Internet Crush!

For years I was like "Wah! I get internet crushes on people and they never get internet crushes on meeee!" But then this past year I became the focus of a really quite intense internet crush by someone else. Which went Horribly Wrong and led to 4 months of stalking culminating in harassment and doxxing to the point where I had to get the police involved. So now if I see anything on social media with even a whiff of flirting I get paranoid and freak out and insist on shutting that down FAST. Which probably isn't any healthier a behaviour than walking about with giant heaving crushes on everyone.

So you know *shrug emoji* and no more crushes and concentrating my energy on the idea of sex with robots.