maybe a place on twitter where you can write longer than 140 characters but its not a tweet? u link to it from a tweet
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 03:28 (eight years ago) link
hear twitter is buying twitlonger.zz for $5B
― crime breeze (schlump), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 03:36 (eight years ago) link
m/l
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 03:37 (eight years ago) link
i once worked with a lady who had been married to Chris Barron. it took a lot of willpower for me to not ask her if her father had disowned her.
― some dude, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 04:12 (eight years ago) link
Who'd she marry next? One of the Blowfish?
― pplains, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 04:25 (eight years ago) link
lol some dude
― kinder, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 09:57 (eight years ago) link
I was bored (or shall I say alienated) by this account, now a bk:
https://lareviewofbooks.org/review/texts-for-nothing
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 30 September 2015 21:16 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3r51QI4Ctw
― where the sterls have no name (s.clover), Thursday, 1 October 2015 01:30 (eight years ago) link
Ha, Chris Barron is following me now, too.
― jaymc, Friday, 2 October 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link
mute .@'s would be a good feature
― flopson, Saturday, 3 October 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link
Tweetbot has regex keyword muting.
https://github.com/justin/SilencedBots/blob/master/RegEx-Filters.md
Out of context public replies should do it.
― Jeff, Saturday, 3 October 2015 19:50 (eight years ago) link
The FBI has a Twitter account. Weird
― calstars, Saturday, 3 October 2015 21:57 (eight years ago) link
Twitter Expected to Begin Layoffs and Stop Headquarters Expansion
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/10/technology/twitter-expected-to-begin-layoffs-and-stop-headquarters-expansion.html
and the official news: https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1418091/000156459015008360/twtr-ex991_6.htm
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:22 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/melvillehouse/status/655053633088651264
― a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 October 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link
http://www.newyorker.com/business/currency/jack-in-a-box-can-twitter-be-saved
Answer: no idea
― BRAAAAAAMETHEUS (El Tomboto), Sunday, 18 October 2015 18:48 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/ihop/status/655865945689358337
― mookieproof, Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:21 (eight years ago) link
i don't really "get" moments
― k3vin k., Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:39 (eight years ago) link
its one of those things u occasionally tap on accidentally
― lag∞n, Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:20 (eight years ago) link
yet another jeopardy answer to which I would answer "the g-spot"
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:25 (eight years ago) link
this little bird tweets when you move your finger up and down on it
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Monday, 19 October 2015 17:27 (eight years ago) link
dud
― insufficiently familiar with xgau's work to comment intelligently (BradNelson), Monday, 19 October 2015 17:29 (eight years ago) link
If Twitter were to disappear tomorrow, what would take its place?
― calstars, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 02:09 (eight years ago) link
carrier pigeons
― zoso def (m bison), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 02:35 (eight years ago) link
Weibo
― pizza rolls are a food that exists (silby), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 04:05 (eight years ago) link
vomiting, diarrhea, restless leg syndrome
― jill's got heroin (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 04:57 (eight years ago) link
wens
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 October 2015 06:07 (eight years ago) link
"For anyone who has to lay off employees—perhaps for a founder in particular—it is a painful, soul-searing process."
I'm sure he's crying himself to sleep over the little people who were hired when he wasn't running the company.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 20 October 2015 07:59 (eight years ago) link
polls lol
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 October 2015 21:53 (eight years ago) link
i know! what the fuck
― goole, Friday, 23 October 2015 22:00 (eight years ago) link
we so should do that poll here
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 23 October 2015 22:14 (eight years ago) link
been enjoying polls
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 24 October 2015 06:45 (eight years ago) link
♥
― stet, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 15:08 (eight years ago) link
:(
― doing my Objectives, handling some intense stuff (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 15:09 (eight years ago) link
favstar needs name change to luvheart
― Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 15:16 (eight years ago) link
SQUEEE!
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 15:16 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/tT3Kmym.png
― Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 15:18 (eight years ago) link
love too fav
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link
stet mentioned it already, but here's the article: https://blog.twitter.com/2015/hearts-on-twitter
yay! now you can heart all those deaths in syria tweets! you luv it!
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 18:11 (eight years ago) link
Ugh twitter
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 18:14 (eight years ago) link
― George W. Lucas (diamonddave85), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 18:47 (eight years ago) link
which lucky charms marshmallow will be next????
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 18:48 (eight years ago) link
i like the hearts. they make a little cutesy poof when you click it <3
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 19:29 (eight years ago) link
my timeline is hilariously upset about these hearts, jeez
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link
I WOULDN'T KNOW. http://i.imgur.com/4CSbLON.gif
― pplains, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 19:35 (eight years ago) link
every ilxor made the same 'i can't turn my fav into a heart' joke apparently
― 龜, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 19:37 (eight years ago) link
Twitter, ugh
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 19:43 (eight years ago) link
ugh, ugh
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 19:45 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/nickammerman/status/661588579659984897
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 19:55 (eight years ago) link
outside of the "it makes me feel weird to 'heart' grim things" and journalists bemoaning the loss of their "but my god the fave has so many meanings" i really don't fucking understand this
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 21:22 (eight years ago) link
hoos not understanding other people being mad, film at 11
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 21:23 (eight years ago) link