why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

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Yeah just beat them

(emphasis mine) (wins), Friday, 9 October 2015 14:23 (eight years ago) link

WE WILL NEVER GET RID OF BULLYING

GOOD! FUCKIN WIENERS

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 9 October 2015 14:25 (eight years ago) link

if you can't stop criminals you can always get rid of victims

ogmor, Friday, 9 October 2015 14:27 (eight years ago) link

WE SHOULD TEACH MOUTHBREATHERS ON FACEBOOK NOT TO REPOST MEMES WITH MORE ARTIFACTS THAN THE BRITISH MUSEUM

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 9 October 2015 14:31 (eight years ago) link

Let John Steed handle those ruffians.

nickn, Friday, 9 October 2015 17:06 (eight years ago) link

Wearing pink ribbons huh? I knew this generation of wimps had too much awareness of breast cancer

Comme Si, Kamasi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 9 October 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link

yeah that cracked me up cuz i strongly suspect the moron who made that is genuinely unaware what those pink ribbons are about and assumed it must be some anti-bullying thing cuz they look wimpy

balls, Friday, 9 October 2015 23:41 (eight years ago) link

this one cracked me up. posted with subtitle "Want to stop a bully? Punch the fucker in the face"

https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/11905748_1104668929574874_2587214141009212535_n.jpg?oh=2ae7dfc1e878d61221bb362b75dc912c&oe=56CEB863

flopson, Sunday, 11 October 2015 05:48 (eight years ago) link

whoops n/m shoulda scrolled up

flopson, Sunday, 11 October 2015 05:48 (eight years ago) link

Reminds me of every dullard who says "War/violence is just a natural human state we will never be rid of so why trying".

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 11 October 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/t31.0-8/12109858_883748128375265_7974875945571634843_o.jpg

Just havin' a latte doin' henna on each other.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 11 October 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link

so basically everyone is an asshole? I guess that's fairly accurate but...

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Sunday, 11 October 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link

http://i61.tinypic.com/k1dqib.jpg

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 12 October 2015 02:00 (eight years ago) link

but no pressure

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Monday, 12 October 2015 04:02 (eight years ago) link

Plz explain in 25 words or less how can I tell if I am "an artist", bcz I am really comfortable on this couch and my fingerpainting technique was really crude and unsatisfying.

Aimless, Monday, 12 October 2015 04:11 (eight years ago) link

the thick blue line

a literal scarecrow on a quaint porch (forksclovetofu), Monday, 12 October 2015 11:41 (eight years ago) link

Always nice with some demonizing from those sworn to protect.

Frederik B, Monday, 12 October 2015 12:14 (eight years ago) link

Feel the police may have trouble taking the moral high ground against Battle of Britain veterans tho

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 12 October 2015 13:07 (eight years ago) link

"And maybe remind the few, if ill of us they speak,
that we are all that stands between the monsters and the weak..
Mah na mah na - do doo be do doo
Mah na mah na - do doo be dooh"

Mark G, Monday, 12 October 2015 13:37 (eight years ago) link

If someone's goal with art primarily is to express their own feelings it probably sucks as art

Comme Si, Kamasi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:06 (eight years ago) link

Was that someone's status update?

the cuddling of the american behind (how's life), Monday, 12 October 2015 20:52 (eight years ago) link

Being a gay monarch isn't a choice. #bornthisway

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 12 October 2015 21:29 (eight years ago) link

I saw a bunch of cars parked outside a sandwich shop on Sunday with a piece of blue painter's tape across the back window. I guess their church had a BLUE LIVES MATTER day or something.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 12 October 2015 22:20 (eight years ago) link

I saw a truck with that over here. What does it even mean? Is it just a celebration of racism?

too young for seapunk (Moodles), Monday, 12 October 2015 22:24 (eight years ago) link

bad boys bad boys
whatcha gonna do
whatcha gonna do
when you're wearing blue

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 13 October 2015 05:21 (eight years ago) link

I feel sure Nobel Prize for Literature winner William Golding would have known about the correct use of commas:

https://scontent-fra3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/10441394_799541886745791_2850050546976303_n.jpg?oh=43a80db4e19881a12f98588152466a8d&oe=56957522

schlep and back trio (anagram), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 13:29 (eight years ago) link

- Charles Manson

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:31 (eight years ago) link

the golding quote is real -- it was spoken so it's not his punctuation
https://youtu.be/vYnfSV27vLY?t=1m48s

aaaaablnnn (abanana), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link

Hammer Smashed Bagels wrote, "Yeah, I hate "ad hominem tu quoque" fallacies in general. I mean, we bitch enough when the right pulls that with their excessive "where's the OUTRAGE!" false equivalency bullshit, so let's not do the exact same thing pls."

Yeah and so when someone like Victor Davis Hanson does something like this, I think the following things:

A. Um, you know, a lot of lefties DO actually live out their values.

B. Even if some individuals fall short of perfect execution of certain values, that doesn't make those bad values.

C. Wanting others to ALSO have the things you enjoy isn't hypocrisy. I want the less fortunate not to be hungry, yet omg I still EAT FOOD. I carry a driver's license yet I don't agree that those without one should be denied a right to vote. OMGWTFBBQ?!?!?!

I get that it's meant to be cute turnabout from the lefty play of "you hate government and yet you DRIVE ON ROADS?!?!?!?" But it falls flat once that initial "daring" frisson has faded.

forbidden fruitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 17:43 (eight years ago) link

there's a bit in The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists where the central character rightly points out that giving your own shit to the poor is a tenet of Christianity, not Socialism

bonobo voyage (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link

http://i61.tinypic.com/k1dqib.jpg

comit-
ting

wizzz! (amateurist), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 22:19 (eight years ago) link

why is it that shape? what is that thing? a pocket?

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 00:10 (eight years ago) link

it looks like one of the western states of the USA

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 00:48 (eight years ago) link

maybe south dakota?

wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 00:48 (eight years ago) link

If the person who made that is over the age of 26, that person is the worst person on earth.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 14 October 2015 07:02 (eight years ago) link

^ feel this may be an exaggeration

Estonians from the future (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 09:52 (eight years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRUxtFxVAAAgb12.jpg

Frobisher, Thursday, 15 October 2015 02:33 (eight years ago) link

Good lord that is deeply offensive.

carl agatha, Friday, 16 October 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link

Lolllllll

carl agatha, Saturday, 17 October 2015 13:01 (eight years ago) link

learn you some content aware deleting folks

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 17 October 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link

http://i59.tinypic.com/34si1ja.jpg

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 18 October 2015 13:13 (eight years ago) link

So as of a few minutes' time, your benefits will be stopped.
-- Atos

kinder, Sunday, 18 October 2015 13:30 (eight years ago) link

I tried to reboot myself but getting a strange error message at the log-in screen. can anybody help

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 18 October 2015 14:58 (eight years ago) link

I almost changed my fb pic to this, after seeing this Love Boat image generator going around, but chickened out.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/87cfd305f58a1cc671e16e2b1c845ec7/tumblr_nwde98DiMW1uhyibpo1_1280.jpg

Darin, Sunday, 18 October 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link


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