Sex Object

Funnily enough I've got a photo of eine Geheimnis Maschine with an ex-member of Kraftwerk around here somewhere...

http://1.1.1.5/bmi/filtermagazine.com/images/uploads/benjamin-curtis-michael-rother-josh-klinghoffer-ATP-2005(2).jpg

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8d/ab/8c/8dab8cc28af9c585c1023ff62100e182.jpg

http://storyboardsecrets.com/blogspot/26e3e880e6a8_CEE2/Facebook-Wolverton-Robot-Woman-Weird-Mysteries-002-1_cr_thumb.jpg

Man, I am just cranky as heck today and in order to de-crankify myself clearly I need photos of das Sex Objekt

https://41.media.tumblr.com/56529712ffbd3f5bd883ed743187f144/tumblr_nvtxuxVyii1qbmupoo7_1280.jpg

I am not sure when I started fancying septuagenarian Germans with faces like potatoes and strange dye jobs but what makes you happy makes you happy so why should you not preserve the little happiness there is in the world. Oh Ralf you adorkable nerd.

Cranky me before looking at pictures of Kraftwerk:

https://38.media.tumblr.com/d24ef4ee5b62d8da5079c9e32205fd72/tumblr_nte7bvC45f1shxh5xo1_400.gif

Me after looking at pictures of Kraftwerk:

https://38.media.tumblr.com/bb4752fe30b95ce7b7a20218a453c347/tumblr_nte7bvC45f1shxh5xo2_400.gif

Yes.

He is looking well on it.

(What "it" is, ymmv, etc)

Thank god for Tumblr memes.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/a5332e9267f364f933097a71b9a8d3fa/tumblr_nvyu816U0b1qm9sieo1_1280.png

lol

I imagine actual Ralf's actual front sitting room looks pretty similar.

https://40.media.tumblr.com/f8661459f586a1493542bc6b34be7f1f/tumblr_nwmicboMBW1rjw8sqo1_400.png

Look, Ralf has put it in writing: the robots are responsible for groupies.

How do I become a groupie?

Lookit this disgustingly geriatric sex objekt with his crepey skin and his old man jowls and his annoyingly perky blue eyes and his freckles and when did I start fancying old men but uuuuhhhhhhhhhh

http://40.media.tumblr.com/ff9e9bab54fc40cb33c88988a7ee61b2/tumblr_ny2e66nrjp1rjw8sqo1_540.png

LOOKIT HIM. LOOK. AT. HIM.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/f3f2b425d74ce1928b176ab135687217/tumblr_ny2e66nrjp1rjw8sqo2_1280.png

Oughtn't to be allowed. Being so sexy at his age, good god there should be a law against that or something. Besmirching my good pure mind with his filth. Make it stop.

I am aware that Ralf has feelings on this.

https://36.media.tumblr.com/eada5a57a766300fd3a7fcb4ae6e0d35/tumblr_ny148rGzSU1qkx7ifo1_540.jpg

https://40.media.tumblr.com/0b7358dcea8e4b2e9a87268997c559fe/tumblr_ny482p1s7i1rjw8sqo4_1280.jpg

^^^^sheer pornography

https://41.media.tumblr.com/7eb9dd224b6e19232701714d1baa134c/tumblr_ny482p1s7i1rjw8sqo5_1280.jpg

I can't cope with the sex objectification on display here.

*explodes in giant ball of attempting to lick the screen*

wow awesome

jesus

The rest of the interview is just Ralf being typical "Ja it is difficult to play with click but we merge with our machines I think soon" Ralf but mine eyes nearly popped out of my head when I saw that!

BRB; rebuilding Klingklang in my basement.

But the funny thing is, since I posted it, Tumblr keeps showing me the post and suggesting I follow myself?

Oh, nice article, thanks.

BRB; rebuilding Klingklang in my basement

Build some of these while you're at it:

http://www.google.com/patents/USD244717?cl=en
Electronic percussion musical instrument
US patent US D244717 S
Filing date Jul 10, 1975
Inventors Florian Schneider, Ralf Hutter
(just the layout is patented, no functional details)

http://www.google.com/patents/EP0396141A2?cl=en
System for and method of synthesizing singing in real time
European patent EP 0396141 A2
Filing date May 3, 1990
Inventors Florian Schneider, Gert Joachim Ott, Gert Jalass
(circuit diagrams! for midifying a Votrax speech synthesiser or uh sth)

Aaah, the Singing Typewriter one I've seen before. But not the drum pads ones that Wolfgang says he invented and they stole from him.

Thank you for this!

I know German is a funny language but the idea that Ralf lived on "animal garden" street* makes me laugh probably far more than it should.

*yes I know it means "zoo"

Awwwww, Ralf-paws.

Things I have open in adjacent tabs:

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/what-would-sex-robots-for-women-look-like

What Would Sex Robots For Women Look Like?

Next tab:

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/photo-of-ralf-hutter-and-florian-schneider-and-kraftwerk-florian-and-picture-id85853934

Yes.

nice pic