why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

he's also kind of the only reason i don't quit fb. i just like to read his statuses.

dude got some shit inside him

I dunno if I'd know who he was if I hadn't worked in a bookstore, but I think he was at least 1/7th of the self-help section. Sez Wiki: "His first book Your Erroneous Zones (1976) is one of the best-selling books of all time, with an estimated 35 million copies sold." So I'd believe that the kind of person who posts a lot of anguished status updates of people they've never heard of could have in fact heard of this guy.

Okay fuck it here's his bibliography, though be warned it looks a lot like a Clickhole version of his bibliography would:

Your Erroneous Zones
Pulling Your Own Strings
The Sky's the Limit
You'll See it When You Believe it
Real Magic
Your Sacred Self
Gifts from Eykis
Being in Balance
Change Your Thoughts-Change Your Life
Don't Die with Your Music Still in You (with Serena J. Dyer)
Everyday Wisdom
Everyday Wisdom for Success
Excuses Begone!
Getting in the Gap
Inspiration
The Incredible Force
Living the Wisdom of the Tao
My Greatest Teacher (with Lynn Lauber)
The Power of Intention
A Promise is a Promise
The Shift
Staying on the Path
10 Secrets for Success and Inner Peace
Your Ultimate Calling
Wishes Fulfilled. Mastering the Art of Manifesting
There's a Spiritual Solution to Every Problem

Children's books

I Am (with Kristina Tracy)
Incredible You! (with Kristina Tracy)
It's Not What You've Got! (with Kristina Tracy)
No Excuses! (with Kristina Tracy)
Unstoppable Me! (with Kristina Tracy)

https://www.facebook.com/stopcancerstartpraying/photos/a.377075329153987.1073741829.376200832574770/424941964367323/?type=1&theater

sigh

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FVERVfc1L._AC_UL320_SR220,320_.jpg

That cover immediately calls up the smell of Goodwill and Salvation Army!

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Shirley B____ I can watch this movie every day and enjoy it each time.
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Dave H_____ One of three movies to make me cry
1. Terminator 2
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Chuck M______ Made me cry like a girl

if the three movies that made you cry are green mile, t2 and forrest gump, the only logic conclusion is that you have only seen 3 movies and you cry at literally any stimulus

so you know now why Dave H cries

ha

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ugggghghgh

https://scontent.cdninstagram.com/hphotos-xaf1/t51.2885-15/s320x320/e35/11917755_954817681226309_1239885919_n.jpg

.. like it wasn't sad enough.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-V_Fl3MFg3IU/VeXknFENxZI/AAAAAAAAbLI/jJ8Y8HOfeXQ/s1600/Screenshot%2B2015-09-01%2Bat%2B10.46.03%2BAM.png

'awareness'

the Kenyan word

the Kenyans have a word for it. they call it Denali.

It kind of makes it sound like he is a Carmen Sandiego villain.

huh, obama gets called out for this and all of a sudden there is no kenyan to english option on google translate?? it's almost like there's something they don't want us to know.

obama is so evil that he managed to stamp out all evidence of Kenyan even BEING a language

this shit gets more fucked up, the deeper you dig...

http://i.imgur.com/FckP0cv.gif

would help if the gif was actually seamless

worst super mario cosplay ever

i like this one!

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10418302_10152981091197181_7516759213982076679_n.jpg?oh=24d6c017926adc4f1ef55c26d67a6a07&oe=56675D82

http://i62.tinypic.com/4kzh8w.jpg

jfc

read that as "why didn't god stop shooting"

that guy worships a real feeb god is all I can say

http://i.imgur.com/IfChkQ5.jpg

yeah i suppose eating plates could possibly disrupt yr insides a bit

Being diagnosed -- oh, that's something you don't wanna risk.

start with never going to the doctor

start with dying of diphtheria in infancy

start with dying of diphtheria in infancy and work your way up from there

Basically, we need to increase the other methods of death: War, diptheria, traffic accidents, falling off tall buildings, starvation, heart disease, poisoning, etc.

99% of nonsmokers die

The rest are still alive.

Can smokers say that?

#onepercent #vapelife

occupy vaping

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thank you Morbid Angel for changing my diapers

Must've been hard wearing the spiked gauntlets

armed forces 'humour' is the worst fucking thing

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If I wuz flying a drone...
http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/378726/slide_378726_4470972_free.jpg
...woof!

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In other news, people are still liking and sharing pictures of bumper stickers. And they're getting ornery waiting around for another Foghat or something?

foghot were adonises you scoundrel

I must be looking at the wrong pictures of Foghat. Slade, then! Jethro Tull!

Slade = perennial Jackie magazine pin-ups

someone makes the case for Ian Anderson here:

http://simianidiot.tumblr.com/post/12976529740/why-ian-anderson-is-the-second-sexiest-man-in-the

(full title is 'second sexiest man in the world' btw, it's not 'second sexiest man in the band Jethro Tull' or something)

Unfortunately, Mick Abrahams is the sexiest man in the world.