why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

i've sat on the broken, is that what you mean?

My saddle has broken...

I've sat in broken chairs...

i have a faint memory of someecards.com being occasionally humorous or witty, around 2006-7ish? when did it morph into whatever the fuck it is now? maybe it was always that way?

― 1997 ball boy (Karl Malone), Thursday, October 1, 2015 4:23 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://web.archive.org/web/20070716120321/http://www.someecards.com/#

I think it's because they moved more and more to the "user generated" cards to the point that I don't even know if they do their droll original cards anymore. I do remember them being pretty funny originally.

Had a friend who used to get paid for doing those, so I know at one point they were being somewhat selective about it

Occupy Democrats makes the WORST macros:

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/11924902_10153617793494255_4364706546593397548_n.jpg?oh=c0e9b54160864919ec0c44cc8a550c34&oe=56876A80

you can almost hear the sharp inhalation of breath at the end of it

https://i.imgur.com/tVgXa.jpg

Condescending Wonka is the worst. all my "lib"* friends use it

(most of my 'liberal' friends are 'theatre' liberals, meaning mostly moderate to semi-conservative people who vote democrat because they are poor and like gay people)

It is the worst, and Occupy Democrats is also the worst. It's the worst kind of weak-minded sarcasm -- "I don't have the guts to directly make a point so allow me to just rephrase what you're saying and mock it."

It's like (1) "So Hillary can't be president..." -- no, strawman, no one said that. (2) "Tell me again..." oh, so since there was also once a GOP scandal involving the same behavior, it's ok? Or are you saying both aren't ok? What do you actually think?

Not to mention up to his neck in text.

Yeah, I hate "ad hominem tu quoque" fallacies in general. I mean, we bitch enough when the right pulls that with their excessive "where's the OUTRAGE!" false equivalency bullshit, so let's not do the exact same thing pls.

I had no idea what Occupy Democrats was until a few months ago... What a waste. Like you say, copying the tactics of right-wing mouthbreathers is nagl

google tells me occupy democrats is the same guy as "being liberal" and addicting info. Which are both pretty horrible.

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11905748_1104668929574874_2587214141009212535_n.jpg?oh=2ae7dfc1e878d61221bb362b75dc912c&oe=56CEB863

WE WILL NEVER GET RID OF BULLYING

SO LET'S GET RID OF ALL LAWS AND CREATE A THUNDERDOME-STYLE HELLSCAPE WHERE SOCIETY'S MOST RUTHLESS WILL RULE THE MASSES WITH A MERCILESS IRON FIST

We should force every kid to learn martial arts so that playground fights look more awesomer

WE WILL NEVER GIT RID OF NIPPLE TWEAKING

Why deny my kids right to de humanize yours?

Principals and teachers actually have quite a lot of ability to reduce bullying, I've seen it in action. It's really not even that complicated.

Yeah just beat them

WE WILL NEVER GET RID OF BULLYING

GOOD! FUCKIN WIENERS

if you can't stop criminals you can always get rid of victims

WE SHOULD TEACH MOUTHBREATHERS ON FACEBOOK NOT TO REPOST MEMES WITH MORE ARTIFACTS THAN THE BRITISH MUSEUM

Let John Steed handle those ruffians.

Wearing pink ribbons huh? I knew this generation of wimps had too much awareness of breast cancer

yeah that cracked me up cuz i strongly suspect the moron who made that is genuinely unaware what those pink ribbons are about and assumed it must be some anti-bullying thing cuz they look wimpy

this one cracked me up. posted with subtitle "Want to stop a bully? Punch the fucker in the face"

https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11905748_1104668929574874_2587214141009212535_n.jpg?oh=2ae7dfc1e878d61221bb362b75dc912c&oe=56CEB863

whoops n/m shoulda scrolled up

Reminds me of every dullard who says "War/violence is just a natural human state we will never be rid of so why trying".

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/t31.0-8/12109858_883748128375265_7974875945571634843_o.jpg

Just havin' a latte doin' henna on each other.

so basically everyone is an asshole? I guess that's fairly accurate but...

http://i61.tinypic.com/k1dqib.jpg

but no pressure

Plz explain in 25 words or less how can I tell if I am "an artist", bcz I am really comfortable on this couch and my fingerpainting technique was really crude and unsatisfying.

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/p720x720/12144837_499526100214096_8110755379819555291_n.jpg?oh=33ef822c75719995407b9fd2ac5b8a22&oe=568A5EF9

Comforting.

the thick blue line

Always nice with some demonizing from those sworn to protect.

Feel the police may have trouble taking the moral high ground against Battle of Britain veterans tho

"And maybe remind the few, if ill of us they speak,
that we are all that stands between the monsters and the weak..
Mah na mah na - do doo be do doo
Mah na mah na - do doo be dooh"

If someone's goal with art primarily is to express their own feelings it probably sucks as art

Was that someone's status update?

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpt1/v/t1.0-9/11180638_876641532425882_3482007831975610340_n.jpg?oh=38060859c5c032306e3b4e23368fb273&oe=569216A5

What the fuck is the deal with the crown?!

Being a gay monarch isn't a choice. #bornthisway

I saw a bunch of cars parked outside a sandwich shop on Sunday with a piece of blue painter's tape across the back window. I guess their church had a BLUE LIVES MATTER day or something.

I saw a truck with that over here. What does it even mean? Is it just a celebration of racism?

bad boys bad boys
whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do
when you're wearing blue

I feel sure Nobel Prize for Literature winner William Golding would have known about the correct use of commas:

https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/10441394_799541886745791_2850050546976303_n.jpg?oh=43a80db4e19881a12f98588152466a8d&oe=56957522