why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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full stop can't say it back

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 10 September 2015 20:55 (eight years ago) link

That misused Blackadder "meme" is making me REALLY IA. or just A, I guess.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 11 September 2015 01:21 (eight years ago) link

really think we all need to collaborate on a ridiculous horseshit GIF meme and see how far we can spread it across the net collectively, kinda like those balloons that used to have a card attached "Hi My name is Timmy and I'm from Kenosha, hope you find this balloon in good health, and if not, that you take it to a hospital".

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 11 September 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link

How about this

http://l.wigflip.com/sukredtc/roflbot.jpg

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 11 September 2015 02:44 (eight years ago) link

Originator of blackadder meme seems to be unaware what a drone is.

called a 'Star' by the Compliance Unit (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 11 September 2015 10:43 (eight years ago) link

The bloke at the controls is flying it. They don't need to be sat inside it.

Mark G, Friday, 11 September 2015 11:10 (eight years ago) link

what is the Blackadder meme? I can find lots of Blackadder related memes, but none about drones.

they call him 'mr music' (soref), Friday, 11 September 2015 21:03 (eight years ago) link

there are a surprisingly large number about Rowan Atkinson having a masters in Electrical Engineering, though?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/474x/2f/d9/cc/2fd9cc7a5031a5cfb40abf10187ebbde.jpg

they call him 'mr music' (soref), Friday, 11 September 2015 21:04 (eight years ago) link

or a phd according to some

http://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/arRALE5_700b.jpg

they call him 'mr music' (soref), Friday, 11 September 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link

look for armed forces 'humour'

xposts

Mark G, Friday, 11 September 2015 21:05 (eight years ago) link

xpost meme-makers unfamiliar with pre-Mr Bean RA apparently

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 11 September 2015 21:52 (eight years ago) link

if all of my friends' mugs spontaneously morphed into Sandler's creased pear face while I was talking to them, I might go to a mental hospital too

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Friday, 11 September 2015 21:56 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/FxQOJnt.jpg

qualx, Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:09 (eight years ago) link

Its is probably a good thing that I remain a Facebook holdout, and posting that (and most things itt, really) would get you immediately unfriended.

The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:16 (eight years ago) link

wtf is that even

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:19 (eight years ago) link

lotta levels of confusion here

balls, Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link

whew, i'm a sagittarius

nomar, Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:26 (eight years ago) link

apparently they just finished playing golf?

balls, Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:33 (eight years ago) link

lol these memes are "here is a trait followed by a list of signs that trait applies to" i guess not everyone has a fb friend who constantly posts these

i just love the angry gemini who had to edit it for inclusion

qualx, Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:38 (eight years ago) link

this is a bonus yet valid reason why i hate astrology

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:39 (eight years ago) link

tbf i'm Sagi and i've never killed anybody with a hammer so this could be accurate

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:49 (eight years ago) link

oh it's a golf club never mind

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 17:49 (eight years ago) link

Aha! A Virgo. You're argumentative.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 12 September 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link

Me and all the other people born in the period from late April to mid may have so much in common, it's really weird

1996 ball boy (Karl Malone), Saturday, 12 September 2015 19:21 (eight years ago) link

lol @ casino

balls, Saturday, 12 September 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link

on closer examination they hadn't just been playing golf and that probably isn't a putter, it's kermit as ryan gosling in drive

balls, Saturday, 12 September 2015 20:19 (eight years ago) link

now i'm super confused

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 September 2015 20:30 (eight years ago) link

i'm less confused but more disappointed, preferred some weirdo going in on 'don't ever try to play the back nine w/ a virgo son!'

balls, Saturday, 12 September 2015 20:39 (eight years ago) link

"pathetic - and too little, too late"
lol who is supposed to have made this comment? God?

kinder, Saturday, 12 September 2015 21:54 (eight years ago) link

I love the idea of too little, too late, cos it suggests that God is a scenester that only rewards you if you were into him from the very beginning and not a late convert.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 12 September 2015 21:56 (eight years ago) link

like if I've been wrong all these years and show up and Jesus is talking shit to me before he pulls the lever about how I didn't believe in him, I'll be like "bitch, I see you now, ain't that good enough?"

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 12 September 2015 21:57 (eight years ago) link

if i've learned anything at all from jack chick tracts it's that last-minute deathbed conversions after a misspent asshole life are the best kind of conversions.

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 12 September 2015 23:14 (eight years ago) link

that hitchens "PATHETIC" one made me think of this

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/df/d4/fe/dfd4fee8b212c100e10efb6efe77159a.jpg

balls, Saturday, 12 September 2015 23:18 (eight years ago) link

If it was too little too late, wouldn't he be looking up from Hell?

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 13 September 2015 00:35 (eight years ago) link

feel like this belongs in here

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CO3prd0UYAEsLi6.jpg:large

polyphonic, Monday, 14 September 2015 21:12 (eight years ago) link

Somebody print this out and put it on that car - http://www.buzzfeed.com/leonarddelaney/the-minions-in-me#.runKlJmEl

carl agatha, Monday, 14 September 2015 21:33 (eight years ago) link

boobies

j., Monday, 14 September 2015 21:49 (eight years ago) link

I feel 99.9% certain that Christopher Hitchens didn't have some kind of deathbed conversion... I especially doubt he would say "I was only showing off with that atheism rubbish."
He didn't really ask for God's forgiveness when he was dying, did he? I'm not even an atheist but if he did that, my esteem in the man would be greatly lowered.

Frobisher, Monday, 14 September 2015 22:37 (eight years ago) link

he didn't

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Monday, 14 September 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link

only Jesus knows for sure!

Οὖτις, Monday, 14 September 2015 22:43 (eight years ago) link

"Dear Yahweh, I'd like to construct
An apology for my conduct
I once called you a fiction
But with newfound conviction...
You know what? Forget it, get fucked"

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 14 September 2015 22:59 (eight years ago) link

AXED
NOUGH
LREADY

Aimless, Monday, 14 September 2015 23:38 (eight years ago) link

disturbing trend of this stuff spreading into the real world

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3233964/Londoner-leaves-feel-good-notes-trains-make-miserable-commuters-smile-telling-try-love-dogs-love-walkies.html

soref, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 13:17 (eight years ago) link

Enjoying the comment left by JonnyBigToe on the above:

these notes are neither funny or helpful in anyway

schlep and back trio (anagram), Tuesday, 15 September 2015 13:23 (eight years ago) link

"you are free to get off at whatever stop you want" placed on the story about thousands of migrants attempting to cross in Hungary is an attempt at satire, surely?

soref, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 13:24 (eight years ago) link

I got sacked from my job yesterday, think I might have started punching people if i'd seen one of these during my train ride home

soref, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 13:25 (eight years ago) link

Andy Leek, 29

These look like the work of a 13-year-old, at most.

how's life, Tuesday, 15 September 2015 13:32 (eight years ago) link


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