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he was all you ever think abt going past parallel and i was all i cant

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 16:00 (eight years ago) link

then to be nice to him i asked him if he had any ideas for gaining flexibility and he was all uh lift more

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 16:00 (eight years ago) link

you don't need to go past parallel it's all good

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 September 2015 16:58 (eight years ago) link

yeah idc

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 18:00 (eight years ago) link

I'm from fitness and I'm here to help

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 17 September 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link

trainsplaining

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 17 September 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link

if i only take one thing away from my months (now years!!) of steady swolestyle it is that when i bend down to pick something up i do it with a straight back.

so otm. squatting w straight back to get a pot from the floor cupboard.

mattresslessness, Thursday, 17 September 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link

you don't need to go past parallel it's all good

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, September 17, 2015 5:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, you're right, but when i do, my butt gets bigger, no joke. i think it's just people's preference

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 17 September 2015 18:57 (eight years ago) link

please try to hit parallel lagoon. it's good.

goole, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link

i think he is? just not going past?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:16 (eight years ago) link

yes ^

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:25 (eight years ago) link

you don't need to go past parallel it's all good

― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, September 17, 2015 5:58 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, you're right, but when i do, my butt gets bigger, no joke. i think it's just people's preference

― F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, September 17, 2015 2:57 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my butt is big enough for me

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:26 (eight years ago) link

cool

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:26 (eight years ago) link

ok. i was worried about your knees. i'm worried about my knees.

goole, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:27 (eight years ago) link

when i go past parallel i often lose a bit of rigidness in my back (i think this is called "butt wink"?) y cause i am not really that flex-ee-blay so i don't really push it

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:27 (eight years ago) link

yeah the guy was telling me that going past parallel wld be better for my knees idk

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:28 (eight years ago) link

(i think this is called "butt wink"?)

ew lol

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:28 (eight years ago) link

i don't do it often. i usually hit parallel most of the time, then every so often i'll go past it just to vary it up a bit

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:29 (eight years ago) link

fwiw ive done lots of diff athletic style activities over the years including thousands of hours of running and basketball and never had any knee problems knock on wood

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:30 (eight years ago) link

seems like its my quads thatre tight/preventing me from going lower, sure it wldnt be too hard to work on that

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:38 (eight years ago) link

feel like ive been saying "i shd do more yoga" for a decade

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link

prob longer tbh

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:41 (eight years ago) link

more than one class a year and some occasional half hearted stretching

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:42 (eight years ago) link

a good hip stretching routine before you squat is impt

goole, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:45 (eight years ago) link

i dont really "like to" stretch

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:46 (eight years ago) link

actually i do like it i just dont do it

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:47 (eight years ago) link

I don't like doing it when I have a limited workout time window, which is pretty much always now, but know I should. I do a little warmup and crab-walky thing before I lift, and I tend to do a little light stretching after but not really a full routine like I should as often as I should.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:55 (eight years ago) link

I actually love stretching after a workout. In fact my ideal is like 2 hours in the gym with 1-1.25 hrs working out, then some stretching, then the sauna before showering, but that's just not doable for me on a work day or pretty much any day.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:57 (eight years ago) link

breathing practice in yoga has been impt for me in lifting and running. wide-legged squats make my ass go boom fyi.

mattresslessness, Thursday, 17 September 2015 19:59 (eight years ago) link

^ +1

F♯ A♯ (∞), Thursday, 17 September 2015 20:02 (eight years ago) link

yeah I know I'm the local yoga stan but it's hard to overstate how much it helps w/everything else

resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 17 September 2015 20:51 (eight years ago) link

my new gym has yoga classes

lag∞n, Thursday, 17 September 2015 21:00 (eight years ago) link

Learn to squat ass to grass and other people will tell you that you don't have to go that deep.

If you want to work on your mobility, you might get some help from this video by Alan Thrall: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvGr7wXQfwE&t=1m44s
My one superpower at the gym is great flexibility, so I cannot vouch for the efficacy of his advice.

Enter nothing in the dialog and click 'OK' (Øystein), Thursday, 17 September 2015 21:09 (eight years ago) link

Skip to 1:44 to get past the joeks and intro speech.

Enter nothing in the dialog and click 'OK' (Øystein), Thursday, 17 September 2015 21:10 (eight years ago) link

cologne guy was there tonight and i tried not to get so bothered. he was doing spider curls on an incline bench.

i like big compound lifts and isolation moves. right now i'm like, fuck it, five day body part split. back legs shoulders/traps chest arms. trader joe's is perfect for this shit. pre-cooked chicken, pre-cooked brown rice, broccoli, curry sauce, microwave it all. total bodybuilder action. it's such a domestic lifestyle.

mattresslessness, Friday, 18 September 2015 04:52 (eight years ago) link

matt does not strike me as a tim ferriss devotee

hello, it me (clouds), Friday, 18 September 2015 15:29 (eight years ago) link

me neither, just echoing the "domestic lifestyle" comment

Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Friday, 18 September 2015 15:31 (eight years ago) link

pre-cooked chicken, pre-cooked brown rice, broccoli, curry sauce, microwave it all. total bodybuilder action. it's such a domestic lifestyle.

― mattresslessness, Friday, September 18, 2015 5:52 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i go to tj's every week and i've yet to see any of these things. they sound good for quick meals? gonna have to look harder tomorrow if i use the (raw) chicken today

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 18 September 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link

in my tjs precooked brown rice is in little bladders above the asian meal freezers

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 18 September 2015 18:26 (eight years ago) link

pre-cooked chicken is by the salads in mine.

mattresslessness, Friday, 18 September 2015 18:30 (eight years ago) link

good lookin out doodz

F♯ A♯ (∞), Friday, 18 September 2015 18:31 (eight years ago) link

I decided to eschew brown rice a couple of years ago, I don't like the taste/texture and I'm baselessly unconvinced that it's all that much healthier. I'm a maverick.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 18 September 2015 18:37 (eight years ago) link

i don't really care about white vs brown either but it's what they have precooked in my store. i definitely avoid bread if i can, not gonna claim some gluten allergy but my body always throws a fit when i eat it, like "i'm gonna bloat and give you a weird bread hangover in the morning"

mattresslessness, Friday, 18 September 2015 18:52 (eight years ago) link

brown rice is goof imo it tastes good, it doesnt pair as well w as many things as white but like just as some rice that youre eating w some veggies or w/e imo its better

lag∞n, Friday, 18 September 2015 19:13 (eight years ago) link

good bread is fucking amazing i am never giving it up

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Friday, 18 September 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link

I'm trying- again- to retool my gym routine toward fat loss but there's so much conflicting information I don't know if what I'm doing will make any difference. Right now, the axioms I'm starting from are lower caloric intake (because physics; this at least seems to be pretty much immutable), high protein (aiming for 1g per lb bodyweight, though hitting 185g of protein per day is difficult) and lifting heavy for smaller sets, with short (20 min), intense cardio when and where I can.

My workouts are 3x week, M/W/F, to have a full rest day between each and the longest 2-day rest between compound leg lifts (I do one major/compoud lift per session, Mon: squats, Wed: bench, Fri: deadlift).

Aside from continuing to work on my diet, does this plan make sense?

You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 16:07 (eight years ago) link

for me it's very much about the diet. I work out a lot but don't eat very well usually. This results in some decent strength gains but I could stand to lose some fat. The key really is food intake ime

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 16:32 (eight years ago) link

I've been working out steadily 3x per week since early june, and I have stayed exactly the same weight, and I'm pretty sure it's my nighttime snacking that's the culprit bc otherwise I eat pretty reasonably. However I do have to assume that means I've replaced some fat with muscle. My clothes fit better, I see a diff in the mirror, etc.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Tuesday, 22 September 2015 19:38 (eight years ago) link

yeah that's exactly what you're going for iirc

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 09:09 (eight years ago) link


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