ILX Parenting 6: "Put Some Goddamn Pants On Before You Go Outside!" is a thing I say now

Kindergarten orientation yesterday was making me emo. I think Evie will be fine once she gets into it but she was being shy at the orientation and sitting by herself reading instead of talking with other kids. It's a big change from a small day care to a big school with 65+ kids in kindergarten alone (split into three classrooms).

My local public school I think has 25+ kids in K classrooms and 30+ in first grade. It's been the subject of a lot of handwringing for us, private school not really being an option so it's sort of this or the suburbs. And I hate to be all special snowflake about my child, but she is pretty sensitive wrt noise/large groups and does tend to shut down a little. So I totally feel you on that NA.

This is supposed to be a really good school, so I'm not worried about that so much. I'm not even really worried about her because I know she's generally very social. I'm just eager for the transition period to be over.

I'm sure she's just absorbing things for now, which is great, because that means when her normal outgoing personality kicks in, she'll already understand how it all works. I'm excited for her! Go Evs!!! <3

Ivy and I Skype with my parents every Sunday and have more or less since she was born. If you say, "Where's Pop Pop?" she looks at the computer. Or if I'm sitting at the desk, she'll hop up in my lap and say "Pop Pop" or "Mom Mom" or "Coco" (that's their dog). She doesn't have much patience for sitting for long periods, but the desk is set up so that my parents can see into her room, too, so I'll let her play on the floor and get out of the way so they can just basically watch her do stuff for about a half hour. Sometimes they feign interest in my well being but mostly they just watch the kid.

I really wish that we could do a similar video call with her other grandparents since it really does help her stay familiar with her far away family but they can't get internet access where they live.

"Facetime is for FACES" is cracking me up. Oh Henry...

I've been facetiming with my parents pretty regularly, and my wife started to somewhat with her mom since all our families live 2,000 miles away. Cecil seems to really dig it, and I swear he was more familiar with my parents when we went to visit in July, especially compared to my wife's father who he'd never seen before, even on a phone screen.

Also ball time is the greatest thing

I'm pretty sure the only time Jesse and I tried FaceTime he put the phone in his pants so I'd like to say Henry will outgrow it but ...

Hahaha I don't doubt it

I can just picture Hank pitching silicon valley VCs: "It's Facetime for balls"

I call it Ballstime

I'm imagining that going like GOB's "Fuck City" pitch from Arrested development.

A friend's kid choked on a hot dog friday night and had to spend the weekend in the hospital with tubes in his throat and getting MRIs. His mom found him unconscious and not breathing and had to resuscitate him. They are very fortunate that she was able to revive him. God knows how close he was to death or brain damage.

If feeding hot dogs to little children, do not feed it to them in sandwich form. Instead chop it into little pieces. We use one of these to get hot dogs down into child-friendly pieces: http://www.amazon.com/Dachshund-Shaped-Hot-Dog-Cutter/dp/B0088OJB5U

My little girl is the same age and I've been known to leave her with a snack while I go take the trash out or flip the laundry or whatever. This has been a huge wake-up call.

I have extreme choking paranoia so we avoid hot dogs completely.

I always quarter lengthwise and then cut into sections. She doesn't like the bun anyway.

Worst thing about choking is that it can be totally silent so you could even be in the same room with your back turned. Sorry about your friend, hl.

marcos how did it go?

― carl agatha, Sunday, August 23, 2015 10:33 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ferber is going pretty well tbh!!! we made a lot of improvements. F is still only 5 months and nurses every 3 hours or so each night but the best thing we've accomplished is F can now fall asleep on his own so long as he has a full stomach. so that is cool. before, my wife would nurse him and one of us would have to dance him around for a long time, upwards of 45 minutes sometimes, before he could finally get to sleep and stay asleep. now he'll nurse and we place him in the crib awake and he might cry for a few seconds but then he's out. so huge huge huge improvement.

eventually we will try to space out the night feedings but it is so cool that he just goes to sleep on his own after them.

and we've been pretty lucky with our older kid, he's almost 3 now and has been a great sleeper since about 15 months or so (when we had to do some pretty intense and torturous sleep training stuff, which is why we're trying to get this over with earlier with F)

Ferber method is underrated imo

FWIW K showed incredible resistance to the Ferber method. There were a few times when it seemed to work, temporarily, but then some event would upset it. Also it took many more nights of crying than advertised, each time. As noted above, we're pretty much back to square one with her recent anxiety and the new baby.

Meanwhile E @ <3 months is a natural great sleeper. Sometimes goes 8-9 hour stretches at night, yet clearly is eating very well based on growth/weight and just sheer chubbiness.

xp yea i agree, also it is extremely different imo than the actual "shut the door & see you in the morning cry-it-out" method, the intervals and frequent checking in make ferber pretty humane imo. though the longer intervals can be pretty hard, we kind of set a cap that we won't go longer than 10 minutes of crying.

We did Ferber with K around age 7 months and I think it took almost a month to work. Then we had to move to a 1BR for a while and that kind of threw everything.

http://parenting.blogs.nytimes.com/2015/07/12/daniel-tiger-becomes-a-boy-with-autisms-guide-to-social-life/?smid=tw-share

Daniel Tiger is very popular in our home. This morning, Jeff asked her what she wanted to watch* and she said "TIGER."

*We use TV to hypnotize her into compliance while I get her dressed in the mornings.

We noticed K's behavior is better when she watches no TV than when she watches TV, but short of that we also noticed that there's a huge difference between the days she watches Daniel Tiger vs almost anything else. We completely stopped with Disney.

Any of you guys end up with a kid who likes Billy Joel? Because FUCK this phase.

That would be tough.

I assume you have only yourself to blame. I mean where they exposed to BJ in the first place?

^ILP quoted out of context

btw, in re that disciplinarian thing upthread, we kind of had a come to jesus moment about it and realized it wasn't exactly working, or rather, we were right to be more disciplinarian but wrong to be more harsh and negative, so now we're all about trying to set limits in a more positive way, and I finally feel like this is paying off.

I got a really simple but very effective tip from a parenting magazine, for example: instead of saying "If you don't finish dinner, you can't have dessert," you say, "first we finish dinner, then we eat dessert."

I was a kid who liked Billy Joel, I used to listen to The Stranger all the time when I was a kid and think I still have my dad's copy in my vinyl collection

We are going to check out highschools. She's in fifth grade now. Seems early but the open school days are all on the same day. So we're doing a few now and the rest next year. Omg high school.
Prob going with Latin.

I assume you have only yourself to blame. I mean where they exposed to BJ in the first place?

― Οὖτις, Friday, September 18, 2015 10:01 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I would never knowingly expose a kid to Billy Joel. He started liking it after a few long car rides with my mother-in-law, the same place he learned to like the Eagles. But apparently all the kids on his bus like Billy Joel too and they had a big sing-along to Piano Man the other day.

my eldest loves Billy Joel thanks to car-based indoctrination from his grandad. i got no problem with this, Billy Joel is okay.

there's a french parenting expert named Dolto who says they can have dessert first, it doesn't matter

we tried that for about 5 minutes before centuries of habit rebelled

"I don't care if you get mad at me because I won't let you eat Oxyclean" is a thing I say now.

If she eats dessert "first" there is no second

xpost i lol'ed

Relating directly to this thread title, PP busted Henry out in the backyard in his skivvies yelling at the daughters of our super christian neighbours right after church last Sunday.

Nice!

Last week the kid had a fever and couldn't go to day care for a couple of days and was sleeping terribly so we were sleeping terribly and it was pretty awful all around. Fever subsided as of Thursday morning but he was still sleeping pretty shitty.

I have no idea what happened but starting this Saturday he just started going to bed and sleeping all night - he's gotten up to eat just once in the last five nights, and we've actually had to wake him up in the morning lest he sleep too late and screw up his nap / daycare schedule. He also falls asleep a lot faster, though only after screaming for five minutes and then just passing out mid-scream. This is vastly better than the half hour of quieter fussing and babbling that he was doing prior to that.

Toofahs?

Words are still spordadic but the boys have definitely started making identifying sounds that mean something specific; J in particular has started going "NUMANUMANUMANUMANUMA" if he wants you to do something for him IMMEDIATELY and it's the cutest thing

Awwwww he's like a more adorable drunk grown-up!

Basically! It's really funny watching him go "...Book? Book? NUMANUMANUMANUMANUMANUMA"

I only wish my kids liked Billy Joel.

My poor son says he's been plagued by nightmares since he's been old enough to say he's plagued by nightmares. He hates going to bed, he says things as he gets under the covers "Welp, may has well get ready for the monsters," etc. It's hard to tell how much he's -- I wouldn't say "kidding", but I would some more serious version of the word. He doesn't scream at night. He's never woke up in tears. If he wakes up in a different place, it's with one of us and not in the closet from sleepwalking or anything.

But all that said, the other night he's messing around with an old PSP handheld game, looking through the camera just before bed. "See, Dad, look at this," and he hands me the console. We've got just the one lamp on, so there isn't much to see, especially on that low-res display.

"What, what do you want me to see?" I ask.

"You see all that dark stuff coming out of the walls? THAT'S the stuff that comes to me in my nightmares."

And he's talking about the lousy artifacts you get on a bad camera. This pic doesn't do it justice, but you know what I mean.

http://i.imgur.com/0Rz0VN9.jpg

And I say, "Son, that's not real. It's what the camera 'sees', but that's just because it's trying to hard to show you something."

Which I admit would be confusing to even some adults I know.

He just nods, says ok, and takes the camera back from me. Again, I try to explain how there's not really a roller coaster on the PhotoBooth app, etc., but clearly, I'm just a sheeple who's not ready to hear THE TRUTH, according to him.

"You see all that dark stuff coming out of the walls? THAT'S the stuff that comes to me in my nightmares."

Oh poor kid.

Even though we have foam bolsters on our bed to prevent this from happening, Ivy either fish flopped out of our bed onto the floor or tried to climb out of bed in her sleep and fell last night. Being woken up from a sound sleep to a loud THUMP and then a BLOOD CURDLING SCREAM emanating from the tiny human you love more than life itself is jolting to say the least. I gave out this weird series of high pitched hooting screams that I seriously think were some kind of primate brain stem "MY BABY MONKEY FELL OUT OF THE TREE" danger sound that my monkey-adrenaline-soaked, sleep fuzzled brain spewed forth instinctively.

Luckily she was unbruised and no jaguars ate her, but it took me a long ass time to calm down and go back to sleep, and the spent the rest of the night on high alert, jerking awake every time she moved.

poor ivy! i remember those screams, my brother used to fall out of bed all the time when he was little, it's so scary!!

and poor henry, those nightmares sound O_O

As recently as a year ago, my son was reporting only having ever had nightmares. And it was pretty regular to hear him moaning in the dark or jerking bolt awake.

My daughter reports that she doesn't dream most of the time, but when she does tell me about a dream, they are pretty dark. "We had to fight bears and they were evil and had red eyes." But she's never seemed distressed in telling me about them.

^^ very similar. I'm not saying he's completely chill about it all, but he is certainly very matter-of-fact about his demons.