why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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worst super mario cosplay ever

bizarro gazzara, Friday, 4 September 2015 10:59 (eight years ago) link

http://i62.tinypic.com/4kzh8w.jpg

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 6 September 2015 04:03 (eight years ago) link

jfc

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 6 September 2015 04:28 (eight years ago) link

read that as "why didn't god stop shooting"

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 6 September 2015 04:31 (eight years ago) link

that guy worships a real feeb god is all I can say

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 6 September 2015 12:54 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/IfChkQ5.jpg

global tetrahedron, Sunday, 6 September 2015 15:37 (eight years ago) link

yeah i suppose eating plates could possibly disrupt yr insides a bit

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 6 September 2015 15:43 (eight years ago) link

Being diagnosed -- oh, that's something you don't wanna risk.

Three Word Username, Sunday, 6 September 2015 18:01 (eight years ago) link

start with never going to the doctor

computer champion (harbl), Sunday, 6 September 2015 18:03 (eight years ago) link

start with dying of diphtheria in infancy

qualx, Sunday, 6 September 2015 23:48 (eight years ago) link

start with dying of diphtheria in infancy and work your way up from there

Aimless, Monday, 7 September 2015 03:47 (eight years ago) link

Basically, we need to increase the other methods of death: War, diptheria, traffic accidents, falling off tall buildings, starvation, heart disease, poisoning, etc.

Mark G, Monday, 7 September 2015 09:43 (eight years ago) link

99% of nonsmokers die

drash, Monday, 7 September 2015 09:52 (eight years ago) link

The rest are still alive.

Can smokers say that?

Mark G, Monday, 7 September 2015 09:55 (eight years ago) link

#onepercent #vapelife

drash, Monday, 7 September 2015 10:31 (eight years ago) link

occupy vaping

List of people who are ready for woe and how we know this (seandalai), Monday, 7 September 2015 13:36 (eight years ago) link

thank you Morbid Angel for changing my diapers

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 7 September 2015 14:18 (eight years ago) link

Must've been hard wearing the spiked gauntlets

Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 7 September 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link

If I wuz flying a drone...
http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/378726/slide_378726_4470972_free.jpg
...woof!

Aimless, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11995961_10153074339681304_1858087555904305013_n.jpg?oh=98330514e35bc120a50fe692ead268f3&oe=56A6EB50

In other news, people are still liking and sharing pictures of bumper stickers. And they're getting ornery waiting around for another Foghat or something?

how's life, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link

foghot were adonises you scoundrel

they call him 'mr music' (soref), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:18 (eight years ago) link

I must be looking at the wrong pictures of Foghat. Slade, then! Jethro Tull!

how's life, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 17:45 (eight years ago) link

Slade = perennial Jackie magazine pin-ups

someone makes the case for Ian Anderson here:

http://simianidiot.tumblr.com/post/12976529740/why-ian-anderson-is-the-second-sexiest-man-in-the

they call him 'mr music' (soref), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:05 (eight years ago) link

(full title is 'second sexiest man in the world' btw, it's not 'second sexiest man in the band Jethro Tull' or something)

they call him 'mr music' (soref), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 18:07 (eight years ago) link

Unfortunately, Mick Abrahams is the sexiest man in the world.

Mark G, Wednesday, 9 September 2015 19:51 (eight years ago) link

That's encouraging!

Mark G, Thursday, 10 September 2015 10:55 (eight years ago) link

Period.

Neil S, Thursday, 10 September 2015 12:16 (eight years ago) link

Period Period Period

UYD: Oxys, Percs, Vics, Addys, Rit-Dogs and Xannys (sunny successor), Thursday, 10 September 2015 20:50 (eight years ago) link

full stop can't say it back

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 September 2015 20:55 (eight years ago) link

That misused Blackadder "meme" is making me REALLY IA. or just A, I guess.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 11 September 2015 01:21 (eight years ago) link

really think we all need to collaborate on a ridiculous horseshit GIF meme and see how far we can spread it across the net collectively, kinda like those balloons that used to have a card attached "Hi My name is Timmy and I'm from Kenosha, hope you find this balloon in good health, and if not, that you take it to a hospital".

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 11 September 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link

How about this

http://l.wigflip.com/sukredtc/roflbot.jpg

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 11 September 2015 02:44 (eight years ago) link

Originator of blackadder meme seems to be unaware what a drone is.

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 11 September 2015 10:43 (eight years ago) link

The bloke at the controls is flying it. They don't need to be sat inside it.

Mark G, Friday, 11 September 2015 11:10 (eight years ago) link

what is the Blackadder meme? I can find lots of Blackadder related memes, but none about drones.

they call him 'mr music' (soref), Friday, 11 September 2015 21:03 (eight years ago) link

there are a surprisingly large number about Rowan Atkinson having a masters in Electrical Engineering, though?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/474x/2f/d9/cc/2fd9cc7a5031a5cfb40abf10187ebbde.jpg

they call him 'mr music' (soref), Friday, 11 September 2015 21:04 (eight years ago) link

or a phd according to some

http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/arRALE5_700b.jpg

they call him 'mr music' (soref), Friday, 11 September 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link

look for armed forces 'humour'

xposts

Mark G, Friday, 11 September 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link

xpost meme-makers unfamiliar with pre-Mr Bean RA apparently

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 11 September 2015 21:52 (eight years ago) link

if all of my friends' mugs spontaneously morphed into Sandler's creased pear face while I was talking to them, I might go to a mental hospital too

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 11 September 2015 21:56 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/FxQOJnt.jpg

qualx, Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link

Its is probably a good thing that I remain a Facebook holdout, and posting that (and most things itt, really) would get you immediately unfriended.

The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:16 (eight years ago) link


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