on (they all have facebook but it's not their primary mode of social media as much as another place their instagram posts end up) or if they're just on everything

like 30 seconds after hashtags were invented ppl started using them in a jocular way that fast overtook their alleged primary purpose

never joined twitter & had not visited when i started to encounter hashtags in discourse
picked up meaning of meta-hashtag before learning (supposed) original meaning/purpose of hashtag
so hashtags have always already been meta for me

that doesn’t make (most uses of) hashtag trope any less annoying, though
like as an obv overt sign(al), shortcut to meaning/speech-act (e.g. automatic irony)
# is like elbow to the ribs

Some friends have a name portmonteau hashtag to talk about their wedding on social media.

I almost decided to skip it right there.

even when clever joke, something about individual speech-acts taking form of mass category/corporate brand is inherently off-putting or depressing to me

like putting trademark symbol after one's utterances

I got a little handwringy about activism hashtags for a bit but eventually decided their usefulness and necessity in today's world probably outweighs the problems they raise.

^this is v true
but, even as i recognize that, must admit i still feel something like gut discomfort/dislike/distrust re hashtag form
as rhetorical trope & shorthand in political discourse

in some cases they seem/feel less like speech or even slogan/banner
& more just like shibboleth

oh well i'm outmoded outlier who doesn't even use social media
so my feelings re hashtags hardly relevant

"Occupy Democrats" is the WORST

I don't know, JOIN THE COFFEE PARTY makes this a tough race.

for some reason my tumblr feed is spamming me with "inspirational quotes" from Clinique such as this piece of shit:

https://40.media.tumblr.com/25857d606100721d1d03d56ebba36241/tumblr_nrkw42mYMf1uz8aqvo1_540.jpg

https://scontent-atl1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11032585_10154138866124240_2990495492202629122_n.jpg?oh=9a7a9459b25186526c8ed8437b742f3a&oe=5640D295

we've come a long way since the federalist papers

It worries me that there are people who believe what (I think...) that is trying to say.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11007737_764403463682043_937776131020239206_n.jpg?oh=87d78dd5c65ef6730399366ad0199feb&oe=56795B76

ok what

who needs glue when everyone's got a neverending supply of boogers up their own nose

Kids today put glue on their iphones.

okay that one is amazing

at least sniff airplane model glue ffs

Has that 'free' guy ever thought about why his precious money is real?

like 30 seconds after hashtags were invented ppl started using them in a jocular way that fast overtook their alleged primary purpose of placing tweets in searchable categories and telling brands your story, talking about "made-up" or "ironic" hashtags as something distinct from like pretty much all hashtags is basic af

― cis terfs /r/ doing it for themselves (wins), Tuesday, August 18, 2015 4:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

#notallhashtags

can we have hashtags on ilx

I wish!

State: You are free!
Me: I was free from my very first breath.
State: Right, that's me out
Me: Wtf d00d there's no infrastructure and this gang of bandits is saying I have to be their slave
State: lol, u mad bro?

‪#‎Anniversary‬ ‪#‎inlove‬ ‪#‎celebrate‬ ‪#‎dogs‬ ‪#‎cute‬ ‪#‎kiss‬ ‪#‎bowties‬ ‪#‎surprise‬ ‪#‎champagne‬ ‪#‎ballons‬

^^just posted under some pix of a couple

#dogs

#schmoopy

#noyouretheschmoopy

more:

‪#‎memories‬ ‪#‎expressions‬ ‪#‎fun‬ ‪#‎smilesformiles‬

#‎kimagureike‬ ‪#‎pasadena‬ ‪#‎sushi‬ ‪#‎love‬

‪#‎Sunset‬ and ‪#‎kisses‬ ‪#‎love‬ ‪#‎weekend‬ ‪#‎california‬

‪#‎kiriko‬ ‪#‎smiles‬ ‪#‎sushi‬ ‪#‎love‬

‪#‎icecreamlab‬ ‪#‎pasadena‬ ‪#‎friends‬ ‪#‎fun‬ ‪#‎explodingkittens‬ ‪#‎whisky‬

‪#‎selfies‬ ‪#‎lol‬ ‪#‎lovies‬ ‪#‎summer‬ ‪#‎beach‬ ‪#‎pch‬ ‪#‎sunsets‬ ‪#‎kisses‬ ‪#‎truelove‬

‪#‎family‬ ‪#‎fun‬ ‪#‎bff‬ ‪#‎lovie‬ ‪#‎goddaughter‬ ‪#‎love‬ ‪#‎summer‬ ‪#‎cute‬ ‪#‎xo‬ ‪#‎bevhills‬

‪#‎summer‬ ‪#‎malibu‬ ‪#‎white‬ ‪#‎fun‬ ‪#‎mrbrainwash‬ ‪#‎hearts‬

‪#‎matsuhisa‬ ‪#‎LAcouple‬ ‪#‎funpic‬ ‪#‎trainwreck‬ ‪#‎datenight‬ ‪#‎lovies‬

#hash

#vomit

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Just a few more posts before this thread hits its 16,000th. But why the popular kids would all be capitalists is impenetrable to me.

I control the means of production
I'm popular

He is.

Sorry if this has already been covered but over the past few days I'm seeing posts from people I'm not friends with showing on my feed. People who fb maybe seem to think I should be friends with or be aware of - Is anyone else getting this? I think it may be a new strategy.

I mean sorry Mike McGonigal I'm sure you are a super person but I've never ever had any contact with you and who are you?

sometimes posts from people who are friends of friends will appear if your friends are tagged in them, something like that

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/v/t1.0-9/1208793_622658257784494_1660111604_n.jpg?oh=58d61be1cf63552e20cc5e7bc2ee39f8&oe=567C6401

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/v/t1.0-9/1208793_622658257784494_1660111604_n.jpg?oh=58d61be1cf63552e20cc5e7bc2ee39f8&oe=567C6401

im into it though

Depends on the privacy settings of your friend or the person who's made the post. Like if a friend-of-my-friend makes all posts public and my friend comments on one of their posts, I see it. Bothers the hell out of me.

you would really like mike mcgonigal btw, boss dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIzTqYxdzMc

I know what the doc just posted without checking

*checks* yep

http://www.vice.com/read/facebook-click-traps-and-the-cult-of-negative-virality-303

vice catchin up