shit that looks like an onion article but isn't

Great that these people aren't smart enough to know there's probably an 80-90% chance that in the Victorian era they would have lived in a filthy slum and died early of sulphur poisoning, not been members of the fucking leisure class.

Not everyone necessarily wants to live the same lifestyle we have chosen, of course. But anyone can benefit from choices that increase their awareness of their surroundings and the way things they use every day affect them.

"I'm so aware of my surroundings and the world we live in that I use ancient inefficient lightbulbs and burn kerosene right in my house!"

This is why more people don't follow their dreams: They know the world is a cruel place for anyone who doesn't fit into the dominant culture.

No, most people have to work for a fucking living.

if they were that deep in the game she would have called them poison pen letters instead of hate mail

― Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Thursday, September 10, 2015 3:33 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha, otm!

https://twitter.com/myfoxla/status/643519513745559553

because cheerleading is all about triggering PTSD!

They're called cheerLEADERS, not cheerFOLLOWERS.

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/sep/20/teen-prosecuted-naked-images-himself-phone-selfies

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/poles-furious-after-russia-blames-them-for-starting-wwii/2015/09/26/0da28620-644a-11e5-8475-781cc9851652_story.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-weather-gang/wp/2014/06/02/female-named-hurricanes-kill-more-than-male-because-people-dont-respect-them-study-finds

omg. for this thread i give it an A+

Plastic Bags Chaos Looms

(front page of daily mail today, in letters an inch high)

the front page headline of the local boston paper is about a commuter train that now has a slightly less direct route into the city. i guess nothing is happening in the world.

http://www.donotlink.com/gy14

^ilx should use donotlink more often.
it's a link from elite daily: "Don’t Impress Me With ‘Something Different’, Just Take Me to Dinner"

> ^ilx should use donotlink more often.

and get popups asking you to rate stuff? no thanks.

"In one click, how would you describe this elitedaily.com page or article?
Great Interesting Nonsense Offensive Dangerous"

http://www.citylab.com/navigator/2015/10/for-5-this-startup-will-cancel-comcast-for-you/409870/

xp small price to pay not to give douchebags the traffic imo

Airplane Passengers Will Be Stacked On Top Of Each Other In Airbus Patent

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/44/African_slave_ship_diagram.jpg

my favorite reddit thread xd

http://fox4kc.com/2015/10/08/man-who-calls-police-to-say-hes-too-high-found-in-pile-of-doritos/

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRTMKKVUcAAlCT5.png

http://bigstory.ap.org/article/2371c36fd51d41789532bee499f63ddc/zoo-meerkat-expert-sentenced-over-assault-monkey-handler

omg, claiming the dn

http://www.wcvb.com/news/death-notes-book-found-in-nashua-school-raises-concerns/35809048

this requires a single google search people
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00YC1YDME

hahahaha

"I pray with every ounce of my being that it's never something that would turn into a tragedy," Charest said. "But how do you know it wouldn't? How do you know this isn't the beginning of a tragic situation?"

We Blended All of Leonardo DiCaprio's Former Girlfriends' Faces Together

wonderful, just a shame they couldn't mock up some photos of leo hanging out with his generic GF

he just wants to date a vermeer what's wrong with that

http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/Christie-Kicked-out-of-Amtrak-Quiet-Car-336906541.html

http://www.timesofisrael.com/watch-gaza-family-names-baby-boy-knife-of-jerusalem/

Comedy fan who collapses every time she laughs says her favourite stand-up Lee Evans could kill her

The DiCaprio one looks like Clickhole

http://m.chron.com/news/houston-texas/texas/article/Happiest-mugshot-in-America-belongs-to-this-6620025.php

I dunno, that's about average in Texas.

http://i.imgur.com/vXwpqaa.jpg

http://www.charlotteobserver.com/opinion/article45163665.html

And because you are a role model, your behavior brought out like behavior in the stands. Some of the Panthers fans in our section began taunting the hometown fans. Many Titans fans booed you, a few offering instructive, but not necessarily family friendly, suggestions as to how you might change your behavior.

My daughter sensed the change immediately – and started asking questions. Won’t he get in trouble for doing that? Is he trying to make people mad? Do you think he knows he looks like a spoiled brat?

I didn’t have great answers for her, and honestly, in an effort to minimize your negative impact and what was otherwise a really fun day, I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

New Documentary Chronicles the Story of the Pogues' Shane MacGowan Getting New Teeth

http://pitchfork.com/news/62237-new-documentary-chronicles-the-story-of-the-pogues-shane-macgowan-getting-new-teeth/

http://i.imgur.com/is9iEl1.png

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/grade-point/wp/2015/12/29/lawsuit-claims-teaching-assistants-at-amherst-were-told-to-sleep-with-students-to-boost-class-enrollment/

admittedly i don't read the onion, but good god does this sound like a parody:

"Three months without dating apps: It was harder than I expected"

http://www.theprovince.com/life/fashion-beauty/three+months+without+dating+apps+harder+than+expected/11630087/story.html

or maybe it's that i almost never used dating apps

an article about the onion that looks like an onion article

http://www.bloomberg.com/gadfly/articles/2016-01-19/onion-worth-more-than-washington-post-as-print-wilts

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/three-6-mafia-star-remembers-867617

not the whole thing, but this part is clickholesque to me:

To be honest, I didn't know what the hell an Oscar was. So I Googled the word. And then I saw that gold man — and I was like, "Holy sheriff!" That woke me right up. I had heard of the Academy Awards, but I didn't know the name "Oscar" meant the Academy Awards. So I called Juicy J right back: "You mean the gold man?!" "That's right! It's for Hustle & Flow!"

lol otm, "the gold man"

haha

http://www.archdaily.com/783193/anish-kapoor-now-owns-the-rights-to-the-worlds-darkest-material

None more black. Though I was hoping "darkest material" meant the right to, like, joke about pedophilia.

Heartbreaking Photo Of Grandad Who Cooked For All Six Grandkids - But Only One Turned Up

https://www.yahoo.com/news/burger-and-cries-papaw-makes-dinner-for-101930480.html

http://www.smh.com.au/world/380-million-ship-may-be-named-boaty-mcboatface-thanks-to-an-online-poll-20160320-gnmtvx.html

http://nypost.com/2016/03/20/not-so-fast-on-banning-tipping-please-even-though-i-called-for-it/